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> I wounder if I'm really bisexual or just incredibly lonely
>wish I was really bisexual but i'm just incredibly lonely
>meet the most beautiful girl i've ever seen
>fall in love
>run away with her and travel through the snowy alaskan wilderness
>promise to stay together and adventure
>everything is great
>wake up
Every time.
>walking with girl I like
>she holds my hand
>asks me if we could go somewhere quieter
>as we walk, someone talks to me
>turn around, she's gone
Not even in my fucking dreams.
>Some chick adds me
>doesn't reply to my first message
>I look at her friends list
>all men
And that fucks you up til today?
Even 9 months later you are like "WHAT? WHY?"
Okay wagie, lunchbreaks almost over. Enjoyed your cheap, unhealthy, oily canteen food? I had some delicious shrimps wrapped in serrano ham again.
Just heard that your ex wife, her children and her new boyfriend Chad are planning on going on vacations over Christmas. Better pay those alimonies earlier next time, you dont wanna get sued again do you? Okay, now back to the office, Mr Shekelstein has lots of PDFs for you, you probably don't make it by 9pm today.
Enjoy and as always, another day, another dollar
It's only 8:30
>>25195394
Lunch break my ass, bitch. It's only 8:40. What shithole do you live in? I wouldn't even GO to work for another hour if I wasn't off for the holidays.
>>25195432
>>25195513
wagiecucks
>just got my ear pierced for no reason
Is this teenage degeneracy? It's kinda boring and painful if it is.
You're late to a trend no sane person wants to be a part of. Kill yourself you faggot.
>>25195380
Yeah, ear piercings look pretty dumb on guys. What kind of piece do you have in there?
Would you sit on it? I would
>>25195242
Of course I'd sit on her face.
>>25195242
>short hair
No. Other than that, yes, I'd love to.
>tfw no fembot gf to peg me
Is this her idea of art? Sexually liberated women go too far, this is straight degeneracy
How long does it take to forget someone? It's been six freaking months. When will I stop thinking and dreaming about it?
>>25195209
It never really goes away, you just get numb to it and they slowly start to slip away. That's all there really is to it. There's no magic antidote.
It's been about 2.5 to 3 years for me. I've lost track now since I don't really think about it anymore.
>Though it's 3 o'clock, the time is just the time it takes for you to talk.
what did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EahngP2mIKQ
>>25195184
Hmm... i know i get alot more real in my conversations as it gets late and i get tired, and maybe that's more than just me...
>2012
>tfw she's long out of her prime by now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H4B75pYhfY
>>25195277
meant to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=203kbkHY5x8
NO MMMOMMMY DONT DO IT AGINA , DONT DO IT AGIAN ILL BE A GOOD BOY... IL B A GOOD BOY I PRIOMISE NO MOMMY DONT HIT ME AHHHHHHHH WHY DID U HAVE 2 HITM E LIEK THAT MOMYMY DONT DO IT RU HURITNG ME WHY U GOTTA B SUCH A BITCH WHY DONT U JUST UFCK OFF AND IDEJ WHY DONT U JUST FUCK OF FADN DIE WHY CNATU U JUST LEAVEH ERE AND DIE DONT SICK URH ADN IN MY FACE U SUTPID SADISITIC FUCKING HORE LETS SEE HOW IT SFEELS MOMMY GEITG RADY TO DIEEEE :))))))))))
>>25195148
Fucken hate that song, had that part stuck in my head all morning...
>just finished a manga
>that empty feel
It's okay, OP.
Tick tuck wagecuck you better hurry up or Mr. Shekelstein will make you work on Christmas if you're late even one day. Remember another day, another dollar
shut up frog
i have 1 hour left here then im free for 2 weeks
i dont give a shit about shekelstein, wish they all drown in acid
If you got 1 hour left why aren't you working like the other wagecucks?
>Be listening to news
>Hear loud car horns
>Go outside to see what is going on.
>Overhear wagecuck screaming: "hurry up! Move! I'm going to be late for work!"
>Traffic is extremely backed up
Wagecucks actually believe honking their horn and yelling at the car infront of you will make congested traffic go faster.
>Be lurking /r9k/
>See a shitty thread
>Click to see what faggotry OP is producing
>Read a dumb frogposter posting his made-up story about a traffic jam
>Thread is extremely fake and gay
Frogposters actually believe posting reddit toads and complaining about wagelords on an cambodian basket waving forum will make their NEET existance more enjoyable.
>tfw started a thread and replies are reaching hundreds
>>25194748
I know that feel.But it's only when I shitpost
>can't even get 10 replies on any thread I make
Fuck you op
>>25194748
>This only works with the worst fucking bait imaginable.
Why?
>Starts off accepting he's ugly
>Acknowledges he has no special attributes
>Asks how people control themselves from raping them in the summer.
>Talks about how she won't have a hard time
>She's a stupid bitch anyways, fuck her I have an IQ of 10000 I can compress the world as I see it. Subhuman shit, I don't need sex, fuck you.
>Posts it hoping somebody will acknowledge his existence.
*20 minutes passes by, nobody replies to his post*
<decides to go onto my old middle-high school friend's FB, who I've always had sex fantasies of raping.
<Determined scrolls past all her old profile pictures, to the one where she's in bikini
<it's from 1998, she is 14 y/o there
<doesn't matter
<Starts yelling to my mom on the 0th floor "MOM HEAT UP THE FKING HOT POCKETS U KNOW I GET HUNGRY AFTER MOLESTING 14 Y/OS!"
<I know mom is disgusted about me living in the basement, but I get a sexual arrousal from hating on women.
<I copy paste her picture into ipaint, and photoshop the only picture of me, where I don't have 3 double-chins and acne, in with her
<I start rubbing virtual me all over her, while I touch my dick
<yell at my mom to come down here
<I can hear her crying
*sexual pleasure intensifies*
<mom comes in with my hot pockets,
<i still have my hand in my pants
<mom starts crying even more
*dick girth intensifies*
<I cum all over the hot pockets
<Almost totally exhausted, and starving to death
<I must incoporate protein into my slug-body, I must feed
<Starts eating the hot pockets
<No bitches deserve my cum anyways
<Goes on 4chan /pol/,mstarts discussing how he is being treated unfairly, how Tumblr feminist-bitches has turned all women into stuck-up whores, who will only accept model-like men.
<Betty from next door keeps ringing my skype, asking if I want to go to out on a date with her
<I refuse to fuck a chestlet landwhale like Betty,
<I finish the 4chan post, and thousands of men applaud me.
<I go to sleep, balls still itching from all the cum in my underpants
I fked it up, reposting
fuck off retard, your reading comprehension is beyond dumpster tier and your "ebic neckbeard meme" is outdated and blatantly wrong.
I have good job
I have qt gf
I have apartment
>Why don't I feel like a normie?
>Never want to go to parties
>Have same group of friends since highschool that I barely see anymore
>Everyone at work is just an acquaintance
>Been constantly depressed sine ~8 years old
I don't really belong anywhere, to any group of people. The people that are in my life seem to care about me in the whatever way they think is reasonable, but I don't feel any real connection with any of them. I can't talk to anyone about the things I think about or the feels I feel, and if I try everyone thinks I'm weird.
Should I end it?
Apparently the answer is yes, thanks for making this easier
>>25194742
You sound like me.
I'm a normie chad by r9k standards, but I don't feel like one.
I don't know where I belong.
>>25194742
>Why don't I feel like a normie?
Normies never feel like one, snowflake.
>Never want to go to parties
This is called getting older.
>Have same group of friends since highschool that I barely see anymore
Again, getting older.
>Everyone at work is just an acquaintance
Fuck 'em.
>Been constantly depressed sine ~8 years old
You should probably see a therapist to remedy this. You don't need to take the medication, just talk it out with someone.
>I don't really belong anywhere, to any group of people.
Well, fortunately you have the internet. You also have a girlfriend, so you're kind of talking to the wrong group of people. Most people here have had absolutely no contact with others for awhile, so... you should probably appreciate what you have.
>The people that are in my life seem to care about me in the whatever way they think is reasonable, but I don't feel any real connection with any of them.
It's probably because you're depressed or have some underlying issue. Either that or you just don't really give a fuck and are tricking yourself into thinking you should.
>I can't talk to anyone about the things I think about or the feels I feel, and if I try everyone thinks I'm weird.
You're not really giving much to go off of so, it's kind of hard to respond to this.
Now leave this board and never come back. It will become the bane of your existence.
