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>tfw all you wanted to be in life was a great painter
>been trying to improve my skill for the past 20 years
>never got any better
What did you want to be when you grew up robots?
>>25196726
>Wanted to be a Nuclear Physicist
>Was lazy as shit in school
>Got a mathematics degree instead
I never knew. I think I put "F1 driver" in my primary school yearbook thing because I liked cars, but that wasn't really a goal or anything.
Still don't know what I want to do either. I'm studying for a computer science degree at the moment but whenever I think about having a job for the rest of my life I just don't feel like I would like doing that. I thought about getting some kind of skiing qualification as well because that's the only sport I enjoy doing but it's just too expensive and would probably lead to something shit anyway.
Fuck, I don't know.
Having set goals ia anti-robot behaviour I think
A man baby girl and a baby boy is born.
They grow up to be 6/10 at age 27. Pic unrelated.
Now going back again.
A man baby girl and a baby boy is born.
To what extend can they both actually influence their social market value?
My estimate:
Guy: +/- 3
Girl: +/- 1
Opinions?
where do we get de points
>>25196389
>My estimate:
>Guy: +/- 3
wtf are you serious? you can look like literal garbage and be 99 years old and if you're rich as fuck pull hot blonde 10/10s forever. so +/- 10 I suppose. Though really a 10/10 looks guy probably cant drop 10 points ever.
>Girl: +/- 1
Girls can be totally hot and have nothing else going for them and still do well in life, so idk what that means.
really the two metrics are just different
>>25196389
looks legit
but factor in that girls automatically have a higher social market value by being women
guy: 0 +/- 3
girl: 2 +/- 1
A huge chunk of the misery in my life comes from the fact my mother screwed me over genetically while handing my brothers ever thing.
You're not allowed to complain about things you can't change.
it's the worst time of the year to be lonely.
anybody else got the /christmasblues/?
>tfw you realise there have been people who committed suicide on Christmas Eve for their families to find the next day
>Weed starts wearing off
>Smoke more weed
>high again
who here /god/?
>>25196283
>Weed starts wearing off
>don't have more weed
>can't buy weed. because no connections
>Power only corrupts the weak
What did he mean by this?
>>25196114
Strong people can handle power.
Fuck the holidays. Look at what this board has become thanks to all of the fucking shitters coming in here and shitting everywhere up with literal AskReddit tier posts
>fembots
>girls
>sex
>sex
>sex
>girls
>sex
Kill yourselves normie shits
>normie
Yeah, you can fuck off too, normalfag. Let me guess, you've been here all summer
Theres literally nothing wrong with this board right now, its always been this cozy
>>25196245
Nah, he's right. Board got flooded with girl talk recently. Maybe we're feeling extra lonely cuz of the holiday?
what's the consensus here on BPD (borderline personality disorder)? do you think you have it? you should have 5 of the following:
-Fear of abandonment
-Unstable or changing relationships
-Unstable self-image; struggles with identity or sense of self
-Impulsive or self-damaging behaviors (e.g., excessive spending, unsafe sex, substance abuse, reckless driving, binge eating).
-Suicidal behavior or self-injury
-Varied or random mood swings
-Constant feelings of worthlessness or sadness
-Problems with anger, including frequent loss of temper or physical fights
-Stress-related paranoia or loss of contact with reality
I have like 7 of them and it seems to explain pretty well how I completely fucked my last relationship over
feels better identifying my problems at least
Sounds like me but I doubt either of us actually have it.
>be me young edgy satanist
>conservative Christian grandparents come over
>Haven't got a problem with what they believe in
>it's their life
>be at table taking to them
>religion comes up in coversation
>fuckingalarmbellsringingrightnow.jpg
>mom's burst in the door
>stated before I had no interest in going to mass on Xmas
> "Anons an atheist"
>cringing inside
>grandparents looked shocked
>fuckthis.exe
>run out the room
>hide in my room
>feels bad man
>>25196023
>satanist
Oh I am laffin
>>25196023
>satanist
>christian
>any form of deism/spirituality
each is just as ridiculous as the next, get over yourself
Do you ever think about yoursef and say hey I'm pretty cool why don't I have friends or a gf then you see yourself in the mirror and its like oh yeah that's why :^/
seeing myself in the mirror just adds to the confusion.
Nah, I'm not cool at all and it makes sense that no one wants to be around me.
Then I look in the mirror and it's like "Even if I magically fixed all my sychological issues, it wouldn't be enough".
Why not do the chair prank to women, r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIhxzPTbyo
>that guy who spilled his whole drink
If I were any of those people I would want to murder those little shits.
What does lewd mean? Can anyone post a pic if an anime girl when she sees something l-lewd?
Bumpnwkwoqooajs
>>25195785
>mfw I see a lewd act
>lives in first world country
>calls himself a robot
it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to be a robot if you live in the 1st world
>>25195761
>implying niggers and sandniggers in shitholes can be robots
>can CHOOSE not to work
>will get money from the government
>robots
Why do women wear tight revealing clothing?
>>25195720
to keep you on a leash
So, /r9k/ i fucked up a suicide attempt a few days ago. Long story short I passed out from blood loss, and if i hadn't been found, i would have bled to death. But this topic is not about that.
Family, who dont even know me, are now fucking shaming me to the ground for this
>How could you do this to US?
>Did you even think about US when you did it?
>Did it even cross your mind how devastated WE would be?
Yeah, fuck me. How DARE I inconvenience you by wanting to fucking die
How fucking DARE I do anything to myself, that would make YOU feel bad.
How did i have THE AUDACITY to forget that you're the center of the fucking universe? And how me hating my life might offend YOU?
Fuck them and fuck everyone who thinks like this. Fuck you.
Were you the guy who made a thread with pictures of your arms?
But yeah fuck your family
>>25195644
Rofl, didn't think anyone would remember that. yeah, that was me. I guess i can provide some more info just in case. After regular down the road cuts didn't work (Made like 20 of them) i started going for a single spot in the middle of my elbow, where i found two big veins. Cut that single spot over and over for about seven times. Severed both veins. Passed out, and was later found by a construction worker. Currently have 8 stiches on my hand.
