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Why not kill myself.
I mean. as an outisde observer I am a 100% normal guy. I dont live with my parents, I got a good degree and make great money.
But if you live my life. I am 40k in debt, I am told that I am 'Attractive' by males and females. Yet I only date 4/10 max and am miserable most days out of the week.
I come to r9k alot because I identify with you guys. Yet I never poist because I know that you guys would call me a normie scum.
The point of this post is to say that woman cannot be robots. You literally call the shots.
Every single day, I am told that I am attractive by my male counterparts. Yet I watch the hyper attractive 9/10 guys divert the attention of EVERY single female in the room.
Yet all the 5/10 guys look up to me and wonder why I am not happy every day.
My advice is to take the red pill HARDCORE. Get really rich in your 20's-30's and fuck 20's untill you die. Do not fall into the beta male orbiter dream.
If you are not one of these two things in your 20's you will not get pussy on a consistent basis.
1) Rich
2)Hyper attractive (7+/10)
Full disclosure:
I would rate myself as 6/10 and maybe 7/10 at best.
I most definitely have some sort of mental issues based on my shitty upbringing, and I am 100% drunk.
The point of this post is to say that work on yourself. Do not fall into the 'Hurr get drunk every day , dont take college seriously mentality'
If you are a robot or understand what It means to be a robot. Go to school, study hard as fuck, dont party, get a good job. Make money. And fuck young girls later in life.
Woman are woman. They will chase what is easiest in life.
>>25190084
>Why not kill myself.
stopped reading there, just fucking do it or don't stop bitching about shit
>>25190173
ok niggrt vunt titdl
>>25190084
>killing yourself over roasties
Don't make yourself an ultimate cuck. The true redpill is to completely disregard women, not just in terms of relationships but sex altogether. Become enlightened and stop giving into your animalistic tendencies, they will lead you down a long miserable road.
One day, I am gonna grow wings
A chemical reaction
Hysterical and useless
Hysterical and
>>25190082
For a minute there
I lost myself
I thought ive seen it all robots but this roastie youre about to see is the roastie of 2015 pic related
http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/76997
>"ppl like to have sex get over it :^)"
>"girls just wanna have fun :^)"
I cant believe there are people trying to stop slut shaming just to protect these semen demons
Holy shit, she's gorgeous.
>>25190001
this is from an actual commercial porn
its at the end
cant find it tbqhfam
>tfw not an astronaut
just
born just in time to browse dank memes anon
>ywn be one of the first permanent inhabitant of Mars, and make the first interplanetary shitposts on /r9k/
>>25190134
colonising mars will seem like trivial child's play when we have interstellar colonies and faster than ligth travel and stuff like that
all our achievements, no matter how major will eventually be dwarfed by something much greater and no one will give a shit
Why are white men so protective of white women? I've never seen other races of guys putting their women on a pedestal, it's only white guys. It makes no sense, even betas like yourself are protective of them even though those same blonde cuties would never look your direction.
simpin ain't easy
it's a reactionary response to all the shitskins wanting white women so bad.
if all men wanted indian girls, then indians would be just as protective, but this is obviously not the case
>>25189871
But why do you care? Those same girls would laugh at you the moment you said a word to them
Anyone write down or remember any of your dreams?
Recently had one where I was having a phone conversation with Richard Nixon. Funny how your brain can imagine crazy shit without you even realizing it's a dream.
Smoking weed fucked up my dreaming ability. Also my short term memory since I started young but I probably would of killed myself if I wasn't blazed 24/7.
I had one today (just woke up)
Where I went from diffrent universes somehow.
I just knew I was in a diffrent universe. My cousin was in my house for some reason and he had it aswell.
We were trying to figure out how to go back. Everything was the same but we still knew we were in a diffrent one. It went on to the next day and we had not figured out we got here and how to go back.
I don't remember anything else but it was a interesting dream.
Does anyone else find their very existence extremely frustrating?
I was born into a world where a person's quality of life and value depends on the work they do yet I feel depressed, unmotivated and unfocused all of the time. I feel as though I'm broken and there is no way I'll ever be a functional adult. I'll never find happiness, make relationships with other people, have a family, be proud or even feel normal. Depression has just consumed everything I am to a point where my two options are to either commit suicide or live as a invalid and simply pass through time until I die.
I just want to be like the other people. The worst part is, I had every opportunity to become one of them yet I'm not.
>>25189516
just go put your death wish to the fuckin test
>>25189835
I'm just going to live like I already killed myself. It sounds dumb, but imagine you jumped off a building and before wondered, I wonder what the other route would be? It's like watching an alternate-me now. I don't have to care
>>25189870
No you're not bro
Whats it like being a robot in your country?
Very interested from hearing from Israeli robots because virtually every Israeli I have ever met was a total Itzik or Tamar
>>25189427
>Itzik
>Tamar
What the fuck. Explain?
>>25189465
Israeli equivalent of Chad and Stacy.
>she feels entitled to a nice bf
nice meme photo
Fight me you stupid faggots. I get more pussy than everyone combined on this shit board.
Pic related: It's me at prom with my boys and bitches that we fucked.
It's me and my friends. Something you faggots don't have.
>>25189419
Look like beta fags to be desu senpai.
I'd take you on physically and sexually.
Wana meet gayboy???
>tfw 5"11
>stopped growing, will never reach 6 foot
Why even live, i want to kill myself, it's not fucking fair damn it.
You're still making these threads?
I'm 5'3''
literally the only reason I haven't killed myself is because my parents are rich. If I were short and poor, that would be it
Tfw 5'10.75"
So close to not being a manlet fuck my life.
>Had the chance to cuck the dude who blackmailed me
>Didnt take it because "im better than that"
Is there anything worse than having a moral cmpass? Is there really any benefith in ye' old "Do to others as you would have them do to you." ?
>>25189263
you're a faggot
>being a moralfag
kill yourself to be REAL honest with you familia
>>25189263
You're an idiot. Should have cucked him...... yea i get the moral part, but he already broke the bro code with you... he deserves to have his ass knocked out chad style.
>>25189263
What did he blackmail you for?
what did you get your gf for xmas?
Decemberists are playing a New Years concert in S.F. So goin to that.
is 4chan modern art?
posting here is a lot like street art if you think about it. every poster could be seen as an artist that anonymously leaves original content in a public place. some users use names (or 'tags') in an attempt to get famous. spam could be compared to 'bombings' (large graffiti pieces), hacking attempts to 'crossing' (drawing over the picture of another street artist).
none of us get paid for our work and most of us enjoy what we create here or what is created by others on 4chan. much like graffiti the work usually disappears shortly after it has been published.
the content of the posts is also similar to that found in the graffiti scene. a lot of satirical remarks and contrarian content. compare it to the ancient shitpost graffitis found here:
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
what do you think? are you a writer and do you draw mspaint pictures for 4chan? are you an internetart artist?
>>25188909
>is 4chan modern art?
Yeah, it is. Some of the most innovative and and honest thoughts I've ever read have come from this site.
4chan is only but a wall, memes make the mural
can you call it art just because it is original?
SO NOT ONLY DID MY BITCH TEACHER GIVE ME HER FUCKING LURGY IT MADE MY FUCKING NECK GLANDS SWELL AND PUT PRESSURE BEHIND MY EARDRUMS SO WHENEVER I MOVE MY MOUTH THEY POP SO I WENT TO THE FUCKING SURGERY TO GET IT FIXED AND THE BITCH THERE TOOK ONE LOOK DOWN MY THROAT AND TOLD ME THAT THE SWELLING WOULD REDUCE AND THE FLUID BEHIND MY EARDRUMS WOULD DRAIN OUT NATURALLY IN ABOUT 2-4 WEEKS WELL GUESS WHAT IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING MONTHS AND MY POP EARS POP STILL POP EVERY POP FUCKING POP SECOND AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE SO I WENT BACK THERE AND SHE SAID SHE STILL CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BITCH WHY THE FUCK AM I PAYING FOR HEALTH INSURANCE IF YOUR TIGHT JEW ASS WON'T EVEN PRESCRIBE ME SOME ANTIBIOTICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25188795
>JEW
Hey buddy no need to be racist
lurgy?
