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>tfw gf has a-cups
>tfw 5.5 inch dick
should we kill ourselves?
>>25182666
If I had a gf with a-cups and a 5.5 inch dick, I would infact kill myself.
no, tell her to dress up as a loli. god you're so lucky, except for the dick part, sucks to be you there.
but how tall is she? make her be your personal loli-maid!
I keep hearing these weird fucking bee sounds in my ear. Literally a buzzing - but there's no bee. It doesn't seem like tinnitus, any ideas what's going on? An ear infection? Or am I going batshit crazy? It's 2 am and I can't get to sleep because of this fucking thing.
>>25182638
Try this:
>place your hands over your ears with your palms covering the opening and your fingers resting on your neck/back of your head
>drum your fingers on that area for as long as you feel you need to (30 seconds to a minute optimal, or 100 times)
Hope this helps.
>>25182638
The universe is hinting at you.
It's telling you to "just bee yourself".
Do it, brah, it'll solve your problems.
>>25182760
Thanks for the advice m8, but it doesn't seem to have helped :(
>>25182804
Honestly I think it might be this. All those Pepe's have finally got to me
Hey guys I already got my fiance a BMW for christmas but what should I get my fiance's boyfriend as well?
>>25182586
Get me 10 blunts and xbox white boy
>>25182670
xbox is for white boys
real niggas play playstation
Is 37 too late to start medical school?
No.
Djshs
>>25182567
Nah man i see tons of doctors who are easily in their sixties
>>25182567
im 37 inches in ur mum tbqhdesusenpaifam xDDDDDDDDDD
who else /wanttosleepandneverwakeup/ here?
I love sleeping, but I feel like i'm wasting time sometimes. Even if I don't have anything better to do.
>>25182543
It's weird. I usually don't want to go to bed, because there is always another thread I want to read, another episode I want to watch or a game to play.
But once in my bed, yes.I don't want to wake up, I don't want to leave my bed ever.
COME ON, IT'S 1863!
How is this meme any different from the
>year
>doing x
template?
>newfriends come to /r9k/
>read all the extreme autism robot shit like REEE/poopoopeepee etc.
>actually think anyone in the world is this pathetic
>literally believe that this board isn't just a fucking joke
>tfw
It's not a joke, newfag. Normals aren't welcome here, leave.
>Wagefriends ACTUALLY think the NEETfrog threads aren't a joke
>They don't realize we all have jobs/gfs and are just taking the piss
>They think someone could actually be proud of being unemployed
It's funny every time
>>25182464
>read all the extreme autism robot shit like REEE/poopoopeepee etc.
those usually are reddit tier jokes
who /mad/ here? I mad that everyone in my life has been shit to me
it's your fault your life is shit familia, dont blame others
>>25182716
Who invited the normie?
>>25182716
Fuck outta here, normalfag
Do you ever do a google search of your original pepes and wojacks to see if they've been used on other sites?
I saw some Mexican Chad posting my Pepes on his facebook, tried to dox him, and then I got banned.
>tfw made this
>tfw 10 pages of results
>I was born by the pussy, I'll die by the pussy.
>>25182343
How do you plan to be killed by a female?
>>25182343
>I was born by the pussy, I'll die by the pussy.
Fuck does that mean?
Who <21 and balding?
>be 21
>forehead itches
>scratch forehead
>rub up and remember how bad I'm balding
Yeah slightly, 19 here. But I feel like I'm starting to accept it a bit, I wear caps a lot and normally get short back and sides. Got a beard too now so I'll be Alpha af. I have a big head strange shaped though at the same time so I'm also kinda just not tryna think about it
Asian pussy was -not- made for Big Black Cock (tm).
look at how she struggles to take half of his Lion slaying Spear.
This is the power of Asian cock (tm)
Even the most Staciest Asian struggles to take anything larger than 5 inches.
Songs that get you excited/amped up.
Anything goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3HQNqw6taE
https://youtu.be/md3B3I7Nmvw
http://youtu.be/CldOyZsFRHg
>>25182246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyJlZjp-O9c
Do people just drink this shit because they think they're supposed to? It just makes me neurotic and gives me insomnia.
Tastes gross as well.
>>25182228
Low in calories, high in caffeine.
Black coffee and plain tea are top-tier drinks.
it makes you smarter and faster
coffee is literally the blue pill for normies
