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>You will never own a pet tranny gf
>You will never feed your pet tranny gf cum from a milk saucer
JUST
why are you a fag?
>>25186027
Fucking trannies is 100% straight, anon.
>>25185981
only white straight degenerates allowed on /r9k/, thanks.NOW GET THE FUCK OUT
I WANT TO FALL IN LOVE
>>25185909
no you don't, you want someone to fall in love with you
>>25185942
No, i want to fall in love. I dont care if the other person doesnt love me back.
I want to feel the thrill and be motivated.
>>25185990
>I want to feel the thrill and be motivated.
yeah. i felt like superman when i thought i was her one. i was just one of many.
>tfw life peaked 12 years ago
why even continue
what is my purpose here
Nothing has a purpose, the world's a bit interesting though. May as well at least see what happens in your incredibly short time here
Unless your suffering is absolutely intolerable, of course
Sorry for this insanely tedious and tiresome bullshit, just felt like replying
>>25185786
to live a life similar to pic related
Go on omegle.com and set /r9k/ or r9k as your preference. Let's talk and chat and discuss how we wish we were dead, had gf's or were less of neet losers
pls join anons
>>25185721
hey soc hates me its ok if i post a pic in here? can you guys r8 me no bully?
life is full of excitement
Have you ever pushed someone to commit suicide?i kind of want to experience making someone I hate kill themselves. I want to insult them so bad that they just jump off a building. I'll be satisfied.
>>25185708
The kinds of people robots hate are not the types that could be easily pushed to suicide.
I had a big hand in it I think. My girlfriend cheated on me when we went long distance freshman year of college. Afterwards I kept insulting her until she finally cut contact. That was the last I heard of her before she killed herself.
I feel guilty about it and it's made it hard for me to feel comfortable expressing anger and I kind of just repress everything now.
Omegle thread
Can't sustain a conversation edition
Only God knows why you would want to talk with other depressed losers but if you want to this is just the place!
http://www.omegle.com/
waitin on the fat nig's an hero desu
if you're so miserable, why don't you just elastic some paperclips to your face and be transformed into a smiling, happy person?
All those girls who call you creepy for your autistic mugshot methface will suddenly be swooning over your charming smile and the world will be yours
>captcha: select all airplanes
this is appropriate because you are going to look fly as fuck
>>25185584
i won't let myself be happy. to be happy is to be vulnerable to hurt.i got that from a book. The Empyrean Odyssey triology
>>25185616
i would put it the other way
the be vulnerable is to open yourself to happiness
>>25185616
yanking your face with paperclips is probably pretty painful
like some DIY cenobite shit
List of things you don't want to see on r9k in 2016
> Pepe
> mentioning tumblr or reddit
> trap threads
>fembot threads
> female tripfagging
> people who always blame the opposite gender for their problems
> people who never accept the theor gender causes problems
>>25185535
Choke on your own cock
I love Pepe
Fucking jew normie shill
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
>>25186273
> 2008 walk around saying feels good man
> telling everyone about pepe nobody cares they completely downplay it
> 2015 pepe is overused and whored out by normies
> say that pepe should stay in 2015 because the people who use it don't even know what the fuck it is
>Choke on your own cock
>I love Pepe
>Fucking jew normie shill
> literally die on the inside
>tfw you come to realize that you are an unrepentant, asshole, selfish piece of shit with no hope of having a meaningful life
>tfw you've alienated everybody in your life
I wake up, go to work, come home, sleep. The way I see it, I have two options: move elsewhere and try to start a new life; or kill myself. I'm not sure which one yet.
>>25185527
We don't give a fuck.
>>25185527
just read a book or two yo.
>>25185527
Moving won't help as the same ass hole will be just going to the different place.
How do I approach my sister for sex?
just fucking ask her you beta cuck
be a man for once and look at her straight in the eye, and demand she give you the sex
>>25185551
And if she says no than what?
>>25185521
wearing gloves and carrying a baseball bat
>Even after everything, you're the queen and I'm the king. Nothing else means anything,
>>25185425
>keeping her photo
why do we do this? just throw that sucker out
>So, be me 38 yo neet, just moved back home to shitsville, no jobland, living with parents, no friends here any more, and my 40 yo psycho brother, who can do no wrong, likes to get drunk and try to get me to fight him. I'm in retardland and heading for a christmas day walking round town because I can't deal with my asshole brother. Told my mom I wouldn't be there, and she cried all day, begging me to "just put up with him for one day". If I can't come up with another course of action. An hero is my plan.
kill your bother and fuck your mother
problem solved senpai
>>25186299
Sounds like classic tragedy.
>>25185309
Can you rent a motel room or some shit and just watch tv all day? Get some Chinese food? Shit aint that serious. Take it easy.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WOMEN ARE THE MOST ENTITLED PIECES OF SHIT ON THIS PLANET
There is no hope for us manlets.
>>25185221
wtf
a tall girl appreciation day would be bad enough, because there are enough men who wouldn't mind a tall/er woman.
But a short girl!? Most men love short girl, women would love to be short because they're obsessed with being shorter than men
thats like "blonde white girl appreciation day"
LOOK HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A SHORT GIRL GUISE xDDDDDD
>tfw you get older and buy more christmas presents than you receive
>>25185143
I for one enjoy it, I didn't like my parents much growing up but I value them now and they respect my decisions, I owe them good things for giving me the resources to get this far and I feel this giving to them is a small way of saying thank you and that showing I really do value them.
I could write this differently.
For example...
I don't and never will have someone else because 0/10 genetics but my parents won't abandon me so I'm almost paying ransom for my sanity.
>always hated buying presents because autism and cant into what someone else might like
>sisters have kids
>tfw can now hang around in toy stores without feeling like a creep
Buying toys is pretty fun activity.
Anyone else got straight up kyphosis (hunched back)?
I think I developed it from shitposting and playing vidya with terrible posture for a decade.
I want to fix it but I have no idea how to start. I can't even stand up straight anymore.
>>25185053
Pilates really helps that. I know it sounds gay but it really helps and there are a lot of guys doing that for similiar reasons like you .
im always leaned over in my chair but i keep my head straight or leaned back and touching my hand on the chair if that makes sense.
Luckily i'm fine but my shoulders so roll a bit forward. Weight lifting cna fix that though,.
