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>tfw like yu-gi-oh but all other people of my age that like it are full blown autists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo_z3G3CmEc
>>25177994
Start playing MtG.
Despite what people have told you about MtG players, most of them are well-adjusted and have jobs.
There is nothing good in this world. Life is not worth living. The pain of being alive is far greater than the pleasure. Nothing I craft will stay. No one I love will remain. No suffering I cause has any meaning.
Why shouldn't I end it tomorrow?
You should end it, dumbass frog poster.
>>25177992
Merry Christmas!
bloxbloxblox
What is it with normies and women why do they confess their deepest darkest secrets to me? I don't understand why do they do it like fuck keep that shit to yourself I'm not a Psychologist! Are they venting? Does this happen to you robots?
it's called Beta Face Syndrome
women feel at ease with you because they don't see you as a sexual object, so they feel they can open up to you because you pose no risk.
you're basically Safe Space Charlie
>>25177936
ha ha ha I avoid people and shit - But teachers and regular people would tell me this
>wake up
>extremely hungry
>go to bathroom first
>look in mirror
>daytime ruined
>watch 30 Days of Night on repeat
Anyone else know this feeling?
>>25177867
>wake up
>want to watch 30 Days of Night on repeat
>want to watch with anon on repeat
>anon goes to bathroom
>anon doesn't show up for 2 hours
>says he shit and got tendies with his mother
>watch 30 Days of Night finally
>anon has to shit again and repeats process
Hello fellow normies, cyborgs, former robots
Aren't you tired of seeing the same threads over and over about a dude who thinks that he is not enough somehow and that he needs attention
while screaming "ATTENTION WHORE" at the top of his lungs whenever a girl is doing the same thing?
I suggest you use SELFPITYHUGBOX!
it's a new buzzword created to trigger those men (or women) who forgot that they still have the choice to do something better with their time
and who forgot what a marvel it is to be able to breathe, watch the sunrise, smile and tie their shoes
so remember, SELFPITYHUGBOX !
bump for peace
who else /nogf/ here?
Everyone m8
>>25177756
/givinguphere/
What trouble you son ?
>one million dollars is a big loan
there are places where you can get a million dollar loan?
>>25177642
its a huge loan
most Americans wouldnt qualify for a 10000 dollar loan
honestly people that got buttblasted about have no idea how to put something in context
for a guy like trump, one million is a small loan.
Upstairs neighbors
>loud as fuck
>hipster 20yo with an older fat gf
Downstairs
>guy who I think has worst austism then me, lives alone
>next door is a mid 20's guy who smokes weed all day errday, he gave me some a few times in the stairway
I don't know. I have managed to successfully avoid interacting with them for 22 years.
Neighbor on the right
>nice old lady
>keeps her front flowerbeds immaculate, know she dislikes how dirty mine is
>raised 8 kids, lived on a farm
>barely hear her TV sometimes
Neighbors on left
>two old people and a near-mentally retarded lady who is their daughter(?)
>weird lady speaks slowly with a bad slur, makes no sense ever, just avoid her now and keep walking
>people go in and out all of the time, had no idea who lived there for like a year
>keep their front and back porch lights on 24/7, shines in my bedroom window/lights up my entire yard
>cough in the backyard outside my window every single morning
I hope they die so new people can live in. It was so nice when the retarded old people who were stealing packages moved out
>Go to the bakery
>A new qt girl works behind the counter
>"That's 6.50", she says, barely looking at me
>I hand her my money
>"Don't even exist if you're not 8/10," I whisper to myself as she gets my change
>I pick up my pastries and leave
>Say "genetically inferior," over and over on the walk back to my car
well to her you're just a piece of dirt purchasing something
you're not really a human being that she's talking to
If it makes you feel any better she probably treats every other customer similarly if they aren't a chad or a close friend. This morning I got a drink from the gas station and the girl didn't look at me the entire transaction, mumbled my total so low I had to make her repeat herself, moved on to the next customer before I even got my shit off the counter. At least you don't have to deal with shitty people in a service position all day
Some of you Whos are pretty cool.
Don't go to the town square on Christmas if you live in Whoville.
>>25177420
someone post the trump parody from colleguehumor
>>25177420
merry christmas in jail to you
Somebody please explain the >tfw no gf maymay. Does anyone actually get a "feel" because of no gf?
pic unrelated
>>25177417
Yes, it is feel from somewhere deep and and it often pop up when you see some relationship content and you are lonely for long time. I can't watch movies coz they have so much of it. I only watch children cartoons cuz in them is lowest propability of seeing love between man and woman.
>>25177543
But you know love isn't real already. Why does fiction hurt you?
>>25177417
its just some retarded cancer faggots shitposting here
Cute Korean idol here, what's your favorite meal?
i like cute korean idol ass
best way to start the day
Heroin and Water
Who else here misses the 20th century ?
Shit is only getting worse
I want to go back
Is this why kuk boy?
I WANT OFF THIS RIDEthis is not unoriginal
>>25177246
imgur.com/a/2tmOo
it gets worse
I haven't smoked in 28 days and just recently got a job and need to drug test. I bought a test and tested myself beforehand. Does this mean i'm clean?
The negative line shows up but is very faded. Sorry, I don't know where to post this?
>>25177213
Drink a shit load of cranberry juice and if you're really scared take a shot of vinegar.
Idk what the duck that thing is supposed to mean but 28 days should be enough to get clean unless you're a super stoner fat fuck
>>25177213
>drug tests
Is this an americuck thing? I've had several jobs in the finance sector here in Canada and never been tested once
>muh freedumbs
