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Who else here want to adopt a cute little girl for nonpedo reasons?
>Cheyanne is a beautiful child who enjoys playing with her dolls and toys. She is diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder and has very limited verbal ability. However, she is able to use hand signals or point to communicate. Cheyanne loves items related to Dora and Hello Kitty. She enjoys playing outdoors, but is also content staying indoors and playing with her dolls. Cheyanne tends to isolate herself from peers; however, she eats with peers at mealtime and shares a bedroom with no problems. She doesn't like sharing with peers. Cheyanne is very affectionate and loves to give hugs. She is easily distracted and has poor focus. She requires patience from caregivers, as she has difficulty with change and transition. At times, Cheyanne will have tantrums, but will respond to redirection.
http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=58230
>Meet Natalie, a twelve year old beautiful young lady with brown hair and blue eyes. Natalie is described by those closest to her as being inquisitive, funny, persistent, and artistic. She is also energetic and loving. She loves fashion, clothes and jewelry. Natalie is self-confident and her appearance is important to her. She often coordinates her outfits, jewelry, etc. Natalie also enjoys being active and likes gymnastics, reading, arts and crafts, and horseback riding. She is very determined, and is able to set goals and meet them. Natalie enjoys art and is able to express herself through artistic means. She has a great sense of humor and enjoys laughing and joking. Her favorite music group is One Direction and she enjoys singing in the car. She also enjoys watching Monster High and other cartoons. Overall, Natalie is a happy child.
>Natalie longs to become a permanent part of a forever family that will love her no matter what. A family who will provide stability, enduring support, accountability, and love is exactly what Natalie needs. Her dream is to establish relationships and friendships that she doesn't have to leave behind. Natalie has expressed that she wants a family that "won't give me away when I do one thing wrong". The forever family for Natalie must be willing to provide her with unconditional love, clear boundaries, and a high level of stability and structure. Natalie would do best in a two parent, or single female parent home with a strong mother figure. She would also do best as the youngest child in the home. She would benefit from being provided with a variety of structured activities. Natalie's behavior can become challenging at times. A family who has extensive foster parenting experience, especially therapeutic care, is ideal.
http://www.adoptuskids.org/_app/child/viewp.aspx?id=55192
>>26342103
autism spectrum disorder hey? That means she can't kiss and tell. I'll take it!
>>26342116
>She also enjoys watching Monster High
Shit taste
Ever After High is clearly the better show within that universe
3/10 wouldn't pay to adopt
When did you grow out of your "edgy" phase and start believing in God again?
I was an "atheist" from age 12-15.
>>26342004
Buddha will show you the way anon
I'm 29 and still agnostic. I went to church for a bit in high school, realized it wasn't for me, and stopped going. I'm not euphoric above it, mind
>>26342083
>agnostic
God this fucking idiotic meme needs to die
How do you see yourself in 5 years?
What about 10?
>5 years
Hopefully done with uni, and got my first job
>10 years
Fuck if I know.
>>26341838
Working a minimum wage job to support my pointless existence.
Working a minimum wage job to support my pointless existence.
End of the world please come soon.
Allah rain your flaming arrows upon humanity, they are unworthy of your gifts.
Not sure
In 5 I'd like to be married but that doesent look likely
In 10 I'll probably be indispensable and probably salary
Everyone has sex except you. EVERYONE.
I've now reached the point where the thought of sex disgusts me.
Fuck off. I just had sex about 20 minutes ago. Just because you funny very any doesn't mean no one does.
FUCK YOU EVERYONE YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME???
>"stop worrying about sex and a gf anon, it will eventually happen!"
>"Just work on yourself bro"
>"Make yourself interesting"
Funny how robots have to take up dozens of hobbies, meditation, NoFap, complete starting strength, become a PUA expert, etc. in order to get a woman whereas Chad McThundercock and most normies just regularly get laid
>>26336007
Thanks Chad. You've always been a good friend to me.
>>26336051
Because Chad doesn't hate people in general, he actually cares for others than himself
god dammit /r9k/, when will you start taking rape seriously??
>>26332527
when it matters
>>26332527
goddamn those are some homely looking women
>>26332527
>tfw i made a rape joke in front of a rape victim who had a crush on me
fellsbad
ITT: Post your personal heroes
Fucking loved this guy
>Antisocial and disturbed
>Hated by everyone
>Succubi and normies saw him as a "pathetic sad loser with no friends"
>Untouched virgin(not even a prostitute wanted to touch him becuase she thought he was creepy as hell)
>Failure in everything
>Yet manages to slaughter 32 adults like they were cattle
I mean do you know how fucking hard it is irl to murder an adult human? It's not like in the movies. Other have had better arsenal or experience than Cho ever had and yet the managed to kill far less than he did. It was pure fucking rage when he killed them. No mercy no pity, only wrath and pure fucking hatred and dislike for everything normie.
Been out of the loop, is he still the reigning champ high score holder?
>>26331681
Yeah I think so.
God Cho will forever be the champ and exterminating normie swine.
All praise God Emperor Cho!!!
>>26331651
It kind of pisses me off because I remember when that first happened the news was making articles with quotes by him explaining why he did it and I tried to talk to my mom about it and she shut me down and said "I don't want to hear anything that kid had to say."
I was young, like 10 years old at the time but looking back I realize it was that apathetic superiority complex mindset that drove him to do what he did in the first place. He needed someone, somewhere to honestly and without judgement give him a chance and nobody ever did.
The killings were a tragedy and many innocent people died but hard learned lessons in social dynamics should've been taken from that incident. RIP his victims, and RIP Cho maybe in death he's found peace.
wagecucks in bed edition
First for EIRE
You fuckin noncecucks
how easy is it to borrow 500(or 1000, which seems to be the minimum) from the bank if you were welfare scrounging for 6 months and finally got your first paycheck?
bank knows I splurged 9000quid in 6 months on hedonistic shit.
Now I just need a flat sum of money to do a deposit to change living areas, I can easily afford it but I don't want to wait another month cause fuck 1 hour commutes.
Making about 1500 gross a month.
Anyone else watching the Super Bowl?
Who /sick/ here?
Going to snuggle in a blanket and play some Runescape.
>>26327903
Fuck off, you attention starved whore.
>>26327903
tits or gtfo
What happened to this , seriously?
Ayy I'm sick too! It's shitty as hell, especially since I had work this morning and was dumb enough not to call in.
Do Gondolas have any weird emotional value to anybody else? I've always felt they represent some sort of way of life or held some deep intrinsic value, maybe I'm crazy but they make me feel peaceful. >Gondola general
Say ``gondola'' several times in a row
Gonna do a small dump of my favs
>>26342073
Gondola?
I thought that was just the ebin fug :DDD guy
>wanting a qt gf
>not just becoming the qt gf
KEK
>>26341556
My frame is too big and I have a very deep voice, it would never happen.
I can't be qt.
>>26341556
We already have a thread for this, come on
>>26341556
no i'm not gay, stop coming here /lgbt/
What's stopping you from hitting on a cute little Asian girl working at your school's Starbucks?
>Pic related.
>>26339803
a.) no school anymore b.) nobody cute worked at ours but they went there a lot but im a failure and older male and awkward and c.) not into azns.
im not rich or handsome
you sound like a gigantic fag though, chad
>>26339803
What kind of school has a Starbucks?
t. European
Can we have a women love thread?
Getting tired of seeing so many 'women hate' ones. Our voice should also be heard!
>our voice should also be heard
lol there are some voices that should be kept under a pillow or in the kitchen
can't hear you over the sound of the microwave, woman
Fuck off, roasties. No such thing as intelligent women.
>>26337431
Why is your microwave on? Is it to heat up a totino's party pizza for your foreveralone ass?
>dfw you will never live in Japan
i just want to bang some japanese school girls.
>>26336703
ha thets gay there girls
check this out if you're interested in 80's Tokyo
sans soleil is good too
![sad_eevee_by_deco_kun-d81cpdo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jgA3YFb.png "sad eevee by deco kun-d81cpdo[1]")
>tfw you'll never be one of the pretty girls people post
>>26336198
>here is a round about way of saying im a grill
>teehee dont hit on me silly boys
Threads involving fishing are better suited to /out/, OP.
>you will never grab eevee by its sides and force it to bounce on your dick
True suffering.
