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>finally see job I would like to do on craigslist
>just emailed them my resume specifically tailored to that job
>pays 11.60/hr where min wage in my state is 7.25
>gonna call them later today and be forward and not say words that they can budge on to set up an interview, i.e. "Hi, I recently emailed you my application and resume and wanted to know when we could schedule an interview"
>gonna say thank you a lot
>gonna try to get the job
>get the fuck out of neet status
anyone else recently applied for any jobs? tell me about it
>>26197770
I dont really have any resume worthy work experience besides my BA and some tutoring I did part time.
>>26197849
and i've only worked 4 jobs. 3 in retail and 1 in janitorial i still put them on my resume just make the skills section look good and be adamant about getting an interview set up
>>26197770
>anyone else recently applied for any jobs?
Not since Christmas.
I don't even know why, I just feel possessed by inertia.
I think my ass is starting to get hair
Underage b&
Nigger
>>26197468
my ass has so much hair i have to wash it multiple times a day
>>26197603
Try baby powder. Put that on your balls and crotch area and it will help keep dry. I do this before going to sleep or before sitting and playing games for long periods.
If you really want to get freaky try the Gold Bond medicated cooling powder. But don't put that on your balls it gets way too cold like raw menthol. Use that powder on your ass crack.
I also have a hairy asshole. My butts not hairy but I have had hairs over 3 inches long come from my bunghole. I wax it occasionally but never shave because pricklies.
Would you drive 700+ miles for some pussy /r9k/?
The offer is out there, and I'm seriously entertaining the idea.
>>26346416
I wouldn't
Where you even from?
>>26346416
Id do it, bang her hard core in her pussy
>>26346416
It depends how attractive she is, and how much you like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJbLOR52JZg
Let's watch them burn!
reminds me of geocities
why is anyone surprised? it's just jews being jews who fucking cares
>>26197369
who are they and what did they do?
ITT we remember our myspace days. The days before we were fully self aware autists. The days when we thought we could be normal too and tried to fit in. Before the dark times. Before we gave up.
fuck off
normie thread
sage
>>26197206
I was born in dark times, molded by it.
Never had social media, if you had a myspace ever then you don't belong here.
>>26197217
Then you can never know pain.
Developing self awareness is step one on the truly autistic path.
Knowing that you are a loser from day one is easy mode.
Thinking you're just like everybody else and watching their lives take off while yours stagnates and goes nowhere is pain.
Don't fucking talk to me about darkness. You don't know the meaning of the word.
>29
>incredibly depressed and contemplating suicide
>fired from every job I ever worked at
>always got recommended by nepotism
>get kicked out of college twice
>dean gave me a final chance and I blew it again (for the third time)
>fucked a tranny hooker without protection in drunken stupor.
>probably have AIDS
What happens to the spirit during the phase between depression -> suicide. And how negative is it to have homosexual sex? Is there any way to climb out of this hole both mentally and spiritually?
Sauce on that picture though, Anon?
>words
>words
>words
>words
Seriously what is that picture from
>>26197019
>Is there any way to climb out of this hole both mentally and spiritually?
Depends on if your problems can be tangibly solved. If not then the best thing you can do is distract yourself constantly.
Anyone down for a mass suicde in the Oregon area? I've got firearms so that would be the method of choice. I'm not really into kool aid or pills.
I'm so ready you have no idea. I've got my own guns, where do you want to do this? I live 20 minutes north of Burns.
take out some normies while you're there senpaitachi
Absolutely no way this could go wrong
When your social anxiety is so you bad you can't even use anonymous online therapy. Why do I feel at home on r9k. Why did I fail my life. I only get 1 and this is what I am. Why me. Why not some fucking guy in oregon.
>>26196826
Why did I delude myself thinking anyone gives a fuck about my problem. I always for get im not the main character. Well it's been a nice 22 years I'm outtie guys.
>>26196826
>>26196890
R.I.P This guy I guess.
>>26196890
The mods muted me for calling you a faggot but I hacked the systems and unmuted myself to call you a faggot again
what does it feel like to have someone care for you?
>>26196780
I wouldn't know, sorry.
I assume you mean a women cares for you other than family.
Trust me, women are truly not capable of true love.
You will learn this if you get into a couple relationships and see what they do when they get behind closed doors. It is fucking ghastly.
Women are naturally trained in knives, cause they back stab like its a fucking assassination mission.
It feels really really good
And we will never feel it
Who else high? And what are you doing?
>>26196654
me as well. eating brownies, listening to jazz and browsing boards
>>26196867
I ate edibles once. Had 2 brownies, did nothing for me.
Tried playing dark souls 2, got angry and started watching WKUK
>>26196983
are you sure you didnt sleep through it? edibles take a long time to kick in.
Whats WKUNK?
Any other wage slaves that can't get to sleep?
I have too work 9 hour shifts for the next 8 days, and I just can't sleep.
I'll keep posting in this thread for the rest of the week, I think I just might quit my job halfway through the week.
So come feel with me.
>>26196636
>4:23 am
>Have to wake up 6:30 am
Might as well just watch some chinese cartoon now.
>>26196636
I work nights. Fuck, I'm at work right now.
I don't get stable sleep and I haven't in...like a week. I usually get solid sleep after talking to a friend I've known for a number of months now but she's not on as often anymore.
I still wish I could just reset my life.
>>26196636
Kek in the military I'll be working 12-13 hours shifting 5 days straight with sometimes weekend duty.
I'll tell you guys the true key to happiness....get away from your parents...far far far away
I'm still a shit poster and lazy but since moving out of my moms house I
>got a bf
>had sex
>learned to drive
>got a car
>planning a trip to Tokyo with my sister in May
>I'm not sick all the time
Since getting away from my toxic home I'm a much better person. You think getting a gf or a bf will make you happier but really the key is getting as far away from your parents as humanly possible.
All birds have to leave the nest eventually.
![Anonymous+used+roll+picture+anonymous+rolled+image+survival+of+the+cleverest+_73800550aaf5d74f3e988ef43232bc7a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/51YdJ9M.jpg "Anonymous+used+roll+picture+anonymous+rolled+image+survival+of+the+cleverest+ 73800550aaf5d74f3e988ef43232bc7a[1]")
>>26196605
>>got a bf
Leave at once attention whore femanon
>>26196605
i have no where else to go. if youre so happy why are you here
How do I stop being so attracted to family members
I can't help it. I feel so fucked up immediately after I cum. It's not the thought of it being forbidden I just genuinely think that my mom and sister are hot
Just embrace it. I've been sniffing my sister's panties since she was 11.
>>26196593
Yeah, but that's WEIRD
I don't want to be like you anon
heIp me
As an average brown-haired white woman, what can I do to obtain the rare and beautiful alpha Asian bf?
you can keep posting bait
live with your father and sister on your family farm and wait for a zombie apocalypse.
have sex with a bunch of brown haired beta white men
Can anyone else not draw lines between different kinds of excitement? Everything that makes me excited also makes me aroused. Like when a new vidya comes out that I've been waiting for a long time I have to masturbate while it's installing because the excitement about playing the game turns me on so much.
were you molested as a kid m8
>>26196286
No. My brain just kind of is oversensitive to pleasure chemicals. All food tastes really good, everything makes me super happy,I cum from making out. It's like it's in overdrive.I can think myself to orgasm
>>26196261
>>26196347
Why are you roleplaying pretending to be some hypersexual anime girl on a frog forum. Not really my place to judge but it seems to be pretty pathetic imho.
![Sex_drive_ver2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6e3Gi8U.jpg "Sex drive ver2[1]")
