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Why did he kill all those people, /r9k/?
>>26207020
Fucking who?
Well... his name is Dr. DEATH sooooooooo...lethal dose of morphine to you, OP!
>>26207398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
The greatest doctor who ever lived, a victim of an incomprehensible miscarriage of justice.
What's the best way to approach a girl?
I'm thinking of opening with "Hey, I know this is random but I think you're really cute so I wanted to introduce myself"
>>26206995
don't just don't
Don't talk to them don't interact with them. women will ruin you.
>>26206995
This could work, a lot of factors are up to whether or not it will but let's just say they do. What's your follow up?
>>26206995
lets pretend.
Thank you, im Anna
>750 word essay due in a week
>spent the 2 weeks since we got the assignment playing league of legends
im not gonna get it done in time and i'm still fucking bronze 5 like i was last season
Nice b8
So epic
>750 words
wtf. how is that hard fkin bronze pleb
>>26206876
it would be easy but we can't use google search we need to get our information from a word document my teacher gave us
ITT: post your favorite movie from the year you were born
get on my level young faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmqphjqWyd4
Such an awesome movie haha
>be me
>be a manipulative, subversive, underhanded, hateful, cynical, misogynistic and racist homosexual with an awful personality, haven't had a meaningful person-to-person relationship in my entire life
>still hold a high-paying job that I got almost entirely by manipulating others
>get away with it because I'm 6'2 and naturally attractive
Reminder that the game IS rigged and there is literally nothing you can do about it
Some of these qualities were achieved through decisions you made yourself. If you don't like them.. CHANGE
>>26206218
>implying there's anything wrong with being a manipulative, subversive, underhanded, hateful, cynical, misogynistic and racist homosexual with an awful personality that lacks meaningful interpersonal relationship experiences
>>26206259
>implying he wants to change
>implying he isn't living the life
I'm going to make it guys. Tinder finally came through.
>the main chocolate man was cute
Nah OP you are not going to make it you fucking cuck
>>26206168
>the main chocolate man was cute
Fucking coal burners. Enjoy getting cucked by black chads in 3 weeks
You got cucked already, damn
![fbc24e6ad677eae26c45c483f1fab38e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M1pdiiI.jpg "fbc24e6ad677eae26c45c483f1fab38e[1]")
Why don't you transform yourself like Ronaldo, anon?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'd rather be Messi
>>26206181
Messi is a little beta manlet bitch boy tho
>>26206181
>rags to riches
>childhood gf grew to be a hottie
>GOAT
>cultural icon in his country and loved around the world
Why is he so based? Why is my life so shit ;_;
What does everyone day dream about while listening to music? What particular feels do you have when listening to certain types of music?
>>26206126
being a cool rich g-gangster rapper
>>26206126
I day dream about having a gf/not having a gf. Because the majority of songs I listen to seem to be about sex or having a gf.
>>26206126
>Nine Inch Nails
Makes me think about self destruction and hatred towards society which is redirected towards myself. Really depends on the album though.
>Florence + the Machine
Makes me think of romantic situations/fantasize about qt's. Also makes me feel bad when normies listen to music I enjoy. Makes me sad sometimes.
>Smashing Pumpkins
Makes me feel happy. I love the pumpkins.
I have the problem that im attracted to girls that are hyper feminine
IE 9/10
because I cant help but hyper analyse people and I look at girls less than 9/10 as just men with breasts most of the time
because the lower the attractiveness the more you can see a mans face and be able to tell what she'd look like as a man
and funny enough most cute girls would look like baby face basement dwellers if they were men
and who wants to fuck that?
>>26206004
>I have the problem that im attracted to girls that are hyper feminine
You're not alone. I'm essentially the same way. While I don't hyper-analyze people the way you do, there's still an allure about incredibly feminine women that make me beast out inside.
>>26206004
The girl in your picture has a man face, and there's nothing wrong with you being attracted to hyper feminine women.
It's normal, it's your preference. Just be warned that if you aren't up to those standards or have the capital to raise your status, you will never have one.
>>26206004
>baww, i'm shallow
Would you rather be:
>low class white trash starving all the time shit life but have sex and girlfriends
Or
>upper middle class happy family nice parents bright future but permavirgin
I would choose the latter. Sexuality is an important part of our existence, but it's overrated.
>>26205889
>shit life
>have sex and girlfriends
something doesn't add up here...
>>26205889
Tough choice, f am.
Tomoya mode or Satou mode?
Is sex with a real woman as disappointing as masturbation?
You just gotta find the deep, nasty fetish that really turns you on. Then jerking off will feel nice.
You will never find a girl into it though, so you will never be able to act upon it.
>>26205716
Masturbation was not a disappointment, son. I still consider masturbation to be the single greatest discovery in my life.
>>26205716
It feels a bit better than masturbation but how much shit you have you take just to make it there.
ITT: Good feels, happy memories
>your oneitis kissing you
>the last time you read your favorite book
>when non family member girls hug you
>getting to squeeze someones bum
>rewatching your favorite film
>when you have nothing to do and stay in bed, but this time you didn't feel bad for doing it
>that good fap you had
>when you finally got away from everyone you hated
>coming home
This may be hard, but what makes you feel good?
Honestly I don't really remember a truely comfy feeling, last ones I had were a comfy warm bed and staring at a comfy wallpaper, I don't think I've had a feeling that has sticked to me more than a day.
Here's the wallpaper I enjoyed looking at, hope you robots like it
>>26205609
You should find a place like that, like truly visit it. I think you'd like it :)
Things That Never Happens: The Thread
Why don't normies understand how weird it is to take mind-altering drugs? Why do they think it's totally normal to take a pill that changes how your mind works?
Maybe antidepressants are useful, but that's not the point. Normies genuinely just think of them as "mood boosters" or "a little extra happiness". It's super strange to me that they don't understand that your brain is you. Changing it with some pills should be a really big deal, but they all just shrug and don't care.
But they also think illegal drugs are all poison, even though they work the same as pharmaceutical drugs.
>>26205527
>they also think illegal drugs are all poison
No, normies tend to be into drugs, at least marijuana. Being staunchly straightedge is more of a robot quality actually.
>>26206655
Dubs speak the truth
>tfw avoid all alcohol and mind altering drugs
I'm fucking autistic
>>26205527
legal drugs treat diseases. All most antidepressants do is inhibit the re-uptake of serotonin, allowing it to float around the your brain for longer, therefore helping a clinically depressed person to feel normal and be functional.
>leave toilet unflushed
>>26205468
>get flyer
>tell your friends about it
>ok, I will
>don't have friends
>>26205468
>took a piss
>used the big flush
Flushing after you piss is a waste of resources. There is literally no reason to flush unless your toilet literally is full of shit.
>you'll never be young thug
>no matter what you do you can never be as cool as him
>there's literally nothing in this world
>you'll never wake up every day and sip lean while you smoke weed and record in your closet studio
>you don't spend every day at a table with yo niggas smokin blunts with guns on the table
>you'll never have a perfect hairless Skelly body and a full hairline
>you'll never be the voice of the cool kind of ratchet black people from the south
>you'll never shoot music videos and make millions all day
>>26205404
>You will never be a nigga
thank you jesus
I LOVE YOUNG THUG
BLOW DAT PURPLE NIGGA HIGH LIKE FUCKEN MARTIANS WOAH
>>26205404
>you will never get out of jail in march
![ride-along-2-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5fmi6Xx.jpg "ride-along-2-poster[1]")
