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Show me your best pepes & feel guys
I don't know what words to fill this post with, I am only trying to show a picture I have from my computer.
buckle up, ogc
image dumps on r9k are difficult due to the bot, it's one of the things I miss about pre-hiroshima 4chan.
>20 years old
>Still can't drive
>Kept telling myself I'll do it later
>Have been saying this for almost 3 years now
>16 year old kids are learning how to drive and I still have never been behind the wheel of a car
>People laugh in my face when they find out
>Mom just got diagnosed with breast cancer so I'll have to learn soon
>Told her last week I would learn for her but I still haven't gotten into a car seat yet
Who else is like me?
21 and failed the drivers test 5 times.
just fucking fuck my shit up
>>26218020
only normalfags need to learn how to drive
same. 21 years old. been watching my friend trying to pick up how he drives. dad's been also telling me about it. just need practice but i'm too fucking afraid. thinking that i can kill someone or myself if i fuck up.
If you had multiple weapons would you start a beta uprising if you could?
Give details, robots.
abc, if he's one one two three then reeee he must be out to get little ol' meee.
>>26217849
the fuck is that a propaganda poster?
are they gonna start hunting down loners because they are the new evil?
>>26217849
HEY GUYS. LET'S BULLY THAT BULLY VICTIM EVEN MORE. THAT'LL STOP THE NEXT COLUMBINE.
>I don't use social media
>uses 4chan
>>26217821
great post, i believe you are stating that 4chan is in fact "social media" awesome work op.
upvoted for quality and original content.
the anonymity of 4chan eliminates the majority of the negative qualities that make social media so shitty
>never had a gf
>DUDE TRUST ME WOMEN ARE EVIL LMAO HERE'S SOME CHARTS AND INFOGRAPHICS ABOUT MGTOW
>the car's on fire
>and there's no driver at the wheel
>if they can build machines to save us labor
>one day they'll do our hearts the very same favor
>did they get you to trade
>your heroes for ghosts
>hot ashes for trees
>hot air for a cool breeze
>i'm fucking tired of all the perks
>i've tried nothing, everything works
How do I get drunk? The last couple times I tried, I had 5 beers (i had no prior experience drinking) and didn't feel a thing after the first 2. I kept drinking but ended up pissing it away 10 minutes after each beer effectively sobering me up.
Next I tried something a bit stronger: whiskey. I had a couple glasses and my head felt a bit funny. Next thing you know, 10 minutes later, I'm taking a piss. Tried drinking as much as possible within 10 minutes, which did not go well at all, and got a little woozy and lightheaded but still managed to piss away any buzz and was sober in about 30 minutes.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>26217601
>I kept drinking but ended up pissing it away 10 minutes after each beer effectively sobering me up
Definitely not how intoxication works, my man.
>>26217688
That's exactly what happened. I'm not sure if I misinterpreted it or something but that's what seemed to have happened.
You're clearly too much of a faggot to have a good time
Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
Brown>red>blonde
Objectively
>>26217458
any
any
any
yeks
>>26217458
Redheads.
In my case at least
What have you got to say to this, femcunts
Thats really boring
>lol look at this thing I caught from the jungle
>>26217399
she's trying really hard to look jealous.
*yawn*
Wow, just woke up from my long nap. Would you look at the time? Seems like you should hit the hay, wagecuck! Don't be sad, though - it's almost the end of the week! Oh, wait. Wednesday. Ouch. Well, just remember, you have ANOTHER weekend to look forward to after that! And another. And another.
NEET here
going to continue working on my 3D art today, focusing on sculpting in zbrush
I love my job.
I sometimes work off the clock there as well.
>>26217529
>I love my job
Poor delusional wagecuck.
I'm going to kill 3 others before I kill myself: my ex-girlfriend, my wife, and my wife's boyfriend.
?
why
yhw
?
Don't do it. Just live your life and screw them if they did something bad to you. Don't let people like that mess with you.
>>26217258
Its ok bro you just a little bit cucked, itll be ok were your family now
Have you seen your oneitis in a bra, robots?
I have
It doesn't help
>>26217215
>tfw i haven't had a oneitis in years
it is a surprisingly bad feel
>>26217236
>get mild oneitis
>she seems nice, I'll ask her out
>oops she's engaged
fuck getting old
My former oneitis is emotionally cucking her current bf with her ex. It's honestly kind of sad and hilarious at the same time to be honest, family. The ex was still talking to her, and she told the ex that she still loves him (LMAO). Meanwhile, she's posting pictures with her current bf all over instagram.
I'm glad I got over that two-faced bitch.
when/how did r9k become a hangout for self diagnosed social outcasts?
Reddit9k isn't a hangout for any kind of outcast.
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>>26217131
>self diagnosed social outcasts?
It's society that deemed us outcasts. Not us.
>>26217131
Do you really need to ask, OP? It's pretty obvious.
>A no topic / general board is created
>Would be exactly like /b/ except you can't post the same exact text twice (and originally, you couldn't post the same exact picture twice either)
>Because of that restriction, people do pure meme posting less often and instead write original arrangements of words
>When people are prompted to write original arrangements of words, the most common method they will choose to do this is to write about their lives
>Most of the people who use and post on this website are young, antisocial male adults
>When young, antisocial male adults write about their lives, most of what they write is going to involve misogyny and depression
>Therefore, most of /r9k/'s posts became about misogyny and depression
>Furthermore, everyone who viewed and posted on this board eventually noticed most of the personal posts people were making had these themes of sadness and frustration at not being able to get a girlfriend
>This self-awareness of a common theme prompted even more misogyny and depression based posts due to people either consciously or unconsciously trying to fit in with the natural emergent similarities of the posts already being created here
>be me
>called conventionally handsome a lot
>slightly autistic
>hate initiating conversation
>girls lose interest in me because they always have to try and talk to me first
>too nervous to fug girls even when they ask for it
>>26216759
sounds a lot like me.
>>26216759
>>called conventionally handsome a lot
verbatim? That sounds like the autistic wording fags on /fa/ would use since their models are so weird-looking
lol dante
Would your parents care if they found out you smoked marijuana?
I'm 28 and just told my mom. My dad knew for 5 or 6 years but kept my secret. She was shocked but she didn't get mad. I was surprised
>>26216696
Tfw both my parents smoke and I dont
Fuck this bullshit
That is a pretty nice looking marijuana.
>>26216696
They both found out after I attempted suicide a few months back. They were cool about it.
Is environmental lung pollution a meme?
Do we even need fresh air?
Objectively, is there literally anything wrong with smoking tobacco?
>Is environmental lung pollution a meme?
What kind of cancerous faggots unironically formulate sentences like this? Jesus christ your a faggot
Where all going to die anyways in the long run so no
>>26216666
Would you die if you turned on your car inside the garage and took a nap in it for a couple of hours? Nah, you'll be fine.
Is there anything wrong with inhaling a ton of cancerous chemicals? Nah, you're fine, anon.
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