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How are you guys gonna celebrate New Years eve?
My plan;
> Watch The Wire.
> Eat a ton of ice cream.
Your turn, my dear robots.
stay at home with family
That sounds fun, can i join?
>>25367385
Eat lamb with dad and look after sick dog
Holy shit this stuff just turned me into a normie for 6 hours. I was talking to everyone at work and even managed to get a qt's number. Usually I sperg out just saying hello to people.
Why the fuck is no one talking about this wonder drug???
People talk about Adderall a lot dude.
It depends on the individual and the dosage. I've had the "peach" ones before and it had that effect on me but the time released ones made me all speeded out and hnnnng.
>>25353516
Yeah it's a wonder drug because it just gets you fucking high. If you keep taking it you'll get addicted and rely on it to get out of bed.
>fingering a girl's butthole
>she has hemorrhoids
>>25381469
>fingering girls butthole
>ass is dirty
>mfw 5 year olds dont wipe
>>25381516
if you're not funny, you shouldn't attempt darker subjects like pedophilia
this is real advice for your day to day life
>>25381469
who /holeblinded/ here?
>tfw can't tell the difference between the sex, the pee and poop hole
>try to stick my fingers in all of them
>ends up doing a mess
Is 2016 the year of the beta uprising?
>>25381445
>implying it wasn't 2015
2016 will be a far better year for the angry failed normies that's for sure.
New Year is the perfect occasian to finally fulfill your innate potential
Already on a superior pill m8
>Be on vacation over New Years Eve
>Stuck with family
>Stuck with their plans for whatever they want to do tonight
Looks like I won't be macking on any qts tonight
>>25381241
or you can just open the dorr, walk away and look for an adventure.
>>25381305
They rented a house far away from anything interesting
I don't want to spend all night doing the same shit I have done over the past 150 days.
5'6 Manlet Autist looking for some company while everyone is out celebrating.
Please post skype because I dont want to be doxed thanks.
>>25381233
>5'6 Manlet Autist
Just kill yourself, you can't keep going like this.
>>25381245
I was planning on doing that but then again I piss people by just existing so NO idiot.
Sup pretty ladies of this board.
How are you all doing this evening?
Hope you're doing well because I'm in the mood for some chatting and flirting ;)
Hit me up if interested!
Kik: goodguy4u91
post your battle stats faggot
>height
>color
>weight
>etc
>>25381208
6'1"
184lbs athletic built
White, Swiss
7.4" dick
>tfw looking in mirror at ugly ass face popping pimples
>tfw one is so big it squirts on glass
>tfw I'll have pimple juice on mirror until mummy finally cleans me bathroom again
Same here man feel ya
I wish I was robot instead of a normie.
You don't have to worry about anything.
You can just play on xbox whole fucking day and nobody gives a damn.
You don't have to be fit.
You don't have to go to job.
Man, compared to being a normie you guys are living a dream. You need to appreciate what you have, lads.
Video games are boring as fuck now.
I lift everyday (fully decked out home gym thanks to autism bux)
Also, you need a job and social life to be respected by women, so i remain KV even with a better body than 99% of other men.
>>25381043
if a normie tried being NEET for a month or two they would break mentally. Just stay with your gf, friends and job. The grass isn't greener here, and on top of being NEET robots are also looked down upon, which isn't a nice feel.
> that feel when no qt belly gf
better virgin and no gf than this landwhale
![tumblr_static_41idjf875gowog8scg0oocw80[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qdUj6Ku.png "tumblr static 41idjf875gowog8scg0oocw80[1]")
>tfw living alone in foreign country
>tfw no friends
>tfw no family
>tfw been like this for the past 7 years
Normally I'm too busy with work to give this any thought, but today it just keeps coming back and I can't concentrate on work. Robots, I don't expect you to care, but I just wanted it off my chest. Hopefully now I can go back to work and forget the loneliness. Happy new year I love you!
>>25380913
>work
wagecuck normalfag GTFO REEEE
>>25380930
why are you so hateful? I love you anyway
who wants to trade some pepes?
There you go, an artist anon drew this for me a few weeks ago. Only copy of this pepe:
>>25380831
This is what he was trying to draw
>this is actually me
I'd love hear "happy new year 2017" from a qt femanon
Thank you guys....
You made my day
Why 2017?
>>25381436
thats my fetish: "happy new year 2017, anon"
What are your plans for tonight, robots? Any resolutions? Bought Witcher 3 the other day, getting into it now with a few bottles of cider. Later the bitter loneliness will kick in and I will try to lose consciousness as fast as possible. I am also committing to a Nofap for the month of January. What about you robots?
The same thing I do every night.
Cry
no resolutions anon, theres no point I don't keep them.
I am going to sit around with my my two dogs, order take out; watch a bunch of movies / shows, possibly smoke a little bit. just relax...I was kind of sad earlier about this, but now I've accepted it.
Once and for all, in the name of every empty promise I've ever made to myself - If I won't change my ways by tomorrow I will kill myself the same day. I don't want to die, but I can do it if I shut my brain off.
Like the time I asked a girl out. I didn't want to, I didn't dare it. But I did, I made my feet walk, I made my mouth talk. There were no emotions involved, only actions.
I can make myself get my gun and I can get myself to pull the trigger.
Happy New Year, robots.
