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What did Schoppy mean by this?
>>25383504
>To change the world, one must first change themselfs.
Also tl;dr
women blown the fuck out
Who else /last day on 4chan/ here?
if you're in too deep, you'll come back, trust me faggot.
Bullshit. You will be stuck in this shithole until it's shut down.
Lol, fucking newfag still thinks he can leave.
>2015 is over and I still don't have a Jake Gyllenhaal beard
Fucking kill me. Is 2016 gonna be just as bad?
>have brown hair
>beard grows in red
>look like a clown if I grow out my beard
C'est la vie
>tfw my New Years resolution is completely out of my control
>I'll never be able to fuck a qt solely because my beard is Jake Gyllenhaal tier
Ask a semi-regular patron of an Asian massage parlor anything.
Happy endings?
>>25383955
Each and every time.
>>25383810
A-are the legends true?
>tfw ex gf blocks you on Instagram
Wh-why? I though it was a friendly breakup... I never even got on her account
Grills are crazy
>>25383294
Maybe it's just the emotional burden of wanting you back? Maybe she doesn't want you to see the pics she posts with Chad? Maybe she feels you're sitting there, silently judging her, every time she wants to post something.
Let's be friends is best may may xD.
>>25383374
>Maybe she feels you're sitting there, silently judging her, every time she wants to post something.
This is my theory as well
It's still a shitty move though
who here /working on new years eve/?
I have to slave away at my wagecuck fast food job while my friends and family are out having a nice time
Kek get a better job then m8
Working at a bar. I'm gonna make some filthy fucking cash, I ain't mad.
at least you won't have to feel bad about sitting alone at home on NYE
>invited to 3 parties
>worried about what the others will think if I don't pick theirs
how do I deal with this social anxiety?
>>25383761
tell them all your going to the other one
stay home and vidya in your undies
>invited by none
>the one "friend" I indirectly ask if I can come simply ignores my question
Oh yeah you have it so hard
>>25383761
I dunno, I didn't get any invites lol sucks to be you
>2006 will be 10 years ago tomorrow
>>25383283
It feels like more than 10 years
I was a kid in 2006
>>25383283
What is the clock doing in that picture? Stealing Pepes soul?
>>25383283
Jesus fucking christ. It was like yesterday :((((( xDlel poopoo peepeee bebebebeb ofdajsdjkdfjsdsdk i want doopeloololpopop
>she is going to some random lawyer's city penthouse for a NYE party
Do I just assume she's being railed now?
Bump please help give advice I'm crying here
you are a male with low social and economic value. you should enter every relationship with the expectation that the woman is going to cheat on you.
>>25383690
Mate.... I'm sorry.
What the fuck is wrong with some people??
Heres what triggered him
>>25383674
Autists and their waifus.
It bothers a little when I see my waifu shipped with basically anybody, but I've never gotten butthurt about it.
>>25383674
>>25383691
>abusing your art skill to self insert
we don't like their kind
>oh hey dad, this is my friend tyrone from the chess club. you don't mind if he stays overnight for some practice do you
Babe I didn't get laid till I was in my late twenties. Father's get jealous and possessive when they worry about their daughters getting treated like they treated girls in their teens. If I could do anything it's avoid thinking about girls having sex. I don't care I'm not paying for the kid.
will someone explain the nigger fetish to me? Why do so many gay men have fetishes for niggers, and why do they try to hide their attraction to black men by using white women as a conduit?
>>25383655
>Once again, Marie: I'm not your father. You live next door. Please go home.
Reminder that the average woman would attempt to defend this statement
>>25383551
because deep down that's all they crave.
>>25383551
I like it when cute azn grills with glasses let me put my dick between their soft titties.
>>25383551
But I think oppressive violence is sexy too?
any robots in the military ? for those of you who have already served, did you go to school ? what do you do when you get out as far as work goes ?
In now. Finishing my degree while in, while probably get masters after w/gi bill. Which I guess covers the 'work' portion as I could afford to intern somewhere not shit etc.
>dogs are bigger than cats
>wild felines are bigger than wild canines
weird how nature do that tho
>>25383523
what branch of military ?
how do i get rid of this?
eat less than maintenance and exercise
cut it out of your body
Stop eating
Take dnp
It was a fun year mocking you, you pathetic children.
While I fucked 10 different girls this year, I saw the eternal "tfw no gf" and other insecurities threads rise like my dick in their mouth. But the thing is, you almost had me.
Here's my Chad advice :this place breeds negativity like there is no tomorrow; the more you stay in this swamp, the more you desocialize yourself and you doom any chance to change that shitty destiny.
Leave r9k, leave 4chan, start doing anything else than shitposting. Live your god damn fucking life instead of staying in front of a screen.
I hope the best for you all, stupid motherfuckers.
>>25383271
hey thanks for posting here
>>25383271
Thanks you genius
Typical be yourself
Beta uprising now
You want to make one good resolution ?
Leave this place. It's the best you can do right now.
Leave it before you kill yourself from the negativity.
