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>tfw met an internet friend off Steam IRL for the first time
>for new year's eve
good for you op, I wont even talk to mine cause he's a fucking normie
Anyone else here hate bacon? I seriously hate how normies always talk about how bacon is the greatest gift on god's green earth when bacon tastes mediocre at best.
I agree. It's alright. Most people need to rely on jokes like that, though. It's been a meme for a long time now.
>tfw you're good looking
>tfw your dick is 4 in.
you ugly faggots have no right to talk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25384817
you know girls don't mind dick size that much as long as it's not absurd... sexual pleasure for a women isn't all about dick size
>>25384817
same here man
>6'3
>fit as fuck
>get hit on often at work by co workers and customers
>co workers always grabbing my arm
>3x3 penis
It's like god wanted me to suffer.
>>25384817
Unless your dick is hiding in the fat of your pelvis then it's not a big deal really.
Alright spacebots lets hear it if you were to commit suicide how and where would you do it?
Some form of feminist institution
Take a few out then take myself out
>go to the middle of a forest
>shoot self with a gun attached to balloons
>die, balloon flies away with the evidence
>death will always be a mystery
>>25384782
take as much drugs as I can and slip into an endless sleep
who else /acne/ here?
>tfw tried sports, diet, 4 different soaps and cremes and nothing helped
>tfw doc wont give me iso
>tfw acne took my youth
>tfw even if I'd get a gf I couldnt fuck her since my back and chest is a red mess
accutane is literally a miracle drug
pic is only 3 months in
the only downside is that it makes your muscles hurt and makes you sleep deprived and want to kill yourself
>>25384950
I have terrible bacne and thought about Accutane, but don't want to lose my hair since it's already going away and I'm on Fin for it. I already think about killing myself everyday so that's nothing different.
BP works for most shit, but if you need something stronger just buy a tube of any Isotretinoin containing product. Shit will dry you out, but it actually works.
>>25384950
It really fucks your shit up tho
No alc, dry skin, depression etc
I heard from thi one robot who went deaf after Iso
Is romanticism the philosophy which most embodies the values and ideals of NEETs?
There's no doubt that NEETs are fiercely independent and deeply passionate people. We live for the moment because we know that it could very well be our last, and we have no qualms about voicing our opinions (no matter how controversial or upsetting they may be) because we believe that the highest measure of one's worth is their character. Physical form deteriorates, character is forever. Indeed, character is immortal. It's the only part of you capable of defying the natural cycle of life and death and living on as a memory in the hearts of those you leave behind.
Creativity, passion, and independence. These are the qualities which NEETs hold most dear to their hearts. We are philosophers, scientists, mentors. When others bow their heads and give in to despair, we keep our gaze straight ahead. Not because it's the easiest thing to do, but because it's worth it. Life is worth fighting for. When someone or something tries to take your most prized possession away from you, you don't sit on your hands and stare at them. You fight for it.
NEETs will demolish anything that stands in the way of them and their happiness. That is the key difference between NEETs and wagecucks. Wagecucks are so quick to give away their individuality and freedom to the highest bidder. NEETs are not so easily swayed. If you want to play ball with us, we will take it upon ourselves to ensure that the playing field is leveled out.
That confuses some, and wildly infuriates others. We will not make excuses, and we will not back down. We are uncompromising in our beliefs.
We are NEETs.
I thought that was brienne of tarth
Follow pic related if you're planning on partying tonight
>>25384558
partyfags are the worst
>another year, another dollar
What did the blanket frog mean by this?
"I like nerdy guys" means "I like Chad to be intelligent"
No, it just means "I like Chad to watch The Avengers and Star Wars"
Which really just means he wears glasses
I like nerds with abs
>tfw in January mom will give me $150 from her tax returns
>tfw will finally be able to buy shit
Feels good man
>>25384353
I make close to that in one day
Have fun poor faggot
>>25384510
Wagecvck pls
This is a board for NEETS
Your kind isn't allowed here
even your "pure" 13 years old sister had sex this year
man what so wrong with the world?
>>25384333
if you were any sort of a man you'd have taken her cherry long ago, you cuck faggot
>>25384375
Can you even consider that to be pants?
>mfw Today's the acid attack
Say goodbye to your pretty face, Stacey.
>>25384583
Have fun at jail senpai
>>25384629
I don't really care, she'll suffer more than me. I am making things equal.
>>25384583
>if I can't have her, no one else will
Sup, wagecuck?
Enjoy your New Years eve.
>>25384276
im a neet senpai
been for around 5 years i was a wagecuck working in a factory 5 years ago
then my parents passed away shortly after that and i inherited their house and money
tfw neet until i run outta money so i can shoot myself when that happens which will be in like 10 years from now
>>25384276
/r/ing the comparison that shows the daily routine of the NEET and wagecuck please
Do you think schools and their teachers should do more about helping faggots like us when they're still young?
>>25384573
There's really not much they can do unless they enforce some super strict commie style system on EVERYONE, and that wouldn't fly. School staff intervention always ends up making thins 10x worse.
>>25384573
Even if teachers tried to help children be better than socializing, making friends, etc, they'd fail miserably since teachers truly do not care.
>>25384670
if only fatties looked as good as they do in 2d
Wage cuck woe's thread
>work as a cashier
>ring up someone else's item because he didn't place a divider
>customer makes lame joke about not having to pay for it
> Item was over 5 dollars so I'm waiting for CSL to override
>people in line get impatient
>Happens again the next day
> fucking kill me
>>25384265
>live in cuckfornia
>minimum wage goes up to $10 an hour tomorrow
>going to start buying all my shit online from now on with amazon prime
>be me
>be out to eat
>bill comes to $80 for 3 people
>waiter is an autist
>looks like a robot
>don't like him
>check comes
>write "cash" in the tip area
>don't leave any cash
>don't leave any tip at all
>spill sticky stuff all over table before I leave
>mfw
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