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Do you think 2016 will be better or worse than 2015?
Let's hope robots. I wish you all happiness
>>25385478
Yes, yes I really do.
Its already got a head start with persona 5, fire emblem fates, kingdom hearts 3, captain america civil war, deadpool, and batman vs superman. No matter how many of those suck they cant be worse than halo 5, call of duty black ops 3, assassins creed syndicate and star wars battlefront.
Just be yourseIf brah
>>25385108
Ok brah
>>25385108
>Walk up to girl
>They see through my disguise
>"ewwww he's so unauthentic! He hasn't even transcended his facticity! What a loser!"
I can't do it brah!
>>25385108
There are guys on /fit/ who look like him and are still virgins at 25.
There are plenty of fat manlets with qt gfs.
People don't get into modeling because they're top tier alphas, they do it because they're insecure narcissist weirdos who crave approval. That guy in the OP has had to take multiple steroids and perform his own plastic surgery by injecting synthol into his arms to get that job.
He would never seriously tell someone to be themselves since he got everything he has by being someone else.
New Years Edition
Any carabros at home tonight?
FAQ:
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE [Embed]
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
>>25385063
shit, i always forget to remove the [Embed]
welp, i guess everyone else is out
post your tributes name gender and picture. first 24 get in.
Eggman, mtf, 23
Bolsomito
>>25387541
Pearl, F
Is there any hope for black men anymore? Black women are fleeing from black men in droves into the arms of ridiculously high T asian men.
Why do black women love the bac?
Black women are the least likely to date interracially, when they do they date white guys. Most black men date black women, when they date out they date white though at a higher rate than black women date white men.
Sorry Chang, nobody wants an Asian man
I'm black dating a black woman what are you talking about
>when I post photos of me fucking my black weeb girlfriend in one of these threads yesterday and OP abandons ship when he finds out I'm not Asian
Blacked?
Last night I was thinking and I had a pretty insane thought.
If you're a little girl, in a way being molested is the best thing that can ever happen to you. It forgives all your sins in a way. You no longer have to feel any guilt or responsibility for anything, because you can blame any bad things you do on what happened during your childhood.
I'm actually kind of jealous of girls who are abused, because they get to go through life playing the role of the innocent victim. One of them even became a literal saint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Goretti
don't use flan for your shitposting please
What the fuck mental gymnastics got you to that conclusion? That being diddled makes you completely absolved of anything bad you do in the future? That's what they want you to think because half the girls who get diddled are too stupid to understand what happened but know they're supposed to be fucked up over it so they learn to garner pity over everything where a normal person would just be resentful and maybe scared of men.
>>25385185
I dunno.
My head is fucked up for some reason.
Am I gonna get laid guys?
>posting on /r9k/
probably not
>>25384946
She's going back home to fuck the local Chad you dolt.
>May be possible
Looks good so far.
Who /1991/ here?
who /1990/ here?
>>25384957
1990 looks like shit though. But still better than 1992 or 1989.
I does
>little sister puts on the same perfume as my oneitis used years ago
>tfw your little sister starts stretching and writhing on the ground in front of you
>tfw your sister walks up to you in a bikini and asks if it's too small for her
>tfw she comes into your room and lays her head on your stomach
I know this wasn't your intention, OP, but this shit is out of control.
I know there's nothing behind it but it's fucking obnoxious and makes me scared that I'll say or do something reckless.
>>25384758
are you still here, OP
I'm sorry that your thread died.
>>25385159
no problem family
Minority men, why are you so obsessed with white women?
If you had the chance, would you pick a white woman for a relationship?
>>25384749
I am not into white woman and I would only date one if I were really desperate.
Not obsessed but I probably would. Although there is a lot of white trash out there so relationship is maybe not the path I'd go for them.
I am actually really into Indian girls
too bad they don't like black dudes
Alright you autistic, fat, fuckfails of human shit.
THis is my thread in ITT: we chill and have a good time.
As long as I have a drink (see photo, plus a bottle of gin and vermouth)
I'll answer and post shit here.
Happy sth-or-other.
Come on digglets, get outta your holes. Shitpost to your hearts' content.
>>25384761
Bumping this shit with my dope ass martini glass
Why would you buy glass bottles you euphoric or something buy damn canned stuff you prissy cunt.
I'M SO FUCKING UGLY
I'M LIKE A 4/10 WHEN I PUT IN MAX POSSIBLE EFFORT
I WILL NEVER FIND LOVE
I WANT TO DIE EVERY SINGLE DAY
accept it already
>>25383969
I can't accept it. Love is literally the only thing I want. Not money, not sex, not fame, just being loved by another person.
>>25384132
>Love
Stay bluepilled.
I wish I was sitting by a campfire with my stalker bros after a day in the zone
I was about to make one of these threads. Metro is very, very comfy.
>>25384440
I actually just started playing these games. I don't know if this is general consensus or not, but so far the sequel seems considerably better than the first game.
>Better pacing
>Better level design
>Longer levels that let you take in the setting
>Less glitches
>Better sound, especially in the stations where there are multiple conversations going on
>Clearer objective/motivation for the protagonist
07rs?
newbie melody
all those memories
>tfw jelly of Asians being more feminine than other races
I wish I could be a qt trap, but white race are too masculine
>>25383222
>white race are too masculine
If you're a blond boi, you're effeminate enough to trap. Are you a blond boi, OP?
>>25383222
>white race are too masculine
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
http://imgur.com/a/8M4VS
whites are nearly as feminine as asians. Don't feel bad, white boi. I'd probably fuck you with my grotesque, dark, kok
Fuck. I hate my life.
You spend 364 nights alone per year, yet you're especially sad because of one night which is technically the same as every other? Stop being an idiot.
>>25383230
not that guy, but I don't. I meet others from time to time, being alone today is the worst feeling
I'll be spending tonight playing PES 2016 with no pants on. I sometimes wish I could talk to people with whom I have no common ground, but this isn't such a bad way to spend an evening.
