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What's the point of that useless mechanism in your dick that you use to move it up and down by itself
I'm not sure, I think it can be used to pump out jizz quicker
How come that motion also squeezes your butthole?
>>25390287
Do you mean kegel muscles? Take care of those so you don't spend your life pissing yourself when you're 80.
>looks comfy
>doesn't need a job
>doesn't have to worry about the future
>cool neck growths to scare away normies
He has it all.
>>25390180
Life is beautiful.
>>25390180
so this is how it ends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M86kyWmhnqg
Of course he has it all, he's dead.
The midnight is approaching. Gonna send my crush a congratulatory SMS, what should it say?
>>25390129
ayyo bitch come get some fuk
>>25390129
Are you congratulating her about finally sleeping with Chad?
>>25390129
A happy new year for the new couple. Then send a photoshoped picture of you and her together.
>ITT: What are your New Year's Resolutions?
In 2016 I want to learn German, is this a particularly tough task for an English-speaker? Where do I even start?
>>25390098
start by going to a torrent site and writing the following or something along these lines
"learning german"
"german grammar"
"german language"
Also, when you feel you have an ok vocabulary start reading books in german, see films in german, play games with germans, find a german forum
The above worked for me when I learnt russian.
My resolution is to build upon what I have learnt in programming so far by dramatically increasing my study hours.
I feel I can be job ready one day, or one year, maybe 2016 is the year.
learning a language is a shitton of work
you don't have to be that smart but you do have to put the hours in.
>>25390352
thank you so much ill give this a try.
how long have you been programming?
Who /ISLAM/ here?
>>25390050
Hello
Not a lot of muslims on /r9k/ I guess
>>25390050
>believing in a god
>following a religion
it's 2016
you should know better
>>25390050
I suppose a conversion to islam might be in order for me. Judging by how things are going
Hello robots. Congratulations on making it through another year. Give yourselves a good pat on the back. Making it to the end is not an easy achievement.
We've lost many fellow robots along the way. For whatever reason, they decided that it was their time to go. A little moment of silence for our fallen ones.
They're at rest now.
The holidays are not always easy to get through. We may get sidetracked from our usual road in life, we might even decide that it's finally time pull the cord. These thoughts and emotions are natural and an intrinsic part of life. If we didn't have them, it wouldn't make life worth living. You can't have high highs with low lows.
For now, I'll leave you with this:
>Do your best. Go with your gut, and make sure that you're content with the decisions you make. A weak mind translates to a weak soul. Keep your mind strong and your spirits high.
Good luck on your next adventure, robots.
Imma put thia on my wall.
Thanks robot
>>25389905
Thank you. Mind giving me a little advice? I plan to put a single track on on maximum volume right as the midnight comes. Any ideas as for what song should it be?
>>25390459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUXKiOm0Ps
sit back solemnly as the new year slowly approaches. in that moment we're all on equal ground
>mom and sister screaming at each other again
>>25389848
bitches being bitches
>>25389848
be a man and get in between that shit
>and no not the way your thinking
>>25389919
>try this
>mom says "anon stay out of this"
I fucking hate my family.
>your dad will never be this proud of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQQyMZqLIE
>>25389757
"I wouldnt miss it for the world Dave"
REEEEEEEEEEEEE its not my fault dad IM SORRY
>tfw never had a dad
>tfw deemed worthless and rejected before I even had a chance
>>25389952
Dont worry u arent alone mate
What's it like to get a blowjob?
>>25389658
like someone putting your penis inside their mouth
You fear for your life. What if she thinks you cheated and bites?
>>25389658
only whores give good blowjobs, if it's any other slag of a woman it feels like jabba the hutt is trying to indulge on your naughty bits
>tfw ass itched
>started to scratch
>felt good so continued scratching it
>decide to start rubbing my finger around my butthole
>felt even better
>decide to slide one finger into my asshole
>starting to get hot
>slide the index finger in
>getting hotter
>stick ringfinger in my ass (3 fingers tortal for you tards)
>next thing I know bed sheets are soaked
>mfw
no regrets
also the captcha asked for photos of trees and one of the pictures had a tree crashed through a house
Anime, not even once baka senpai
>>25389610
>tfw ass itched
you better be cleanin dat shit rite lil nigga
>>25389610
I'm just imagining some ugly, hairy, disgusting, fat neckbeard shoving his stubby fingers into his asshole, getting shit all over the place. This is the best Christmas/New Years gift I could have asked for. Thank you.
>/r9k/
>ugly virgins blaming good looking men such as myself that they can't get laid
newsflash, i'm a 10 and i can't get laid. pic related
Actually we normally blame roasties. Also you have to be a total retard not to get laid as a 10.
it's like a mutant version of Chad
maybe if you werent a raging fucking autist
>almost 2016
>2006 was 10 years ago
>tfw time keeps on slipping into the future
Yeah dude, sounds about right.
> you'll never have to be in high school again
http://www.chinasmack.com/2014/stories/chinese-mans-life-with-beautiful-ukrainian-wife-envied.html
If you are lonely and unsuccessful, just go to Ukraine, Russia or any part of Eastern Europe. The failure in this photo failed his university entrance exams and left China in shame, a virgin. He went to Ukraine, became a champion ping pong athlete at his school, met a model, started a business and now has a mansion and a cute baby.
There, Asian betas can become chads.
>become chads
>literally being a cuck beta provider for whores who sell themselves to highest-bidding foreigners
>become chads
come on now
>>25389404
>Harem of girls
>Beta orbiter
Literal chad.
Not to mention, this guy was dirt broke until he met the girl.
>>25389354
>lumping finns with asians
>suggesting for finns to hook up with russians
buddy bro look here
consider suicide
can we just end the "women can be lonely" meme already?
>>25389282
Its on its way out senpai. The only people who still believe in it are the anime posters who confuse anime with real life. Just look, fembot feels has finally been banned, people are waking up.
Women are like that 8 year old kid playing a game in ultra easy and using cheat codes, and then complaining that the boss won't kill itself.
kek I'm a hideous woman and I still don't get attention like that probably because I'm half nigger or something
I'm a true /robot/
Robot logic:
>I want to be good at Call of Duty
>I will play 700 games
Later
>I want to be good at picking up women
>I won't chat up even one
And each approach takes less time than a COD match too. What's your excuse?
Cool strawman bro.
who the fuck still plays cod?
>>25389189
because women are evil vile whores who only want to hurt me
i can rek kids in COD all day long, i'm not scared of kids, kids can't hurt me
only women can hurt me and i'm done being hurt
nice try normiefag
