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Are you getting a new waifu or staying with your old one?
3D
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please explain yourselves
I've had a nice last two months with my waifu, I think I want to make her my waifu for 2016.
Keeping her. She has been mine for 7 years now.
Tomoko is very cute!
so did you cum on it
>>25395316
I told you it aint happening anon
>>25395295
I have that figure too but the right strap of her bag partially broke off. I was a bit upset for a while when I first noticed it.
Happy New Year to everyone who has struggled, who struggle and will continue to struggle after the clock strikes twelve. Happy New Year to you who have social anxiety at a party tonight, to you who didn't even go because of your anxiety, to you who want this social season to end because of your depression, anxiety, eating disorder or loneliness. Happy New Year to you who lost someone in 2015, to you who struggled with your sexuality in 2015, to you who wanted to end it all.
A change of calendar will not make anything magically better for you. It will not make any of this disappear, it will not make a magical new you or present you with a magical new life. But it means one thing, for all of us. Time is passing. You have survived, you are surviving. It will be hard, and long, and a massive fight but time inevitably moves forward and it Will. Get. Better.
We will get better. I am saying it for no other reason than the fact that we have to believe that. All of us. We will not give up. We will not give in. Remember that people love you even though you might not feel it. Remember that you are good enough. All you lonely people. Old people. Young people. Broken people. You are still people.
Happy new year.
Aww, this was a good post and I resonated with it. I'm going to kill myself anyways tho
>posting spooky dead people
>2016
op a shit
thx op ur cool
Who else /derealisation/ or /depersonalisation/ here?
>tfw life feels like a literal dream
>>25395275
Once, when I went on an IT job after being a NEET for a long while! It was scary as fuck!
I think it was the sudden cortisol/stress infusion.
>>25395275
happened to me when i first did acid
It scared the fuck out of me at first, but then i started to like it and began missing it.
Its like i didnt have to be worthless self for a little bit.
>>25395275
I wish that would occur to me
My life completely sucks
Smoking weed heavily made me a paranoid
Paranoid about things I did when I was really young
Why are there so many threads about Asians on here made by niggers?
Why can't blacks go for spics?
They're the same thing but no ching chong eyes and still cultured.
Theres already enough /pol/ tier Asian waifu threads as it is.
There is no need to be upset.
Asians belong to Black socks
>>25395263
Asians are basically the opposite of blacks and blacks want the race that is most disgusted by them, it seems.
That's why that nigger girl keeps making those "asian boys are for nigger girls" threads.
Someone aught to hang that nigger.
>>25395263
LOL
Why are whites such manlets here?
Alexa, these dubs are for you!
You meant these?
The hands free check
>>25395244
Fucking checked. But check these out.
Anyone else planning to make money, and after a few years get a house, and then search for girlfriends/wives online? Anyone know if people do this? I guess gold diggers are a thing, but it's not like I'd be rich, just have a house.
>>25395211
>and then search for girlfriends/wives online?
> I guess gold diggers are a thing, but it's not like I'd be rich, just have a house.
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top kek.
who /good kek/ here
>>25395254
Don't worry, I will make them sign a "no alimony for you if you divorce me" agreement.
Is there a way I can find out if they are virgin?
Am I cute? ;)
That's how a penis is supposed to look.
Nice normal penis I guess?
>>25395198
that's a handsome dick
[spoiler[it may or may not be literally exactly the same as mine[/spoiler]
based bellend
How the fuck can you even get your foreskin like that
NEETs only. No non-NEETs. If you're not a NEET, by NEET law, you must stop reading now.
...
Alright, I think they're gone.. God, I'm so fucking sad. Also:
>age
>country
>what has you on the bux?
>do you live comfortably?
>>25395144
27
Sweden
ADHD-PI. Solely this.
Yes, my mother and sister takes care of me, I don't even need state NEETbux.
Please someone shove me into a factory job. I'll pick potatoes for a living as long as I have a rigid, structured environment that allows me to be productive.
>age
20
>country
Australia
>what has you on the bux?
Fragile mental health and physical health cucks me over often too.
>do you live comfortably?
For now, yeah. Unsure how it'll be when I'm living alone. But currently living with my mother whom is on the bux. And my autistic nephew.
>>25395144
>18
>br
>my parents
>no, I am paranoid
What kind of girl do robots like?
The ones they don't think are huge cocksluts for Chad behind everyone's back but they actually are.
Any girl who gives us the slightest bit of attention
>>25395151
This desu.
>tfw supermarket cashier smiles at me and I instantly start imagining us getting married and having children
Drunk as fuck and snorted some Voxra(wellbutrin) crushed to get a high, it's been 20 min and my nose still burns like actually fucking burning. Even the forums said that I might damage my nose permanently, still did it.
Why am I like this.
>trying to get a high
>wellbutrin
this is a ruse thread right
Why OP? Even pleb-tier drugs such as DXM or DPH woulda been a better choice.
>>25395126
>25395126
I'm stupid. The google search said that I might get a high from crushing and snorting it. FUCK, it burns so much.
I went through my brother's shit looking for his military issues pistol. I was finally going to end my suffering and leave this diseased reality. Instead I found some marijuana and a pipe he left behind. I wasn't about to die sober so I smoked some. I no longer want to die. This is a beautiful life worth living.
Have a good new year's robots. I finally made it out.
Oh okay my man
>>25394902
Nice bro
Hope your year goes well mines gonna go shit i already know
Tell your brother what happened.
R9k -- what is the point in hoarding porn? I know some of you out there have entire GBs of hard drives full of it. I almost did it myself but I fapped and then removed it all
For what purpose?
I don't know. I just like the feeling of having HD porn at my fingertips.
Some of them you can't find that easily online anymore.
>>25394824
>R9k
don't do that fampai
>>25394824
I can't remember all the names of porn I like to fap to desu
i just realized that /r9k/ is basically a tumblr, in that sense im saying that there are so many people talking about how there life suck
>tfw no gf no bf no job no family no friends
god this place is such a shit hole but what the fuck ever, am i right, in the end im just some "normie" thats shitposting so happy new years you faggots
yee
>>25394809
well, it wasn't before but then tumblr gonna tumble
Yes, /r9k/ is Tumblr for lonely depressed men
Some will admit it, others will deny it to the end. They can't possibly see themselves as the opposite side of the tumblr landwhale coin
does tumblr have their own spree killers? If not, I can't take them serious.
OK robots, just so us loses aren't left out of the hedonism, I'm making a robot group dirty chat.
Post kik and I'll add you.
>>25394758
Poor guy. Circumcision should be a crime.
who is she? damn
>>25394996
Emmanuelle London
