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>summer 2013
>been hanging out with a whorish girl for a couple of months due to homies moving away
>has a beta male boyfriend
>says she likes me more than her boyfriend
>tells me how deep I am and how he is stupid and is friendless with real autism
>tells me that she stays with him because she says he will kill himself
>he is addicted to alcohol and will go into replapse if he doesn't drink
>constanly cheats on him, but says she wasn't in her right mind and he always takes her back

here's the shitty part about the girl that lead to a situation
>addicted to herion
>always needs five dollars
>sucked dick for money in the past
>been caught recently prostituting herself to a couple in the small town we live in
>kicked out of her parents house
>is leaving town to live with a drug dealer
>wants me to drive her to a bad town 40 miles away,
>I refuse
>says she will suck my dick
>hang up

2014
>she comes back to town,
>wants me to drive her to live with another drug dealer
>been kicked out of her house again for stealing money for heroin
>gets placed in a psyche ward for three months
> holds me accountable because I didn't drive her to the dealer
>I cut her off completely
>she is still dating the beta male bf

Should I have taken sex from her and did what she asked?
I was honestly afraid of STDs and didn't want to risk it,
pic related
that's her
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what are your sentiments
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another one of her with a hat this time
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>>25400113
Fuck that pic is pretty hot.

>>25400531
But in this she looks like a whale.

Don't mess around with chicks who do heroin. The chance of STDs are unbelievable. You didn't really lose out on anything here.

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I just cucked someone's bf at a new years party AMA
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Naw. All women are whores we know. Her bf shoulda dumped her as soon as she went to the party without him.

Women cheating is not an if, its a when
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Did you lick her feet
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>>25400058
how tall are you?

original comment pls no mute

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>all these time cucks just now getting new years

get in here ausfams
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>been new years day for 18 hours
step up ausfag
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already gone to bed after new years, got up and almost got rid of my hangover aaaand murica still isnt finished with new years
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mate

i fail to see how this is not an original comment

streuth

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Stop popping fireworks you god damn normies its not even legal here
Police take these faggots to jail
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Be a good citizen and call the popo on those faggots.
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What kinda shithole bans fireworks
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Call the cops nigga

>are you a virgin
>did the jews engineer 9/11 in a bid to destabilize the middle east and flood western nations with radical muslim terrorists
>age
>highest level of education reached

21
no
Obviously
Bachelor's Degree from pic related
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Yes
No
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High School Diploma. Took a college class
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>>25400021
>>25400046
Decide on the order of your replies.

>>25400021
yes
no
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high school, barely
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Yes
No
21
high school

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>"oh look its Anon! *room goes silent and everyone looks at you* have you finally crawled out of your cave celebrate new years with us? *restrained laughter throughout room* come sit and watch the ball drop, we have been dying to hear your new years resolutions"
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>>25399938
My new year resolution is to go back to my room.
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>>25399938
>You guys are jerks. You've treated me like dirt, you beat me down and spit in my face when I weak from the burden of all my sorrow. I'm moving out and don't want anyone of you to ever talking to me or see me again.
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west coast fag detected

This is pretty much the worst though.
Why do they need to shit on you for being reserved.
Interacting with family you don't see often can be pretty fuckin uncomfortable.

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>2015+1
>third NYE in a row that I've been alone
>a qt 3.14 told me she wanted to spend it with me
>fuckyespussy.jpg
>she's acting weird all day
>still says she's coming, though
>wait
>wait
>wait some more
>realize she's not coming
>"Sorry, I can't make it. Car trouble."
>know from her history of pathological lying that she's likely full of shit and has made other plans
>her friend shares a picture on normiebook of them at a bar
>tell her to go fuck herself

Now I'm sitting here listening to Failure's new-ish album and drinking myself into oblivion while trying not to think of my ex partying with Chads.

How's your New Year's Eve going, robots?
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>>25399937
sorry to hear it mate that sounds like a shitty way to start the new year

I'm just laying in bed listening to music. My birthday was yesterday and I got hammered with my only good friend so today is mostly recovery from the hangover.
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Sorry OP, but I don't she ever intended to meet you. Normies are sick fucks who thrive on our misery.
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Who gives a fuck?

It's just another god damn Thursday. Stop getting emotional about the normie hoopla of New Year's.

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I genuinely feel sorry for any man trying to get a gf/wife.
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It would be nice to have a friend at least.
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>>25399927
Why?
1234565432 original comment
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If you're 21+ and you have never had a gf it becomes infinitely more difficult by the day.

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>Missed the new year's eve because fucked up sleep pattern
>Wake up
>Mom made me a special dinner and left a note
>"Don't give up I believe in you!"
this year is going to be the year
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>>25399921
Happy new years anon and hope it is the year for you much love
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It's time to make it anon. Do it for her. Not some random slutty or qt you want to bag, but do it for your mom, the one who loves and cares about you know matter what. The one that has done so much for you.
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>>25399921
You can do it anon! This year can be a year of (mostly minor) changes for the better.

Also I can relate with your feels. Some stranger at the train station shared some weed. I Declined, but it was a nice gesture by him.

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Who /toughlooking/ here?

>people assume I'm part of a mafia/gang
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Post a picture faggot
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>>25399974
this
Otherwise you're just a gigantic faggot
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Not tough looking but im expresionless so people freak out because they think im calm.

Some robbers ran away after i dodged a stab and looked at them calmly. But deep inside i was "oh shit fuck shit no".

So yeah, i can relate with King a lot.

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To the vapid roastie who posted this comment the schlicking thread -

>I have a friend who always bullies me, makes me feel retarded/autistic, ignores me for weeks if I try to stand up for myself.

>I listen to what he says all the time and I basically have no dignity around him, I'm just a fucktoy for him, but I love him too much to leave.

>I think about him every time I masturbate, but I feel pathetic afterwards.

Yeah, but you REALLY love feeling 'pathetic' don't you though? Oh you just love it. That indulgent romanticising of self-created suffering, just because it makes you feel more 'artsy'

You are wilfully cultivating self-sabotage because your shitty personality can't carry you socially and you're too lazy and unimaginative to think of any other way to try and beguile chumps into thinking you're more interesting than you actually are which, by the way, is not at all.

And the worst part, what makes me REALLY mad, is you're getting away with it. You're getting somehow getting laid and a basic level of companionship just by merit (and by your own fucking admission) of that wet, busted-up hole between your legs.

Just because the thread got deleted doesn't mean I'm letting you off. Kid, you best get you some damn self-respect and stop shitting up my Cambodian claymation imageboard
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Because women are pathetic as fuck.

Great job OP. More people need to do this. Call people out their bullshit even after a thread is deleted, locked, archived or 404ed.
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Hol' up the same thread got reposted. I'mma link this in there.

I want this navel-gazing drama queen to see that her actions have consequences
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A girl I love literally keeps going back to her abusive ex who is physically, verbally, emotionally abusive and manipulative and has raped her on several occasions. He doesn't care about her at all, and she knows all of this. She knows he doesn't care. She knows he's abusive. She knows he's manipulative. She knows its terrible and unhealthy. She's not like oblivious to it at all. Yet she still CALLS him to come over, says she loves him even though she knows she shouldn't, and says that I'M "too nice" for actually caring about her. My brain is full of fuck. I can't even handle this. What do I even do with this?

It's 2015 and the majority of the board is as it was a while ago, mostly depression, memes and a few baity threads
is this because its new years eve and the normies that invest the board are gone for the night? I think so lads
also hopefully they leave for good as a resolution
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2016*
sorry guys
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>>25399601
>2015
ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY THIS YEAR IS 2015 AND NOT 2016 EVERYONE RESET YOUR TIME

everyone has different timezones too... so you gotta take that into account

I love you OP
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>>25399664
thank you, you're my favorite anon
I fuck up so bad I cant even get the date on my own post right

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Happy 2016.

Already fucked up my first semester of freshman year.

Parents say I have one more semester to pull it together or i'm joining the military.

My life's a sinking ship guys. Time to throw off everything weighing it down and hope to god it floats.

So my resolutions this year are:
>Nofap
>Stop smoking weed
>Stop playing Dota
>Stop skipping class
>Spend at least 3 hours a day studying at the library
>Get /fit/
>Pick up reading as my main hobby
>Be better with my money

Before anyone says all this will never happen, all these resolutions i've currently been doing them for the past three weeks. I just need to continue them.

Besides the weed and nofap. Those are gonna be the hardest.

Post your new-year resolutions.
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>not inhaling a specific smoke is as hard as not masturbating
>it's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!

stupid fucking stones
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>>25399598
>Nofap
Already starting by being a retard. hope you enjoy the military
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>>25399671
I use it as a crutch to forget I'm a sad loser with no friends.

Eventually smoking everyday for two years made me very addicted.

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While all the normies are out drinking, socializing and waking up wasted the next day. Here I am playing emulators and watching Batman.

What is /r9k/ doing tonight?
>pic related
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>>25399519
playing civ 5 on my shitty laptop.
this is the second time the jap faggot declared war on me. first time, I finally recaptured the city he took, then I was about to run train on him, but then the dickhole poland declared war. so I spend 200 years regaining the city HE took, and then when I'm about to go in for the kill, jap declares again because he had enough time to build an army from his shitty worthless cities. oh yeah, and now I'm a "warmonger" for taking back my own cities.
not sure why I play this game sometimes.
this time for sure I'm going to rape his chink ass.
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>>25399519
on 4chan drinking listening to depressing music.
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>>25399519
i just bought a bunch of games on the steam sale
im probably not even going to install half of them

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What do you think she's doing right now?
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>>25399504
Dreaming dreams vivider than mine.
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Kissing her BF
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>>25399504

watching True Detective, recovering with some comfy maccas after our new years party last night, I know because she's in the next room

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