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Happy 2016 robots! Let's see those new year's resolutions you made!
Y-you did make new year's resolutions, r-right?
>>25399423
im gonna fuck a girl this year
I'm gonna fuck this year.
>2016
>starting personal change and growth at arbitrary points along the Earth's orbit
Just do your shit when you get the notion rather than waiting till Jan 1st please fucking plebs
how can you accurately determine if someone is a sociopath?
ask them..vv
>>25399408
APD test, has to be administered by proffessional, no internet bullshit, also get a 30 or higher
>>25399408
Says 'that's not important, what's important is...' in any form.
This is the essence of trying to crudely silence another, 'don't talk/think/feel about whatever it is that you do, talk/think/feel the way I am telling you to'.
Everyone who does this is an irredeemable shit person.
Happy New Year, Robots
I just want to cry
>>25399375
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!1!
>tfw my ex is probably fucking some redditor right now
its been over a year lads, and i still think about her every day
I know robot, me too. At least we can remember that that calendar is just another normie creation that we can try to discard.
With everything that I've had to deal with this year I couldn't be more glad to spend new years with my fellow robots <3 Love you guys
>>25399287
I love you too, anon
original very orig ok
>>25400326
Thanks man means more than you think
Shits orihinal bitch
>>25399287
Love you too anon. Glad we can all be seen, even if it's just our posts, here on New Years.
So I have this protruding pubic bone which I am very self conscious about (much like pic related.) Thoughts?
>>25399242
Prominent pubic mound is qt. Don't worry about it, anon
Could potentially be an issue, please post pussy with timestamp so I can let you know for sure.
>>25399336
>>25399242
Did you try to samefag with a trip?
I don't even care, that shit is hot (maybe).
Show pic with timestamp of course.
>2016
>I'm still depressed for literally no reason
What are keeping you sane, /r9k/?
apparently nothing helps.
I've had a new revelation.
I don't enjoy anything I do anyways, so I might as well embrace the pain and submit myself to the torture of being productive and constantly improving myself.
I've been trying to deny myself all forms of pleasure and embrace depression while objectively improving my life for later. I hope it doesn't lead to masochism.
>>25399234
The naive hope that ill win the lottery/all normies die/i die
why am i so unlikable? just met a new group of cool dudes recently and it didn't even take them 2 months to completely hate me and hardly tolerate my presence
i do my best to impress everyone i swear, i'm so lonely
>>25399225
what did you do to them?
>>25399294
nothing, i was just being myself, god i hate myself
>>25399225
You probably have nothing to offer. Most people make friends because they have something to offer, wether it be laughs, a good time, attention, girls, drugs. The easiest thing to offer is good company, I gues you can't even do that Op.
wassup robots. im waiting for my cute 17 year old fuckbunny to finish showering. we have a hotel to ourselves for the whole day. what should I do to her?
>>25399168
Kill her and yourself, normie scum
>>25399213
no thanks lameass. life is too good. now give me kinky ideas
Post a timestamp of her feet
alright boys, we have 7 minutes.
>tfw another year is about to happen
>tfw you can't give up now and wait in bed until old age to take you away
>>25399173
its ok anon, atleast we can shitpost until the end...
4 minutes. Resolutions?
What did you guys think of this movie? The main characters reminds me a lot of myself.
>>25398925
It's amazing and it's the movie that made me fall in love with Ryan Gosling.
What the fuck was I supposed to take away from this movie?
>>25398925
Sorry, what movie?
Do South Koreans have a porn industry? Or do they just watch all of Japan's porn?
>>25398907
Porn is illegal there, iirc
>>25398940
Dang, what a shame
>>25398940
This
My friend is a huge koreaboo, he even lives there. I"m actually pretty jelly. Anyway one day I asked him why he always links me jap porn when his wife is korean and he is all korea all the time elsewhere. Then he told me they don't have porn in korea. I asked how he gets jap shit and apparently there's this thing called a vpn. It sounds like a lot of trouble but koreans are kind of prudish so I guess that's all that's left when you don't want to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
My little sister is dating /rasianmasculinity/:the person and I ask him stuff about korea. He's pretty cool. I'm still racist but I guess if you have to be a race traitor she did it the least horrible way. He brought me kimchi, sojew, and other cool pingpongdingdong shit. Sojew is really good. Like imagine sake if sake wasn't the worlds grossest form of booze.
Get in here, faggots.
We both know you don't have anything better to do.
What is/are your New Year resolution(s)?
Mine:
>quit smoking
>go back to the gym
>make friends that don't do drugs
>find boyfriend or
>do something with my life that justifies not having a boyfriend
ive been saying i would do stuff which i never end up doing since i was a teen. you guys should grow out of it as well
if you had any intent on doing it you wouldntve bothered waiting
>>25400461
>kill self in 5 years
Well, is she right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2AUat93a8Q
>>25398754
Not watching it but studies have shown that SWINGERS (i.e. couples that occasionally fuck other people with the full knowledge and consent of their partner) have longer relationships that either monogamous or poly couples.
>>25398754
not even going to watch,women are the devil in human skin,all that i need to know
>>25398754
>women cheat out of loneliness
This is bullshit.
Are girls allowed to do this!??!??!?
O-only if one of them has an oversized futa penis
>>25398517
No anon, that kind of lewd behavior can only result in trouble.
>>25398517
Yes it is. Delete that picture or I'm reporting you to the FBI.
How do I stop my lil sis from turning into a slut /r9k/?
Pic is her
You're such a dick get my picture off here now.
>>25400074
only let her watch Cartoon Network and make her beta?
>>25400074
I'm not sure this helps you but I just need you to know I'm jacking off to this picture right now.
