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Happy new year, robots. Here's hoping at least some of us die before we have to see the end of this coming wretched year.
Let's play a game; how will the anon above you die?
In their sleep when they are old
>>25401367
cancer of the AIDS
Shooting themselves.
>gf is 1000 miles away
>my family forced me to go watch fireworks with them when I wanted to stay home and skype with her
>her dog is freaking out
>was texting her but she took her dog out for a walk to calm it down
>tfw now I'm alone in a bunk with my cousin snoring really loud
>tfw I have someone who makes me happy for once finally and I can't even spend my time with her when I want to
>tfw I can't sleep
Thanks for reading my blog, feel free to blogpost I suppose.
>>25401324
what if she is getting fucked right NOW??
>>25401377
don't be an ass, senpai
>>25401324
I know that feel man, I know that feel too well
>>25401377
She sent me a pic as she was walking the dog desu senpai, still, I miss her and I haven't ever had anyone this healthy for me ever, and now my family's cucking me.
>Thanksgiving alone
>Christmas alone
>New Year's alone
Can't wait until Valentine's day
i cant believe people here actually think new years is a thing to get depressed about.
i just drank like any other night. and now it's 2016. woo-fuckin-hoo.
Why did you remind me, man?
>fapped 3 times to asian, ebony, milf porn
>killed 5 hours playing RS private servers
>3 hours on cod 4
>napped 1 hour
>ate chinese food
>got wasted off my ass and pk'd noobz and lost 10m worth of shit in wildy
Not a bad New Years
>his height starts with 5
I don't get why guys get upset with girls wanting tall guys... You all want a 9/10 big boobs big butt girl... Why can't I ask for a tell bf?
>her age is over 25
>her weight starts with 2
>her age starts with 3
VANCOUVER SUCKS FUCK THIS SHITHOLE AND FUCK ALL CANADIAN
http://youtu.be/8MneDp8-9zg
yes op now want to be my gf???
vancouver is fine. having a rough night, OP?
Video got removed dude
i'm tired of this life thanks for everything
You're welcome bud
>>25401198
See you here tomorrow, robot.
>>25401198
You're the one who pulls the trigger, not us.
hey robots so as part of my new year's resolution, I want to get a gf and im tying to make some progress on that front right now. so im talking to her and she'll telling me about how her first semester. how do i casually tell her that we should meet in person?
>>25401160
Leave this place now
>tell her casually
You're setting yourself up for failure. You tell her explicitly that you want to meet up. No more trying to sneak into pussy. It hasn't worked yet, has it? So be more direct and honest.
>>25401160
Just mention that you wanna see a movie. That's the best advice i can give since I can't see the messages or know the context. Gotta wing it OP.
Can somebody record "Lek is a cool guy" on vocaroo? :3
Depends. Can you prove that Lek is a cool guy?
>>25401068
I crushed a can on my forehead a few months ago!!
>>25401081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XpERISvhN6
>mom is gone
>i was supposed to be home by myself, like normal
>wigger brother brought a bunch of his nigger and spic friends over
>they are drinking, doing drugs, and trashing my house
>trapped in my room
>don't have a phone
>would normally wait it out until my mom arrives in the morning
>but one of these fucks brought a speaker system and i can't sleep
this is seriously pissing me off, and i don't have a cigar, an eyepatch, or the body to go full alpha and kick all these people out
what do?
Police will love you for reporting minorities actively breaking laws
>>25401097
i was actually given permission to call the police, but i don't have a phone right now, that's the problem
>>25401097
>Police will love you for reporting minorities actively breaking laws
This. Just anonymously phone the cops.
Why are people so fucking stupid?
You didnt even put cute little booties on him.
>>25401010
>tfw you realise you are stupid and not everyone else
fbm
because we're still animals at our core and animals are fucking stupid
>tfw you realize all your problems stem from being emotionally neglected by a mentally ill single mother
>>25400940
you are correct my man
Statistically, you should be a criminal by now senpai
>>25400940
same, except my mother isnt single. poor dad
MY FIRST THREAD OF THE YEAR YAAAAY
>>25400936
u qt
>>25400967
MY FIRST REPLY
MY FIRST GET OF THE YEAR
Can we agree that 2016 is when chicken poppies will overtake chicken tendies
>tfw you'll never distill chicken poppies and make chicken heroin
You mean chicken Nuggies?
>>25400934
>mfw my freezers full of both
tick tock wagies, u only get 1 day to party... while i get 360 ;D
>>25400913
So you work for a business week per year?
>>25400931
He gives up shitposting for Lent.
>>25400913
360 days of and yet this is the best post you can think of
Give me some depressing music to listen too while I get shitfaced alone, preferably hard rock/metal.
Big Dick - Disappointment, stream on bandcamp
>>25400859
listen to rap you twink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBNdOTu2Wn0
