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You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had any kind of sexual contact
>had a female friend
I'm not saying you're a normie if these don't apply to you, but you still can't post here.
>>25399851
>tfw 22
>never had any meaningful relationships with females
man it just isn't getting any better.
I'm posting anyway and you can't stop me!
What are we even meant to talk about?
Hey ya Robots. I figured I would start my 2016 in the most depressing place on the internet because if I start here, 2016 can literally only get better.
Dumping some normie shit.
>wooooo
>lurking
The guy's right, things can only get better minute by minute
Also lurking
I like collecting these normie advice lists
>>25399662
dump what you have so far please ?
Given a choice femanons would you rather be with a manlet (5'6" and under) or die alone?
>>25397781
Die alone.
Well I'm 4'11'' so I guess I can't complain about manlets
>>25397852
>tfw no pocket sized gf
H-Hmu
who /stockingshelves/ here?
It's fucking depressing tbqh familia
Did that for around a year, any more and I would have killed myself
I'm not a wageslave. No one will hire me anyway.
>>25404924
At least you're not a janitor op. That's what I am and it ass
Go to downtown Vancouver for new years celebration
>80% Asians (majority Chinese)
> Realize it's like this pretty much everywhere in Vancouver
>Still can't get a qt asian gf.
Are you Asian? If you are then it's probably because you didn't speak to a single girl. If you aren't then you should know why.
>living in ching chongcouver
Unless youre asian, why?
And lol at a city of canada being literally 60% asian according to 2011 census statistics. Get cucked vacouver
>>25404438
Sucky sucky 1 dollar, ching chong ping pong. Op if you're not asian (which you should be thanful for) get out of vancouver when you can
There are always a lot of threads with topics like "What qualities do you want in a gf/bf?" so let's switch it up a bit.
What qualities do YOU have that you think your gf/bf would like? (if you had one that is)
Literally nothing.
I'm worthless in every regard.
>>25403518
You have to have something, have you ever read those "femanons, what do you want in a bf?" threads and seen a single thing? Are youa manlet?
>>25403540
I'm a manlet, I'm also genuinely ugly, obese, and lack anything resembling a personality.
This is what a wageslave looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrY1XltlRWg
Why does he look kinda retarded?
>>25401531
a once and future wageslave
>>25401531
funny thing they probably think they are taking the "high road" by recording him and uploading the video
>two thousand sixteen
Here's to another year of loneliness
>>25399430
>twenty sixteen
retard
>turn 20 in 3 more days
>still a virgin
Welp, I guess I'll just go hire a hooker or something.
Do betas have a chance with black girls?
>>25397659
In Sub-Saharan Africa
bump
u
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p
bump
u
m
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Yes absolutely, there was a black girl who straight up said she wanted to fuck me. But I ain't losing my virginity to a girl who's a slut
brain problems general
post ITT
if you have a mental illness
a disability
or have been in special education
post your meds and problems
>>25396286
the jews are my problem
>>25396286
I have autism and im going to kill myself
>>25396770
Why? Just get on the autismbux senpai, I'm literally treated like a god with people going out of their way not to offend or trigger me.
>hey anon it's almost midnight! come sit by me, we'll have wine and I'll let you rub my belly.
>>25396208
sause? (100% certified fresh)
i would. maybe im just lonely and desperate though
alright i can do that
I just want to stop being a sad cunt. What can I do to improve myself? I've been lifting for 5 years and it hasn't helped much at all.
What are some things I can do to improve myself? The idea of going out and socializing scares me, I'm nearly 30 and ive never been to a party or gone out at night to any social events. I also feel like throwing myself into social environment would be bad as i'd stick out like a saw thumb and id fuck up and it would mentally ruin me even more. What are some ways I can ease or train myself into being social?
>>25405196
>saw thumb
sore
>>25405196
>I've been lifting for 5 years and it hasn't helped much at all.
post gains
>>25405236
Im natty, havent made much progress after the first 2 years. The gains aren't worth posting. Im no zyzz or anything close. Basically just "built". Don't have a small waist or good insertions so don't really look aesthetic at all.
I literally haven't aged in my looks whatsoever over the past 6 years. I still look today like I did at 16 years old.
Could this be something to do with me being a NEET shut in for all these years? Could my body be sensing that i'm not progressing in life and be matching itself up with that? I know it sounds stupid, but I really i'm starting to think it could be true.
Possible underage pls go away ree
>>25405172
24yo here. Look the same as when I was 14.
>>25405172
It's because you are pampered and haven't needed your body for anything.
>in store
>go to indian man cashier instead of the white one
Anyone else do this? Just feels less stressful for me. Like they don't judge.
>>25405130
>in store
>go to white cashier instead of the indian one
>no shitskin is touching my stuff on my watch
I do this for everything except I go to asians. You just know they don't give a fuck about you.
anything to avoid the young cumdumpster checkout chick
all my steam buddies have went off to do shit with their lives.
My last friend is now moving over sears with her family and shes going to go to university
F-Fuck, ill be here stuck in my basement...
My other buddies have been offline for 164 days!!!
They all found j-jobs and shit f-FUCK !!!! man
Im fucking gaming with randoms these days and its not the f-fucking same......
A-aaalone now guys :(
>I feel abandoned
H-holyshit... 2016 maybe i have to actually come up with a resolution to ch-change and actually make a living
H-help HELP HELP!!! im going to be alone :( and i dont want to end up becoming a wage slave
How the fuck do i make a living guys? i have zero experience
Employees will ask me what the fuck iv been doing.....
>>25404700
I try and fill my friends list with people that play games so when i look at it i feel less like i failed in life and fell behind everyone else
>>25404700
what do you play? You play league of legends?
I'll play with you man.
>having friends in the first place
that's where you fucked up
