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Post your IDs! Ask for peoples' IDs! Make new friends! Meetthe perfect Asian shut-in girl you've been waiting for!
Let's have a Skype thread.
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>>25409341
Looking for long-termInternet friends.
I'm a complete loser and probably mentally ill despite being in the army. Just go ahead and add me, maybe you're among the 10% of people who can chat with me longer than 30 minutes.
Skype: moons.spawn
>>25409341
why not just make a group?
>>25409393
MOS and I'll consider adding you.
Is it even possible to have a small penis and NOT have fucked up fetishes in today's world? Men face so much stigma and conditioning and anxiety and pressure and western culture place so much importance on the size of a man's penis and how it correlates to every other avenue in his life?
I just can't imagine a small penis man being a complete vanillafag unless he grew up in a super religious community and got himself an equally-indoctrinated virgin wife that was raised to boring clean living missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation type person, but even then the seeds of fulfillment may take root and blossom into the wife engaging in extramarital activities.
The very fact that penises even can be smaller than 4.5 inches means there is no god.
I have a 6 inch dick and I have really messed up fetishes.
Also small dicks are cute, so if you're a gay sissy it's a good thing!
>>25409357
You speak as if your dick isn't in the small category.
why don't you just get a tall gf, /r9k/?
they LITERALLY have lower standardsi'm talking 5'9+ here
>>25409302
https://www.reddit.com/r/tallmeettall
The only site that has WOMEN initiate.
Completely serious, women do all the initiating.
Idiot OP skips over all the manlet threads
I'd love to but where do I meet them? I have been given to understand that I'm tall in most country but I feel like a manlet here (I'm 182-183 which should be around 6 feet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXeWIL1vhA
How the fuck does one move out? It's so fucking expensive where I live and I can't really leave the city because I need the public transit and there's nowhere else I'd rather live.
>>25409283
Lots of roommates crammed into a shitty apartment. It's pretty much the only way. You should have a plan for moving up into a higher income bracket though, because that sort of situation would become a pain in the ass after a while.
>>25409283
Why would you need to move out so badly?
>>25409360
I don't get along with my parents and I can start college once I live on my own
>tfw no shy and gentle schizophrenic NEET bf
I'm right here senpai.
>tfw no shy and gentle schizophrenic NEET gf
Tfw they're all too scared to post desu.
if you believe in god and are grateful for your life and put all your faith into him, that's great.. but how do you, at the same time, realize that most of the world is having an extremely time? drug cartels, torture, poverty, starvation, disease. why does god chose to help you and not them? how can you trust and thank someone when theyre "allowing" such terrible things to happen to everyone else?
Not religious but they usually give you some horse shit like "God works in mysterious ways". Then I walk off wondering why God made his followers so fucking stupid.
>>25409198
yes, i just feel like its selfish to be so dedicated to a god who is actually pretty mean?
>>25409604
The "problem of evil" has never been satisfactorily answered, after literal MILLENNIA of Ivory Tower theologians spending countless lifetimes coming up with excuses that don't pass college-freshman-philosophy rigor.
I guarantee this post will draw out at least a few Christfags with memes at the ready.
I need some advice, /r9k/.
>have sister that's much older than me
>when I was younger, she had an illegitimate son
>she separated from the kid's father and lost custody
>shortly after, she passed away
>the kid must be around 10 by now and, as far as I know, still lives in a sorta ghetto town
I think about him from time to time. I'm barely an adult, but I've been an uncle for years. It's a strange feeling. Money was always tight with my family, but I can't help but think he still would've been better off if he grew up with us instead of his father's family. I've never met them, but from what I've heard, they don't seem to be very kind.
We never talk about the kid. Even when my sister was still alive, it was the source of shame no one wanted to mention unless they had to. I still remember his name, but I haven't heard someone say it for almost a decade.
I think sometimes that when he's older I'll reach out to him to see how he's doing. His mother died when he was only a baby. I wonder if he even knows her name or what she looks like. I wonder what they've told him about her, if anything. We might have ended up in completely different worlds, but he's still family. Is this a stupid idea, robots? What would I even say to him? Would he even want to speak to me? Would he resent me? Will he even turn out to be a decent person? I just don't know.
Or, I could just ignore him. Go on pretending he doesn't exist. Forget about him because I don't have to see him. By the time I would be doing this, he'd already be an adult, so it's not like I'm trying to save him or anything, I just think it would be nice to reach out. What is there to lose?
Thoughts?
>>25409136
I think reaching out once you're a bit older is a good idea. If he doesn't want anything to do with you though, don't push things. Who knows what he thinks of your family, so it'd be understandable if he was a bit bitter. That being said, you might also have a really positive impact on his life, which is why contacting him is worth the risk.
>>25409189
What exactly would I even say to him? How would I initiate it?
How exactly would it even benefit him?
I know this isn't nogf, but please, guys. I don't have anyone else to talk about this to.
>tfw not hungover
>not much sleep but doesn't matter
>had a great night last night, kissed my girlfriend once the ball dropped, we got wasted at the bar
>2016 is off to a great start, waiting for everyone else to wake up so we can get breakfast
>gonna get comfy and watch The Ohio State Buckeyes beat Notre Dame
Who else is having a /good New Years/ right now? From /sp/ to /r9k/
You are literally the normiest normie I've ever seen, end yourself you uninteresting irrelevant cuck
why the fuck do you care where the ball goes??
sports are so fucking dumb.
>>25409120
>drinks
>has a gf
>likes sports
What are you even doing here, normalfag?
Guys with sociopathic tendencies have easier time getting friends, talkigg to girls, getting sex and earning money.
So tell me /r9k/, why are you not a complete asshole yet? Why are you still trying to be a good person?
>>25409027
I'd rather be a nice person desu.
>>25409027
Because I want to feel feels. And when I don't feel feels all I care about is money and power anyway. Like a fucking vampire.
>>25409027
Because if I have to reinvent who I am and pretend to be a shitty person, those things arn't worth it.
>wake up hungover as fuck
>look out front window
>car is parked right in front of my door, tire treads all over the lawn
>suddenly remember I drove 10 miles home while completely wasted
>mfw
>>25408969
HAHAHA DRUNK DRIVING HAHAHA
please die in an accident next time you drive drunk you piece of shit
>>25409008
> S
> I I
> H H
>T T
> H H
> I I
> S
Why don't you get a qt latina gf?
why do women think those perfectly groomed eyebrows look good? where did this shit start because i see it everywhere now
>>25408937
Looks more Persian or Arab tbqh.
>>25408981
Because women have no sense of self identify so they just copy what they see on TV or in magazines.
Celebrities have fake tans and draw their eyebrows on with sharpie so they have to do it too.
>2016 is a new year and a new me
>I'm still fucking here
>new me
>he thinks people can change
el oh el
>>25408910
they can't change but they can improve
>tfw still here but no one seems to notice
am I shadowbanned or something?
Haven't felt like I belong here for a long while now. Don't know, but it's like there's more normies under the facade of robothood than robots. Are you REALLY a robot, anon?
If you desire human companionship, you're not a robot.
You either need to be deep-sea dweller ugly or a manlet.
Man-child or a NEET?
If none of those are reminiscent of you, you're a failed normie, most likely.
I am not a robot but never tried to be normie either. I really have no clue what I'd call myself, cyborg is very appropriate.
>>25408865
Why does it matter? The whole point of this website is to be anonymous, so if others can empathize with you it shouldn't matter who they are or what their specific circumstances are. Even attention whoring tripfags like myself are only a name. In fact, I'd bet that if it weren't for Pepe and the whole "REEEEE" meme, this place wouldn't have attracted all the normies that you hate.
if i didn't work to take care of myself, i would starve and freeze to death.
fuck you and your neet privilege, some of us are forced to work if we want to survive.
>tfw all your threads and posts die on /r9k/ without any response
>tfw you are even too autistic for primitive anoymous social interactions as simple as posting on /r9k/
yeah it's weird it's like robots can't relate with me anymore/I don't relate to robots now that I'm in university
>>25408809
Fuck how could we even survive in the real world when we can't even relate to autistic robot nerds anymore?
>>25408836
I think the problem with me is I'm surviving too well in real life so when I try to talk to robots there's no connection anymore
>come home from party
>all alone
>depression kicks in hard
why did i even go there.....
>>25408717
you are not the only feeler of this feel..
>>25408717
>tfw
>too hangovered to sleep
>too stoned to stay up
>>25408717
WEW MUST SUCK TO BE INVITED TO THINGS HAHA I'M SO DEPRESSED AFTER BEING SURROUNDED BY GOOD FRIENDS AND ALCOHOL
