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>/a/ has turned into /putridshit/
>/co/ has turned into /putridshit/
>/mu/ has turned into /putridshit/
>/tv/ has turned into /putridshit/
>/v/ has turned into /putridshit/
>/lit/ and /vr/ are the only media boards on this site that aren't complete garbage
Welcome to 4chan.
desu thb desu
>/lit/ isn't complete garbage
I believe you may be underage.
>>25406151
/lit/ has been garbage for at least a year
I've been told by people that it feels very close to real pussy, not identical but close enough that spending all day everyday worrying about not getting laid is pointless if you have them because its in a sense "close enough".
Anyone here done both?
Bonus points if the fleshlight was warmed up which your supposed to do and I always do.
I guess if you've only ever done it with a condom on you can give your input but no condom preffered.
Also tell us which model of fleshlight you are referencing, theres a lot of variation in the textures.
Fleshlights are really creepy I don't trust anyone that uses one
>>25405983
>girls fuck themselves with plastic replicas of dicks
>if you say that's gross then you're repressing their sexuality and are a sexist
>no one will defend mens right to do the equivalent because only "sad and creepy" men would fuck a plastic orifice, ignoring the hypocrisy
>this means that mens pleasure/status is directly tied to getting irl pussy, meaning women are in turn reduced to a single orifice that justifies mens stature and this is ok because...
>>25406053
This
Also I'm posting this shit while I'm super tired and its 720am (out on break so no reason to have any semblance of a sleep schedule), anyways I forgot to say which one I use
It called the STU
http://www.fleshking.net/fleshlight-reviews/review-fleshlight-stamina-training-unit-stu.php
>inb4 shill
Fuck off
I was gonna look up the names that anyone posted to see which model they have anyways, anyone who is paying close attention would do the same, so I might as well make it easier on you and link you to the shit
is endless free time a blessing or a curse?
>"is being completely free a blessing or a curse"
>wageslave logic
>>25405955
Do you ever really have free time with all the anime out there?
>>25405979
This.
>>25405955
Seek inner happiness like us NEETgods
What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
I fucked a goat once.
Get off r9k. You have places to bomb, Assad.
I watched some bouncing-titties-comedy-anime with a girl I had known for less than a week.
She pretty much demanded it, but "grew bored" after the first ep, so we watched a movie instead.
She's the only one who knows I watch anime at all, so it was weird for me.
She's now dating some gym rat, after forcing a confession out of me and just running off without replying or even bothering to friendzone :^)
>>25405819
>had sex
NORMIE LEAVE
Any femanon who would like me to sit on their face while I play video games?
>>25405764
>not "any femanon who would like to sit on my face while she plays videogames"
you fucked up to be honest familiano
>Faggots who play games in medieval settings and give their characters retarded hair colors
Literally worse than Hitler.
>>25405809
yes OP really did fuck this up
But who's the best Final Fantasy girl?
>>25405314
Because why not, favorite game in the series.
Lulu
>>25405314
Girls with short hair are damaged, good to see FF9 proves the meme
Why don't fantastic worlds exist? Why can't I be someplace nice? What do you daydream about?
>>25405146
It seems sort of cruel almost. You look at our universe and despite all the absolutely crazy shit inside of it it does feel sort of mundane.
Like even as a kid I used to get scared about ghost stories or evil scary things, but now I don't obviously but simply because there is absolutely no way that any kind of "spooky" thing can exist. The whole idea that NOTHING fantastical will ever occur in my life does sort of bum me out but I think that's just because I loved all things fantasy as a kid.
I day dream about Middle-Earth. I would love to live there and be comfy.
I like to think about women with huge tits
>>25405186
If all that shit existed it wold still be mundane, can you imagine if ghosts and demons and all that were real ? it wold be just another bullshit that you have to deal with before going to bed
post pics and gifs of qt 3.14s
>>25404485
literal perfect desu senpai
>>25404485
Comfy and hot
>>25404485
She looks like dillon harper
Anyone else feel like 4chan and sites like it have radicalized the younger generations.
I'm 19 and thanks to places like /r9k/ I've learned to see women for the shit they are, I've been less and less susceptible to stupid pandering shit, and I've been becoming more and more aware of my surroundings, which is great, because I was a borderline lost cause autist before.
Best part is, I'm seeing other guys my age behave the same way.
One of myfriendsliterally called one of his cousins a cuck (in real fucking life) because his gf cheated on him.
I also saw literally high schoolers laughing about "dindus" and "basketball Americans."
It's honestly kind of weird seeing what you'd assume would be stupid in-jokes popping up outside of this shithole.
>>25404450
It gives me hope for the future.
>>25404450
I never see kids spouting 4chan memes.
It's always the nigger twitter shit
>>25404450
4chan didn't invent edge you naive fucking faggot. The term "cuckold" has existed long before your birth and teenagers have always been assholes.
How long can you last?
>>25404103
missed new year's with family to sleep, woke up and fapped, I came so hard the cum shot up to my shoulder and I had to change my shirt. Nofap is retarded I notice people like me better after I fapped the night or morning before, I'm more relaxed and care much less about females. Fapping is god's gift to lonely people.
>>25404121
who says we're not doing this for fun :^)
Already 11 days in.
Cold showers make it easy.
As well as self control and reading about how pornography contributes to prostitution and human trafficking. Since all these are huge businesses.
But ultimately I am doing it for myself, because I hold myself to high standards.
Hi robots. This is the gf I need. How do I get one like that?
please post tips on how to obtain a top qt gf
Stop thinking you need her. You don't.
>>25409085
I do. I absolutely need to kiss her neck.
Any other tips?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_47A9Z28U3I
>i would just get made fun of and never would have a kiss
FFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK MYYYYYYYY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT A KISS IS LIKE
>>25407957
You realize he probably had tons of people making fun of him that he didnt show right?
I wont question the validity of what is shown, seems like enough varied people for it to be legit, but stop caring about what others think of you.also it helps that he is kind of cute.
>>25407983
Yes he is cute so he got kisses
Im a chubby ugly fuck and would never get a kiss
just fuk my life up senpai
this can't be happening
he's a self-confessed beta
this is against the laws of nature taught to me by /r9k/
>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you splurt all your thick, warm, syrupy cum inside me. It feels really nice to hold you close and just um well it's reeeeeally embarrasing saying this but I wouldn't mind becoming your loving wife. You've already probably gotten me pregnant and I just um...
>Oh anon, I probably shouldn't be saying any of this. Let's just enjoy this little moment. I love you.
I didn't raise you like this son
>>25406984
Pls give birth to my inferior brain dead children
I love you too babe xoxo.
Girls how old were you when you started sexually teasing guys?
Who did you like to tease? How did you go about doing it?
Like.... 13 or 14? Which was when I first started to get any sexual desires. I mostly teased my brother, I didn't want to have sex with him, I wasn't sexually attracted to him, but I just loved to have him wrapped around my finger. I'd normally tease my brother my making sexual remarks often, giving him lots of hugs where my cleavage would press against him, giving him massages and foot rubs where I could see him with a boner, walking around the house in panties and bra when our parents were out (and even when they were in the house, as they didn't bother too much about that, they just wanted us with clothes on so that we wouldn't catch a cold), and so on.
Some beta orbiters at school, too.
>>25406959
>this post brought to you by sad guy no. 99
>>25406959
If you do that you have no right to complain if you get raped
Salam fellow Arabs. What's the thing that bothers you the most about the west?
>80% of women are trash, the other 20% is sinfully ugly
>90% of the men are amoral faggots or huge pussies
>The other 10% are insane niggers
There's not enough goats in the suburbs, so I've had to start raping cats and dogs. Also I can't find a single shop that sells bottled camel piss, ordering online just takes too long and sometimes customs seizes it for themselves. Filthy white dogs, I oughta Jihad their asses.
>>25406556
We're not actually amoral it's just that we don't give a shit since we live in a society where being "amoral" has no consequences.
If shit went down I could organize my lifestyle around serving my family/elders and living according to rigid decrees to survive.
