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I came on a printed out picture of my ex girlfriend for 2 years in a row last night
You came 2 years in a row?
>>25407484
thats seems to be what he's saying. it must have a couple inces stacked by now
one time my friend said he was cumming on printed out pictures of anime goyrls and I asked if he could send me a pic of its cum stained face and he did
Cockblock stories ?
>go to a NYE party with a bro after playing Street Fighter
>drink
>it's fun
>spend the some times with a girl
>I'm laying on her, my head between her breasts
>people start to go to bed
>she goes with me
>under the blanket
>feels pretty good
>guy who invited me comes
>"Anon go home, there's not enough beds for you"
>mfw
>girl seems quite sad and says "See you very soon"
>I live at litteraly 5 minutes
>spend the rest of the night playing Jojo All Star Battle and Dragons Crown before sleeping with my male friend in my bed
This guy is an asshole.
>random girl comes up to me
>asks if I know where Chad(my friend at the time) is
>I say "wow, I can't get a girlfriend but he gets two?"
>she frowns and quickly walks away
>they break the next day
>>25407567
BREAK UP.
I hated him anyway 2bh pham
>>25407356
>sleeping with my male friend in my bed
Why?
>people honestly believe superman could beat Goku.
Why are westernfags so butthurt about their gary stu?
>>25407349
DC simply can't create a generic superhero without making him seriously OP
>pic related, srsly, wtf
I don't know why those memesters even give a shit in the first place.
>>25407349
>Giving a fuck about most retarded fairy tales
wtf
Also Batman is best superhero becouse he would obviously lose to ridiculous retarded suprmans, gokus and all the other poorly written overpowered shits.
Finally got a gf in 2015 an found out I have porn induced erectile dysfuction, I've been off fapping and porn for 15 days and im just spreading the dangers of porn
>start to get a hj
>lose erection
>about to get a BJ
>lose erection
FUCK
>inb4 you just don't like her
I get erections from being around her and from talking with her on the phone
>>25407339
What about me
>7x5.5 above average dick
>start overusing it
>now 6.5x5 at best
That's why I find it funny when people say NoPorn is a meme. Then your dick doesn't work.
Welcome to reality.
You should post this timeless tale in the two Nofap 2016 threads that are already going.
What's the best way to commit suicide so it looks like an accident? Would cyanide work or would I be found frothing at the mouth in a pool of my own saliva?pls respond
bump because im interested
Run with scissors
A fireplace or a gas stove are good starts, they're just not amazingly effective. Electrocution maybe, but it's painful and potentially ineffective once again. Falling in front of a bus or train, but making it look accidental is difficult. Heights if it's windy, could be plausible, but you'd need an excuse to be near the edge of a cliff. They'd find just about any chemical you used to kill yourself during the autopsy so anything you do there will get found out, especially if you're in good health. If you're overweight or something they might just assume its a heart attack or something.
>I've been reading his Manifesto
>I can relate a lot to what he is feeling.
Hold me, i'm scared.
His actions don't make his words any less relatable, anon. Elliot's jealousy toward Addison would probably be the same as any other robot's in his position.
>>25407222
How does one get access to things like body armor and stuff.
>>25407222
He was never scared. He didn't understand other people felt anything. He just treated them like objects or moving paperdolls, all the way.
>you will never let you lick her butthole
>her
virgins are so retarded
>>25407167
oh look. he did it again!
>>25407143
how quick can we let this one 404?
What's your excuse this year robots?
>>25407056
I'm not a rich famous actor
I'm not a famous movie star so I don't have millions of dollars.
>>25407064
and /thread.blox
How does this make you feel, fellow robots?
>2016
>still caring about the normies taking pepe
get with the times lad
>>25406981
fucking lol'd
Jimmy Johns is legit bro, let them use pepe
>>25406981
it's not like it ever belonged to us to begin with. you'd have to ask the author of boy's club what he thinks.
Is the new years basically a normie version of repeating digits?
Elaborate your thesis
shit man
that's profound
My new years resolution is to get dubs at least once
I have a house
Gonna make chili
Heat up the sauna
Fire up the fireplace
Beer
Non stop always sunny in philadelphia playing
Ive heated the house up so much that I just got bit by some insect
Got my genelecs and fireplace going
Gonna get a gf this year
>I CAN'T STOP KILLING THREADS
EVERY-SINGLE ONE I POST IN IT JUST STOPS GETTING REPLIES.
I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF AND I'M NEVER GOING TO POST EVER AGAIN SO AT LEAST YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY THE SITE.
I bet this won't even get many replies and that's good cause I'm just shitting up /r9k/ even more. Good bye
Bro whatever you post, it is probably not controversial or dumb enough to get attention. Same thing happens to me too. I've been here for 6 years and posted about at most 50 times and they either killed the threads are got lost among other posts. Don't worry, just accept the memes in to your soul at least you'll get a "dumb frogposter!" reply.
>>25406820
It's more that you have nothing interesting to say.
>>25406820
>probably not controversial or dumb enough to get attention
gotta hone those shitposting skills to get the upboats, feels bad sometimes
>be NEET
>stay up late posting gondolas on /int/
>01:14
>decide to take a piss then go to sleep
>walk to bathroom
>somebody is using it
>stop mid way to pet cat
>hear moaning
>"yes yes YES"
>parentsarefugging.png
>decide to stand still and listen
>after a while go to the kitchen to eat something
>they come out
>I make an oval sign in the air in front of my belly and shake my head horizontally
>"what's that?"
>shrug
>"o-oh"
>don't even want to go to the bathroom anymore
I had never heard a woman moan like that, /r9k/. Pretty interesting.
>I make an oval sign in the air in front of my belly and shake my head horizontally
The fuck is that supposed to mean
>>25406671
maybe deaf parents
>>25406671
That I didn't want a sibling.
>tfw no Kazakhstani gf
>>25406492
>wanting to fuck a descendant of Genghis Khan
those pictures of that volleyball girl made me think of that
>>25406502
I will have warrior sons
/r9k/ whats wrong with my body?
>>25406177
You're not naked
impossible to tell if you are a man or woman
>>25406177
seriously get naked and show us your ass
