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Check out the last two digits of my post number, they're exactly the same.
ha ha ha silly anon :)
>>25413488
Good job, you did it
>>25413488
Oh anon, your such a prankster!
/adv/ is dead, so I guess I'll ask here:
does anybody have any tips for sexting? i always just feel really uncomfortable about telling girls what I want to do to them and asking for pics. I don't have any like weird or ridiculous fetishes but for some reason I feel as if I'm going to come off as creepy or weird.
just say bitch after every request
"let me see them titties bitch"
way more alpha and less creepy than
"let me see them titties"
>>25413465
won't she just get mad if I do that?
>>25413407
LOL I forgot about /adv/. If you're not into sexting, you're not into sexting. Tell tell the bitch you're not into electronical sex.
>see female in public
>immediately imagine how many cocks have entered her orifices
>>25413351
My man,
you have a problem. Holy shit.
It's ok, man. I do the exact same thing. Generally with teachers and employees I see in stores.
>>25413351
Yes. But that's a happy thought?
Esp. if they look like the rough kind of party girls. What fun moments they must have. ;_;
Let's have a good ol' fashioned cozy thread, bonus points for anything winter-y.
This thread cannot die now
It's the first comfy thread of 2016
youtube.com/watch?v=v3mCzI_ksSk&spfreload=10
That doesn't look very cozy tbqh. It looks cold.
I want some comfy too desu
>tfw no russian gf/wife
>tfw have one
Prolly not original.
>>25413212
how did you acquire one?
>>25413261
She came here on a work visa and we got married so she could work towards staying.
Should I have been a dirt bag?
summer 2013
>been hanging out with a whorish girl for a couple of months due to homies moving away
>has a beta male boyfriend
>says she likes me more than her boyfriend
>tells me how deep I am and how he is stupid and is friendless with real autism
>tells me that she stays with him because she says he will kill himself
>he is addicted to alcohol and will go into replapse if he doesn't drink
>constanly cheats on him, but says she wasn't in her right mind and he always takes her back
here's the shitty part about the girl that lead to a situation
>addicted to herion
>always needs five dollars
>sucked dick for money in the past
>been caught recently prostituting herself to a couple in the small town we live in
>kicked out of her parents house
>is leaving town to live with a drug dealer
>wants me to drive her to a bad town 40 miles away,
>I refuse
>says she will suck my dick
>hang up
2014
>she comes back to town,
>wants me to drive her to live with another drug dealer
>been kicked out of her house again for stealing money for heroin
>gets placed in a psyche ward for three months
> holds me accountable because I didn't drive her to the dealer
>I cut her off completely
>she is still dating the beta male bf
Should I have taken sex from her and did what she asked?
I was honestly afraid of STDs and didn't want to risk it, and the little voice in the back of my head told me not to
pic related
that's her
tbqh m( she prolly has aids or hpv or something
wouldnt even touch with a stick
If these are the type of scumbags you hang out with then you need to take a hard look at your life. And no you should not be a scumbag.
>>25413350
This. You need to reconsider your life choices if these are the type of people you're associating with, OP.
DOLLAR MCDOUBLE IS BACK!
>amerilahrds
IT'S BACK IT'S BACK IT'S BACK IT'S BACK IT'S BACK IT'S BACK
Stop playing with my emotions.
Can guys stop using the word roastie as something other than a girl with large labia's. I've had large labia's since i was born and it's not my fault. I never knew that there was something wrong with them until the roastie meme. I'm a virgin and I've never masturbated before. I'm not saying this because it hurts my feelings, I'm saying this because literally every man I've spoken to thinks that a large labia means that shes a slut. No matter how much sex somebody has it doesnt change their labia size.
ITT: a roast coming home to roost
>>25413065
>I've never masturbated before
first post of 2016 :)
>>25413093
I haven't, Im a good boy
>be in Monte Carlo
>about to go gambling with family
>good times
>take 300 euros out in chips to play real black jack
>walk to family
>sister says "I want to go back to the hotel"
>family starts making for the door
>"wait I just got the chips I can't refund them"
>mum says "liam your sister wants to go back we are going"
>give chips back for 50 Euros
>leave casino
Am I wrong in saying that my family loves my sister more, or that I mean nothing to them. This is a daily occurrence. Help me out, what should I do?
>>"wait I just got the chips I can't refund them"
what
>>25412904
what does monte carlo and 300 euros have to do with that?
>>25412950
Just showing that I spent 300 Euros of my money and family didn't give a shit
>24
>wants to have a baby
>not married
>scared if I wait my eggs will dry up and it will never happen
Should I just go ahead and try to get pregnant then worry about marriage etc afterwards?
sure, why not? you know us guys aren't really attracted to anything as we are a single mother.
no you have to get married, you have until 30
>>25413006
I saw a child today with some kind of bear outfit and I thought about how fun it would be to dress my kid up
So /r9k/, how big are you?
http://strawpoll.me/6422180
>cm
what the fuck is that?
I guess 18 cm is the very norm
>>25412893
Centimetres.
A unit of measurement used in every functioning country (and many others).
I blog a lot, plus take pictures (Flickr). I write about Wittgenstein quite a bit and connect his "language game" philosophy to new language games I care about, in connection with World Game, R.B. Fuller's concept of what we play on Spaceship Earth.
>>25412827
Good for ya' m80
>>25412827
>I blog a lot
Ya sure do.
What's your blog?
>and don't say "school of life "
>be asian guy
>tfw people hate Asian women for no reason
>tfw people hate Asian women because of fetishists
>tfw people don't ask Asian women what they want, its just assumed because autistic people are obsessed with either chasing Asian women, slandering them, or usually both.
tfw Asian women are just normal women but are targeted by both male and female autistic people because they want to make Asian women feel inhuman because they feel insecure.
non Asian women slander them 99% of the them, and the non Asian men get off on IR porn with Asian women and use it to justify their sneering.
i hate all of you
Honestly Asian women and white women get the least bashing. If other races can take it, you can suck it up and take it too.
>>25415438
that's not true. Asian women get the most bashing here, from everyone.
its not about taking it, its stupid because its petty and pointless. if you are a minority and bash other women you are a hypocrite
>>25415486
Are you telling me Asian women get bashed on her more than Indian and black women?i see more people praising them than talking shit.
Went to a rave by myself because I have light gloves and do light shows and always meet people like that.
Chads gf asks to kiss me in this picture (also I lied to him about being on ecstasy which I always lie to people at in raves)
Why is Chad into being cucked? I think he has to know he's much better than me and just doesn't feel threatened.
Oh how nice it would be to be tall. Seems like he can hold you both down and fuck you out of your mind.
>>25412578
Come on man, people on ex do that shit. All the time. It literally means nothing. You should know that if you go to raves all the time.
>>25412578
Post some greentext stories about normies at raves.
Daily reminder that one woman's failings count for all women. Also AWALT
Women are fucking stupid, can't wait for VR and cloning vats so they are obsolete.
>>25412529
FUCK YOU SHIT BRAINS MEN ARE RETARDED NIGGER CUNTS WHO SHOULD BE FLAYED ALIVE UNDER THE SUPERIOR BOOT OF WOMEN POWER. I WILL TORTURE YOU TO DEATH IF I EVER FIND YOU IN REAL LIFE.
Women do the same thing. It's just common nature. No matter how badly people pretend we don't, humans divide themselves into groups they can feel a common part of. Humanity is way too big, vague, and generic for people so we divide into smaller groups that others aren't part of. Then whenever we see someone from another group do something, it proves our group is better
>guy cheats = women think all men are tools
>black guy commits crime = white people think all blacks are criminals
>white guy does something racist = black people think all whites are racist
We all do it.
