what do you think the odds are that you've been recorded in your life?
what do you think the odds are that you're being recorded right now?
>>25411242
100% as I've seen and own recordings of myself.
Recorded right now. Well I have my iphone in front of me which raises the chance from infinitesimally unlikely to extremely unlikely.
This post is being recorded in fairness.
it's not something I've ever thought about. clearly, you and I think about different things.
>>25411242
100%
100% as this post will be recorded in soke way or another
Imagine that you woke up this morning and it was Jan. 1, 2015 again. Your circumstances are exactly the same. How screwed are you?
I'm pissed cause I'm in the peak of benzo withdrawal again. Fuck that.
>>25411422
Abuser or medicated? I take Klonopin for anxiety and I'm taking a two-day break on my days off to see if I suffer any.
SSBbloxx
2015 was awful. I only worked for a few days before I had to be quit because my anxiety. Either way I still have to fill out a tax form... I got no NEETBUX and I'm stuck in 2k in debt cause I drop out too early in college...
What about you anon....did you screw up?
No because I'm not a stupid useless retard.
No I got a gf and a great job last year. Next year is gonna be great.
>>25411129
finally got through school and got a job and all that
still socially retarded and bored all the time
Are there animes, shows, or videos that will make you accept being lonely?
The souls games? Going solo in a bioware rpg? Avoiding clans in an mmo?
the acceptance comes from within after years of pain, not a shitty schoolgirl animu
>>25411185
No it doesn't. It never goes away by itself.
What's your New Year's resolution r9k?
Mine is to finally muster up the courage to kill myself.
>>25411043
Just put it in your mouth.
Trying to get the right angle under your neck where you can't see it is just making it more difficult for no reason.
don't try to kill yourself with a pistol you retard
the bullet most likely will go through and you will stay alive in massive pain for 30 minutes laying on the ground trying to get air with half of your brain blown away
or do it i really don't care about you desu
>>25411117
Id say it's almost 100% to go through you m8, unless it gets lodged in your skull. whether or not it kills you is the real question, just pop one in the temple
If women hate sex without emotional commitment, and most women do seem to at least dislike the idea, then why does it happen so much?
All of the women I've dated and spoken to also said they hated it, so why is there so much amateur porn on the internet too?
Isn't it made by couples?
women say that they hate it, but they're programmed to be manipulative and deceitful. They fuck alpha males and look to betas for economic and emotional support.
>>25411462
This. Males understand women better than women do. Women just deny it because that's their scam.
Who is going to move to Japan or Korea in 2016? You should it is the perfect place for robots.
>>25411030
If I had enough money to travel.
>>25411049
A plane ticket isn't much money and you could find a sugar daddy to live with for a while
>>25411030
AM/BF is the ultimate beta pair. I love it.
Is there any worse feel than knowing your friends all went to a New Years party that you weren't invited to? Gonna have to stay off facebook for a while for my own self esteem I think. Pic unrelated.
Yes, hemorrhoids for example.
Since you have friends and they didn't invite you, it either means you're an asshole or you should be more active regarding them. Taking the initiative and inviting them sometimes.
>>25411013
I have hemorrhoids and I can confirm this. I would have given up last nights cycle of eating pizza, drinking, dancing, smoking and talking, and eating more pizza for a normal butthole.
Normie shit isn't really that exciting.
>>25410972
If they didn't invite you then they aren't your friends are they?
Anyone else /bonyballsac/ here?
I feel like my scrotum is full of pointy bones that are too long to settle comfortably in the bag.
Also I suspect most of you are homosexuals, so keep it clean and professional in my thread.
That's really concerning OP. Go to a doctor.
I just have really underdeveloped balls because I have an intersex condition.
>>25411000
Let's see them
>>25411036
I'm a homosexual and was keeping it clean and professional so why can't you?
Hey /r9k/
What was the cause/reason for your most recent relationship breakup?
>implying we have someone to break up with
I'm so lonely
>>25410839
she thought the earth was hollow and that there are people living in it and i called her an idiot
She cucked me with her ex and then tried to guilt trip me, that it was my fault, because I didn't give her any attention and that I'm boring.
Was 2015 a really bad year for normies?
2014 and 2015 were bad for me
Of course it wasn't.
It's a normie thing to pretend that your life sucks now.
2015 was the best year of my life though desu.
2014 was literally one of the best years of my life, I'd say top 3. Got a six figure job, gf, started saving money, vacations, etc, then 2 months into 2015, all hell broke loose
>it's 2016
>you are surrounded by civilised, uninteresting and boring men
>most human men are beta as hell
>tfw all you ever wanted was to be dominated
>tfw no strong gorilla bf
>to beat his chest LIKE CRAZY when he's angry
>screams at the top of his lungs and all the other animals are terrified of him
>tfw you will...
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>>25410794
Gorillas have baby dicks, sorry
>>25410809
Lol typical men thinking everything revolves around their penis
Seek the Lord
All you fags don't even know the first thing about markiplier. Markiplier is my friend and he's even inviting me to his birthday party. So just get fucked faggots.
> tfw you don't even know shit about markiplier
What?
original fucking comment
>Markiplier, is an American Internet personality
eat shit with your faggy friend, op
>>25410846
Fuck you're just mad because the plier and I are tight. Eat shit and die faggot
My new year's resolution:
combating ignorance and teaching my friends one new word every week.
Week 1: Hirsute
Suggest a word for week 2 :)
Tinnabulation
nidifugous
>>25410599
Holy fuck that comment is so fucking cringe worthy. You should consider not wearing fedoras.
>Tfw the training wheels fall off your practice gf and you crash her into a tree
Gues I wasn't ready for the real thing yet.
>>25410473
What about her family and friends? Thats not fair to them
Fuck off cunt
KILL YOURSELF
>>25410486
It's okay. She was their practice daughter.