Welp, /r9k/
I fucked my cousin last night
She was 16, so I'm a pedophile now
She also said "No" so I'm a rapist too
And I sorta broke her arm while i was forcing her, so I'm an abuser now too
B-but at least I'm not a virgin anymore, r-right?
>>25408617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2hNQb3HG0o
Talk it out with her.
Not because it'll help but just because everyone else seems to shut up about it and someone talking it out for once would make things more interesting.
>>25408617
So, what..? You did all this and don't even provide us with pictures, or video, when you're undoubtedly going to prison now? You didn't even contribute toward robot-kind?
Wasted potential, brobot. I'm disappointed in you.
>>25408617
>She was 16
Hot, prime age. I'm jelly anon.
>so I'm a pedophile now
Hebephile would be the correct term. There is literally nothing wrong with that.
>She also said "No" so I'm a rapist too
Just hope she doesn't go to the cops or ur fucked in freedomland.
When did you realised Hotpie is a Targaryen and the one true king of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>25408573
hahaha what is this?
>>25408573
He isn't. Cause that would actually be interesting.
that would be awesome, he would end the war with free pies for everyone and dragon fire for those who don't like pie
Who /onlyshitpost/ here?
I don't think I have ever contributed anything to the 4chan community more than b8
>>25408403
wew laddy lad wew laddy laddy lad
*ribbit*
hehe
>>25408403
Never, I get more enjoyment from trying to help people here.
>>25408514
>expecting people on /r9k/ to actually take advice to heart
You would have better luck on reddit normie
hey, I'm doing a survey, please tell me what you have:
>free earlobes or attached earlobes
>hair on knuckles or no hair on knuckles
>widows peak or straight hair line
>curly/wavy hair or straight hair
>cleft chin or no cleft chin
If you have already answered these then please don't again
Thank you
>>25408371
Are you in fucking high school biology?
GTFO underage
>Free
>Hair
>Very slight peak
>Straight
>No cleft
>>25408371
>Free
>Hairy
>Widow
>Straight
>Cleft
>tfw there will never be a matching day/month/year ever again
Tfw I can't make the "why do people ask me what I see myself as in 5 years" and I say I don't have 2020 vision pun anymore. Feels bad desu
>>25408275
>tfw 2015 was 1 yesterday.
What wnet wrong?
There hasn't been one since 2013
And there won't be one until 2101
Womanlets, how do you compete with this?
>big tits
>no period
>likes to suck dick
>wants to please man
>wants to love and be loved
>always horny
>isn't stuck on having a chad
By having a warm hole where poop doesn't come out of.
I think they'd start by avoiding bottibois
>>25408240
A VAGINA MAKES ME SPECIAL
>dick pretty much dysfunctional
>it's also small
>probably fertile though
Would a woman ever want a relationship with me? Sex for pleasure is pretty much ruled out, and I might not even be able to fuck her at all.
Bump. I am sure one of you have the answer.
>>25408512
God damnit learn to use ur tongue bro and take a viagra or something. God damn u niggas need jesus
>>25408661
God no, I will never do something like that.
The five objectively best modern games:
Fallout 4
Bioshock Infinite
Bastion
The Last of Us
Undertale
Prove me wrong.
no thank you I'm ok, you posted best pokegirl so you're entitled to your opinion.
>>25408071
What defines "modern?"
>>25408169
PS2 generation to now
Can't go wrong with the classic
>>25408065
The butthurt is real here
>>25408083
Green Sweater agrees
Nobody likes to troll yikyak?
What's your finger ratio, /r9k/? is this accurate?
>>25408056
Index and Ring are the same for me, but really these are only generalizations. There's plenty of straight men and lesbians with long index fingers and plenty of straight women and gay men with long ring fingers.
I'm a homo man and I have the homo man fingers.
I imagine this is probably just the most common type though
Tranny, I have faggot fingers
How do I get my bf to masturbate more? He keeps humping my leg when we're in bed, and if he gets that shit out of his system, he'll be calmer.
No, my bf isn't a dog.
>>25407864
why is he staying with you if you won't even give him a handjob?
>>25407864
Put out more. You're clearly not giving him enough sexual attention.
>>25407901
We do have sex, but apparently not enough to keep up with his base urges. 2-3 times a week is plenty, and we both have relatively strenuous work schedules; there's usually a disconnect when one of us is too tired for the other.
Hourly reminder that 99% of you disgusting whiny subhumans choose to be lonely and it most likely has NOTHING to do with your genitics. Nobody is forcing you to be a "robot". If you really do want a girlfriend then fucking work on it. Join a gym. Get out and work on your social skills. Groom yourself. Get a haircut that flatters your face. Shower daily. Take care of your skin. Get those fucking embarrassing anime pics off your facebook. Don't dress like a drug addict. Fucking work on it.
>inb4 but im lazyyyy
Stop whining about...
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work, work, work.
but im a 4'11" indian guy op
theres no hope for me
>>25407795
something needs doing?
>mfw 5'6" manlet with shoes on
Do I stand a chance when it comes to dating, /r9k/?
>>25407707
Sure. But you're pretty much limited to unattractive girls with low self esteem
>>25407707
even if you're a normalfag you'll have a tough time, just give up
>>25407707
You can still hook up with womanlets though.
anyone else here know this feeI?
Nope, nobody liked me ever since I stopped growing at 13.
Even other ugly people don't like me. Not that I blame them or anything.
Ye,s actually
;-)d0
Who /sleep paralysis/ or /night terror/ here?
I bring this post about sleep paralysis back to the first page
>>25407562
Used to get sleep paralysis a LOT. Never saw hallucinations, but had TONS of aural ones. Eventually the fear would jolt me "awake", especially when I'd hallucinate the sounds of growling dogs behind me.
>tfw i can only fall asleep on my back
>tfw i can feel tingles and loud white noise as sleep paralysis comes
what a dreadful feel