So last night I fucked Pixyteri. If you don't know who that is, she's a 30 year old cringe-lord fatty weeb with zero self-esteem that still lives with her parents. Here's her ED article https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Pixyteri
Ask me anything.
>>25406240
please provide proof this happened.
This is pathetic even in robot terms
>>25406240
Why?
Also, /cgll/ would love this.
>>25406255
>>25406266
Sequential dubs holy shit. God is pleased with my horrific actions. Reply coming in a sec.
>Green Day and Linkin Park
>Iraq and Afghanistan wars
>Warcraft 3 and WoW
>post-early internet but pre-social media
>Naruto
>LOTR, Star Wars and Harry Potter
>first generation to grow up with easily-accessable internet porn
Was being a 2000s kid actually great or am I just being nostalgic? For your information, you're a 2000s kids if you spent...
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>>25406067
>I feel sorry for the kids born before us who never knew the joy of growing up with the internet, aswell as the kids born after us who all grew up with their smartphones, ipads and mandatory facebook-accounts.
And kids born in the 70's will pity you. Kids born in the 00's will pity you. People born 2050's will pity you.
Everyone thinks their own time was the best.
>>25406067
2000s were pretty cool but the music was cringy as fuck
The housing crash sucked too. We almost lost our house
>>25406095
You could make a case for those born before us but growing up after us must be hell for any robot. Imagine all the shit you got in middle- and high school but taken online?
>omg anon is such a loser he only has 34 facebook friends XD
>loool anon won't be accepted into the facebook group for the class he stinks lol
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>meet girl off /r9k/
>complete fucking weirdo
>into all sorts of gross fetish shit like vomit and blood
>whatever, I'm into other weird shit too so I don't care
>talk occasionally and she sends me timestamped nudes all the time
>says im cute and wants to E-date me
>shes wasnt interesting at all
>pretty sure she...
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>>25405881
itll all be okay lil weaboo.
>>25405934
I know, I immediately went back to watching cutesy everyday life romcom anime
You were being catfished but your autism prevented you from taking any bait,
>tfw you fell for the tranny meme
>be faggy 18 year old
>convinced I was trans since I was 13 or so
>finally come out to family/friends
>all incredibly supportive
>on hormones within months
>everyone is so nice to me
>family/friends are giving me a ton of attention
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>I was too weak to kill myself earlier and decided to go full retard in a desperate bid to delay the inevitable
Yep, typical.
You could always jump off a bridge.
>>25404361
The sooner you face it the better.
Go to your dr and / or therapist and tell them how you feel and that you want to stop.
>>25404391
I probably will, I don't really see another way out of this mess, I'm in way over my head.
>>25404412
I can tell a therapist just fine(who will probably blame this all on stress/depression), but what the fuck am I supposed to tell my family after the money they've spent and the support they've given me? I just want to die.
>wake up tomorrow
>look like this
>wat do?
Sage this thread
Eat for the first time in three months. Shave.
>>25400991
>Buy 4chan account
>name myself something stupid like sage
>Kill self
What do you do with the cum when you're done wacking off?
>>25398806
I shoot it on my belly then wash it off. I don't eat it like you though, you fuckin degenerate.
cum on belly and clean up with tissue, then bin
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>>25399333
my bewwy is hairy so its kinda hard to do that ^~^`
I found a mouse in my roommates cereal, robots what do next?
>not Honey Nut Cheerios
Your roommate and mouse have shitty taste in cereal.
Getting cozy by the fire
>>25397333
fuck the little guy
Sum up your 2015 in one picture
>>25396989Let's get ORIGINAL! ORIGINAL!
blexabix
nigasdw 2231mynifgegs
I'M A GONER
SOMEBODY CATCH MY BREATH
I WANT TO BE KNOWN BY YOU
THOUGH I'M WEAK
BEATEN DOWN
I'LL SLIP AWAYY
INTO THIS SOUND
THE GHOST OF YOU
IS CLOSE TO ME
Didn't realize r9k liked normie bands like twenty one pilots.i like them too anon
Video games didn't fuck me up. It was the fact I was an ugly overweight child/teen that fucked up my ability to learn how to socially interact with the opposite sex that fucked me up. Video games are just what I used as something to distract myself from that fact. Now I am in my late 20s and I am not fat anymore. I've been lifting for nearly a decade now, lean and take care of myself. But I still lack that sexual maturity that comes from experiencing the things you're meant to experience when your brain is still developing at a younger age. That is it. The only...
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alright then lad
Autismo in denial
why are you telling us this we don't actually care. go pay a therapist to care.
Hey /r9k/, what is wrong with me?
Im a 20 year old female, im not ugly nor hot. Im average. I like the idea of sex but every form of affection scares the crap out of me. Example a gay friend kisses me on the cheek, i feel awkward as fuck and want to go home the same second. Ive only had a first kiss when i was 16, by this guy but he took me in a surprise. I made up an excuse and went home. Whats wrong with me? Im shy but this is kinda too much i think. Anyone else have the same problem? Advices?
>>25407585
>Advices
Yes just continue to be female and everything will be alright.
There are hordes of beta males willing to provide for you and do whatever you please. I wish I was joking.
>>25407585
>20 year old female
>affection scares the crap out of me
since you're a girl people will understand your point of view
try being a guy with that mindset, no one understands
>>25407585
Find a submissive guy. "Rape" him.
How do you go out and social without being ridiculed or made fun of constantly?
Every time I've tried going out (hurr durr fuck off normie) I just get shit on in a "joking" manner by pretty much everyone. Nobody let's me speak and when I do it's like I don't exist and it's damn near impossible to get anyone's attention. I just can't connect with anyone and people seem to avoid me.
What am I doing wrong exactly? These experiences have led me to live a life mostly staying in my house and avoiding people.
I...
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>doesn't list height
found the problem
>>25407586
5'7.
Im white though. Not asian. My brother/dad is 6ft+. I
>>25407586
Literally this
Always add your height when asking advice about social situations
haha classic andy
ANDOOOOOOOOOOOO
wtf is j20?
>>25407516
non-alcoholic juice drink
can you get girls by being a good artist?
No, but you can draw porn for free money and use that to impress women.
Doesn't really make a difference in my experience.
t. good artist
>>25407417
A good-LOOKING artist, sure.
i havnt slept since 2015. how long can i go?
>>25407269
>Frostmourne hungers
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
>>25407269
dont you have some culling to do