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who /JUST/ here?
>find out a few days ago that classes start again next week
>drive 5 hours up to the campus
>go to the office
>ask for keys to my room
>"oh lol we can't give them to you because you didn't sign a holiday contract"
>lolwut.jpg
>turns out if I want to stay in my own fucking room from now until the end of feb I had to specifically pay rent over the holiday period
>turns out they also threw out all the shit I had kept in the room
>say I'll start paying it until my accommodation contract for the year starts
>literally can't because I had to sign the contract at the beginning of december
>sitting outside my dorm room with bags and an entire computer full of shit with nowhere to go
>too poor to stay in a hotel
Welp, looks like I'm gonna have to convince my mum to drive my 5 hours to class every morning
>start uni
>lol so random
>lol reddit
>lol 9ag
>xD
>>25401103
I've been at uni for 3 fucking years you cuck, this is new bullshit they brought it
>>25401043
Who is this girl and why do I want to have sex with her?
My gf got back from a week holiday away with her friends today. We didn't speak much over the holiday after a big argument before she went away. She told me she didn't want to be with me before she went but texted me while she was there saying she wasn't going to cheat on me or anything, she just needs space. Today when I went to see her she was mad horny and we got to foreplay and she was really wet. All good. When it came time to put my dick inside her it just slid in. It was much looser than I was expecting, especially giving I hadn't seen her for 7 days. The last time I didn't sleep with her for that long I remember it being mad tight. Did she cheat on me or was it because she was so aroused that it went in so easy and 'felt loose'?
I did bring this up to her (mid sex) and she got very upset and starting crying and saying i'd made her feel horrible because I'm basically saying she's got a loose pussy which I guess offended her, but how could I not say anything? She swore she hadn't cheated on me and I want to believe her, she's really dependent on me and devoted and stuff, always been faithful throughout the 5 year relationship, but I don't know. I don't think she could lie to me. We spent the whole day together and she was really normal and happy and shit, didn't seem like she was hiding anything and I know she'd be feeling guilty as fuck if she'd slept with anyone. It's just the pussy thing. I don't know what to think!
Please halp. This is gonna eat me away in the back of my mind! Thanks in advance.
>>25400959
Well that's nice story, but if it's true then females can cry on a whim if they're backed into a corner, don't believe her or at least be skeptical if she immediately starts to cry,
>>25400959
Shes lying anon
>>25400959
Allegedly vaginas open up when the girl is aroused and if it was really wet that would help too.
In all probability I would say the reason why it went in so easy had nothing to do with the fact you got cucked. You're still probably a cuck, but I doubt that's why it was loose.
>Tfw 31 in 5 weeks.FML.
>>25400684
i beat you to it.
here's your pitty (you)
i can tell you things don't get any easier.. but today being the first day of the year, you could make a promise to yourself now and threaten yourself with murder if you don't comply.
could work.
I turn 30 this year. I hope that this year I finally have the courage to kill myself. I came close in 2014, but family kept me from it. Tried to turn it around in 2015.
I just want it over and done with.
hang in there bud
im also hitting the big 3 0 this year. We are gonna make it.
It's the current year here in the midwest. Happy new year to all my niggas here in missouri
happy current year from hicksville, PA
>>25400615
Missouri's not the midwest faggot. Despite what their inbreed population tries to tell you
>>25402013
>I wasn't born far enough north
Pls don't remind me, senpai.
let's take a moment to think about the few robots who actually an hero in 2015.
>>25400569
It makes me very sad because I feel like I could have and should have tried to help them through whatever they went through.
>>25401200
we should of but just encouraged them
>>25402274
>>25401200
I don't think any words can truly help those truly depressed/suicidal, Words can only do so much, they can't truly change how you feel though.
Rip whatever anons became heroes.
Make a new meme for the new year.
>>25400566
but don't bother posting it if its shit like OPs
i call it "snugtimedog" LOL
>>25400595
2016 is officially the year of the snug. Snug dog millionare for meme queen
What does /r9k/ think the most defining moment in world history was? Not a series of events like one of the world wars, but an individual event that had the most impact on the world as a whole.
>>25403615
the invention of penicillinif it wasn't for that asshole i probably wouldn't have even been born and have to deal with this shit
Giving women the right to vote. It's slowly, but surely destroying the western world.
Napoleonic War and what it brought with it.
Hi /r9k/.
I'm asking one final favor of all of you, and it may help more than just myself.
I need you to link me music, show me pictures, videos, etc. to help me make the final push to suicide..
Thank you in advance.
>>25403544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MUA9hoDa40
no, live another day. you made it through yesterday.
You shall never attain a female.
How much longer can this site be "red pilled"?
When is 4chan going to start being ironically SJW like it should be?
It's like it's not even contrarian anymore, it's just stuck in a rut.
It's what happens when you get old...
>>25402516
What are you even talking about mate
we aged as a demographic and the hate intensified continually
the forms change; the tendencies do not
>>25402535
We should be trying to make autists mad, not being a site full of them.
We should post more degenerate things all the time. On every board.
Tell us how you will cope with the loneliness in 2016?
Kind of like r9k resolutions
>Fembots are welcome to share
>Pic related, no qt asian gf
>Pic related, bed post get more action than most of us.
I will cope by working out and learning chinese.
Reasons:
- I will get in better shape
- I will increase the pool of people who potentially can but won't date me by about half a billion.
How about you fellow robots?
>>25402199
I'm gonna shitpost on 4chan
original comment OC
>>25402234
thats what i did in 2014 and 15.
Going to try a change.
Will it be the year??
I give myself 2 months before i revert.
>fembots are welcome to share
HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, I sure do wonder how a girl will cope with loneliness
>want to go out?
>fuck off nerd
>want to go out?
>fuck off nerd
>want to go out?
>fuck off nerd
>DUDE, WHY DONT YOU DRINK?? LMAO
Don't do it anon.
Not an original message
But I already do it more than I should anon
it doesn't taste correct
>tfw only single guy at this New Years get together
I'm almost jealous you even got invited anywhere, but I bet the loneliness is worse when you have to watch the couples. Sorry bro.
>>25400322
You get a gold star for empathy :)
>>25400260
don't worry bro
after they all go home they're going to bump uglies while you post on 4chan
ITT: Best thing that happened to you this year
c'mon guys this year couldn't have been THAT bad, right?
>>25399070
I got close to dating a girl. I mean, not really that close, but it felt like it.
I got a job
>>25399070
I got to spoon a girl for the first time, no fukk or succ tho
What do you want the most for 2016 anons?
To advance
>>25398908
in my anal cleaning routine.
Money and bitches.
A girl texted me saying "Happy new year!"
WHAT SHOULD I SAY BACK?!? Help me robots I don't know what to do, this doesn't happen to me like ever ;-;
>>25402921
Nothing she is probably drunk and will show whatever reply you send her to her friends later and they will laugh at you for being such a creep.
>>25402921
y-you too
originalblox
>>25402921
"We'll find out."
