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Are you a grower or a shower, /r9k/?
I thought being a grower was a common thing, but there isn't much information at all about it on the Internet.
>>25400853
Grower.
My penis a little over 6" when fully erect, but when flaccid it's more like 1.5". It's the whole reason I didn't join the military and why I don't get changed at the gym - communal showers and public nudity would be horrifically embarassing.
>>25400912
I'm just fucking surprised there isn't much talk about this or any scientific shit to back any of it up.
2.5" soft, 6" erect.
Fucking pisses me off when I see people judging dick size by flaccid size.
How do i get rid of the hate? i have so much hate inside, it's fucking killing me.
smoke pot
im completely serious
>>25400752
No, i get paranoid and it's worse.
You could hate fuck me until we both cum senpai
I'll tell you you're good enough for the low price of just one (You)
>>25400691
am i gonna make it anon?
>>25400720
You're gonna make it brah
the future is bright
>>25400731
Zyzz nerd. Just fuck off loser.
>hurr ur gonna makie it brah
Sage
>a new year, a new me
Why do fat white men always look so miserable?
>>25400824
>look miserable
>look
>>25400824
Becausebloxthey are
Merry New Year you fucking faggots
What's your New Year's resolution?
My new years resolution is to grow taller
I'm a 26 year old 5'4 manlet btw;_;
My New Years resolution is to fucking kill myself.
>>25400589
Gonna try to fap less, and maybe work out a bit more to help my self confidence.
and possibly end it if top two dont help
Do anyone else's parents rub the fact that you're alone into your face
>NYE, at parents house because i live here because i am a loser
>parents go out to dinner
>father: have spend spending the night alone in your room anon
>parents go on vacation
>father: dont worry anon one day you'll go on a vacation alone and you can go wherever you want
>a lot of other shit
>and then goes on to always ask me why I'm so miserable/angry all the time
I'm sure you guys will think this is hilarious banter, but I really hate having to get it shoved in my face. I know I'm a worthless, pathetic loser who is likely killing himself and that's hard enough to live with. But having my own father constantly tell me what a loser I am?
Seriously, tell him to fuck off.
>>25400576
i cant tell my dad to fuck off
>>25400503
Parents gave up pressuring me to get a gf ever since I got a job while still in college that pays more than their individual jobs.
As for other relatives, all I have to do is remind them of how much of a failure their own adult children are or ask how their job hunts are going and they shut up really fast.
who /rare pepe/ here?
post your pepes while the normies are outside
Thats a dank meme.
>>25400513
Thanks anon happy new years
hello reddit
edit: thanks for the gold guys!
>Go to my friend house
>everybody even "that kid" has a couple and seem pretty happy
>I was the only one sad and all of them avoided me
You know love is a basic human necessity but you will never have anything..
How do deal with this?
>How do deal with this?
Love your own company above all else.
Get dog
Find other shit to cope.
Drugs and martial arts for me.
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP ALL OVER SENPAI.
why even try anymore.
>>25400429
lol you got shot the fuck down
hey maybe you should send her even more messages until she gets frustrated and fucks you
that'll work
hahaha sorry lad but hahahahahahahahaahha
>>25400429
Remove from contacts immediately.
This is NOT how you spend New Years.
2016 will be different
this will be the year when you get everything straightened out
this will be the year when your life finally starts
everything's going to be alright
>>25400387
Since I'm committing suicide on the 5th, yeah indeed everything is going to be alright.
Thanks for the false hope, OP. It'll subside the pain and loneliness for a while.
My life has already ended. There are no restarts.
>tfw no simbahan attending, parol hanging, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, kamay washing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I am unable to pronounce roughly 40% of those words
Happy New Year OP! Hope you find your qt flip gf soon!
It's been awhile, OP
IIT: Weird dreams
>be male
>have dream
>be female in that dream
>in a motel
>meet guy
>kiss him
>we hit it off but don't fuck
>but within the end of the day he leaves me for another woman
>wake up sad as fuck
What the fuck does this mean?
Am i gay?
>>25400325
buump
>>25400422
GET OUT NORMIE SCUM
WTF WHY DO I KEEP GETTING YOUR COMMENT WAS NOT ORIGINAL
>>25400325
my dreams usually involve me killing somebody and completely ruining my life because obviously I can either go to jail for life or just keep killing. I end up opting for the latter until I wake up. so edgy
What happened to Kent?
is he dead?
he got a gf mayne
>>25400311
No fucking way. Proofs?
He had a new channel that went for a few days but deleted again. Only posted football videos.
Will Pepe survive 2016, robots?
He's already dead, anon.
>>25400211
>pepe didn't even survive 2015
>redditors and salty basement dwellers that can't move on are still trying to prop up pepe
You tell me.
>>25400211
Pepe is eternal
Pepe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAHZ-f4X5Jk
Post robot-tier music for the new year.
>>25400127
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EYO_p5nUX0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mweu3JBu8bM
>>25400127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSgHGFuPNus
kind of a normie band, but the message stands.
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