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ITT: We post our ideal suicides. How we want to go, when, etc.
Bonus: we post who we want to meet when we go and why
Me:
>strap on tactical gear
>shoot it out in a blaze of glory/last stand
alternatively:
>sit in bathtub
>get drunk beyond recognition
>have favorite anime or kawaii jpop song playing at full volume
>look at pictures of cute anime girls that I might get to see when I leave this shit realm
>lose inhibitions enough to put a gun to my head and do itinb4 no replies
>>25396448
>look at pictures of cute anime girls that I might get to see when I leave this shit realm
That's not going to happen and you know it.
>>25396503
How can you or anyone else who's currently alive know this for fact?
>get comfy
>try benzos
>listen to some woody guthrie
>watch some Eva
>get helium
>go out peacefully while hugging my cat
Who /vaginoplasty/ here?
I feel like there aren't too many on this biard.
just saying
giving ways to the mentally ills to continue living in their delusions
god I hate this world
>>25396231
Does it feel good when penis goes into artificial vagina?
What do I have to do to get a boy to suck my clit?
>>25396040
make better threads, faggot.
>>25396040
I'll do it if you live close. What country femanon?
literally just ask one
do you know how desperate we all are?
Who /completelyalone/ on new years here?
*Note to Normies*
If you're currently with any human bean at all, you're not qualified to post in this thread.
What if you're with your parents and you hate them?
>>25396039
>>25396094
Mine went to a normie party a while ago do I count?
>>25396094
Not sure. Still not the same as being completely isolated but I guess it counts... a little.
Any other jocks here?
No nerds allowed.
Just try and stop me from being here. Go dribble a ball or whatever somewhere else.
>>25396537
Fucking kekkaroony
>was a nerd
>athletic enough to keep up with the jocks
>long enough that I had an advantage with certain skills in sports (shot blocking in basketball, stick-checking in hockey etc)
How are you spending your NYE?
My family cockblocked me, a brother of mine crashed his car and I have to take care of him.
FeelsBadMan, no NYE kiss.
>>25395931
lads i just got invited to a NYE party. Should i go? Its 2am and id have to get a taxi. but potential girls + drugs
>>25395998
2AM is late for a party even in NYE. Most girls are gonna be taken or fucking while you get there.
Working on stuff for work (teaching). I'm taking a break right now for dinner and shitposting.
I'll also be working on stuff all day tomorrow unless friends feel like doing something. Same Saturday and Sunday unless I somehow get all my shit done.
>tfw your 13 year old niece has had her first kiss and you haven't
How have you never kissed someone?
>>25395922
>nephew fucked a girl when 12
>you're 25 and a hkv
>niece has had a steady bf since she was 15
>you're 25 and never had a hug
suicide it is my friend
>tfw I lost my virginity
>tfw still kissless
Hey guys,
I don't really have anyone to spend the New Year with, but why don't I put on a rabb.it stream, and we watch something together?
Here's the stream: https://rabb.it/r/63h9th
Let me know what you want to watch tonight. I was thinking The Twilight Zone, because I associate holidays alone with watching marathons of that, but I'm up for whatever!
>Not being alone for all holidays
It's like you're not even on /r9k/, OP
>>25395892
no desu senpai
no
>>25395892
Original TZ?
Ready for another year, robits?
Another year of anime and videogames, yes. Are you ready op?
Get that demon out of my sight.
hooray to a new year in which I won't meet a woman, probably finally flunk out of college, end up a useless NEET, and grow ever more distant with my few remaining friends
any Basketball NEETs online? Basketball is the favored sport of all NEETs.
>>25395642
All sports are Chad-tier. Now get.
>>25395671
your wrong, alot of NEETs like basketball.
MFW the Atlanta Hawks win the Championship eries
Drinking home alone
>Comfy in my pajams
>Not crowded with normies
>Cheaper, 10$ a whole case of beer
>Can pick your own music playlist
>No one complains I listen to anime mashup remixes
>Talk to vidya from friends all over the globe on steam
>Some of them are irl cuties too
>Play games I enjoy, wasted with friends
>Stream shitty anime and watch together
Apparently people think this is "sad" and that I have "a drinking problem"
Meanwhile, drinking for normies
>20$ cover to just get in venue
>10$ a single beer (probably shitty bud)
>Crowded and sweaty as fuck
>Obnoxious chads and stacies shouting over each other
>The music is guaranteed garbage
>There's nothing to do but "dance"
>Get wasted alone in a corner while my normie "friends" get shot down by stacies all night
>Have to help them get a cab home and watch them throw up
>Get STDs and die
Seriously I hope you're not falling for this meme tonight, or any other night.
My nigga.
Sitting here, sipping jack&cokes, listening to music and playing vidya. Feels good dude, I'd rather be enjoying this in the comfort of my home than at some shitty normie party.
>>25395598
Its just another day, i don't see the what the fus is all about with new years
>>25395598
Don't try and act like you're happy
Thoughts and opinions on this guy? Love him, hate him, want to fuck him? He's apparently le nerdy awkward xD and shy and tall and he's a robot JUST LIKE YOOOOUUU! this isn't a self post btw this nigger keeps posting his face and blah blah blah not my personal army, I don't care, just bully him so he knows he's not welcome here
Who is this semen demon :OOOo
tell me fampai
>>25395399
he definitely belongs on 9k
>>25395450
He's you, you retard
Anyone up for a new year's fap thread?
>>25395391
No, fuck off. Go be with your family or something you worthless fucking weeaboo.
>>25395724
i hate my family. i wish they were all dead.
>>25395774
Don't just wish they were dead, anon. Fucking do it.
Pick a guy to fuck, femanons
>The muscular douchebag who views you as "some random girl I fucked". You'll never see him again, but he secretly filmed you and you've heard strong rumors about it being leaked online. You worry for the remainder of your days about friends and family finding out
or
>The overweight neckbeard who loses his virginity to you, and ever since then he becomes obsessed and always finds different ways to contact you. This will not stop until he is your partner for life. Restraining orders are useless.
>femanons
lmao
>douchebag
>sue for a gorillion
>???
>profit
>>25395365
I guess the douchebag would be less annoying, and he's more likely to be able to satisfy me...
I mean if I had to choose between those two.
Why does 4chan hate black people?
>>25395314
Autists can't assert themselves. Blacks are confident and dominant. There ya go.
>>25395314
>people
IMPLICATING
>>25395314
niggers =/= black people
;^)
