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>you're battling the baddie
>she's calling him daddy
What the hell are you talking about 1-m800?
>chad is happy, and you are not
>the tables will turn when he is shot
>you're trimming her pubes
>Chad's groping her boobs
Can i get a feels thread for being alone this NYE?
I'm fine doing this alone too
i'm not happy about it but still, why would this be any different from anything else in my life
hahahaha isnt being alone so fun guys
Currently trying to talk to a Tumblrina about gender and trying to make her understand that being transgender is a mental illness. Screenshots?
>>25388181
im down, post away OP
>>25388181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRDoWCxQIcE
IS IT THE SAME THING?
no one cares at all, no one
but if that's how you choose to spend the LAST DAY OF 2015 have fun
if you rape a chinese girl in china chinese white knights will tear your dick off
>>25385913
Too bad they didnt kill the nigger
>those smileys
It's 2016 for christs sake
>>25385913
Noice, the ape probably deserved it.
Femanons:
What's your race?
What are you doing for NYE?
Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
What are your resolutions for 2016?
>white
>drinking a beer and sitting on my ass
>i don't think so. teared up a tiny bit while watching Love Actually because i'm a saft cunt, but that's it
>not fail college. move to a better place. waste less money on tech shit
>What's your race?
Asian/white monkey half breed.
>What are you doing for NYE?
Nothing unusual, playing games and practicing piano. Probably work out.
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Someone bought me a really nice gift and I cried in front of them while receiving it.
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
Continue doing what I already do, work out, play piano, draw, cook, do chores, etc. I am a hikki NEET so the goal is to just not turn into piece of shit.
fuck off
originality
/r9k/, 2016 is the year of the practice gf. Think about it: there are millions upon millions of ugly and/or fat women out there who have low self-esteem. They'd date you in an instant. All you need to do is practice, pump and then dump. You move on and find a better looking practice gf. The cycle repeats once you've found the right girl to settle with.
>>25386263
First for video games.
>>25386263
Pretty good idea, women respond to the same things regardless of looks.
What kind of practice gf are you aiming for, /r9k/?
Fatty, uggo?
How are you spending your new years eve?
>>25385576
Posting on /r9k/. Playing some vidya games.
GF making me go to some fucking christmas light show last night
>>25385576
licking, fucking and fapping over my smooth bathroom sink
cheers anon happy new year and that shit
Let's get to it.
>inb4 le fedora meme
I think the contemporary position is God not being omnipotent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pRzyioUKp0
>>25385287
This.
Whenever people say stuff like
> god works in mysterious ways
> it is all part of god's great plan
> just have faith
what they really mean is that their god either doesn't exist or isn't the omnipotent super being they claim he is.
>calories in calories out bro. it's that easy
Do you /fit/fags realize how frustrating it is when you say retarded shit like this?
>hurr durr it's genetic
fuck off fatass
What's the frustrating part, getting those calories out, you fat fuck? :^)
>>25385175
Do you fatfags realize how frustrating it is when you deny a basic truth? Unless you have some sort of illness/disorder (that's a cause for your obesity not a symptom of it), it really is that simple
Who /bringing in the new year by drinking alone/ here?
>tfw 95% of my online friends are out at parties
>tfw 100% of my real life friends don't exist
>tfw the girl i kinda like that doesn't like me at all will probably be out getting wasted and fucked by German Chad
End it lads.
There are multiple threads like this up but I will bump you anon because you are a kindred soul.
>case of beer
check
>bottle of whisky
check
>bottle of rum
check
>no gf
check
At least I'm playing some csgo with my german buddies so it could be worse, for another hour or two. Then I'm gonna move to the living room, pop up some ps1 vidya, watch Die Hard and lament not having someone to cuddle with.
I'm not going to drink out of spite. The worst thing is that my friends have the audacity to send me snaps from the party they're at, and my parents asking what I have planned for this night for 3 days.
>>25386581
why dont you go to their party?
ITT: we remind ourselves of all the stupid shit women say and do.
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!"
There is something about them Ben franklins that get any bitch naked
i won't let this nugget of cuck history die
>tfw I never try to get a gf
>tfw I hate all women because of it
so, what's her name, /r9k/?
Katie
>oc
his name is derek
>tfw he didn't invite me to his new years eve party
>tfw im not allowed to talk to him in public
a-at least I had sex right?fembot btw
Emily
God she's so cute. I wish I wasn't a coward.
>liking metal past your 20s
>>25382266
>Watching anime past the age of 15
>>25382266
>posting b8 on 4chan
>ever
>>25382266
>dancing in public past your 40s
Go to sleep Mauricio.
Unpopular opinions thread.
I'll start:
Casual sex sounds cold and awkward and unfulfilling, and I would not even have it if it came knocking on my door.
I also think women who have ever had casual sex are not dating material no matter what other qualities they have. (that's probably a more popular r9k opinion)
>no opinion in this thread is going to be truly unpopular
>>25381400
unpopular on like a macro level
not opinions that ruffle r9k feathers
I think non-whites are ok
where did that little sissy boi go who is suppose to help us jerk off?
let summon him here
Summon him here
>>>/lgbt/
>>25391848
but it's still early, why summon him now ?
No, please.
Im not gay.
