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Isn't it ok to kill yourself? I mean, you'll come right back. Something must fill the void-like how the time when you go under for anesthesia and the time when you wake up seem to be stitched together seamlessly.
Not "you" of course, but you will be forced into "experience" immediately upon your previous embodied experiencer losing the last trace of consciousness.
You can't die. The eternal "now" must necessarily be experienced, there must be a center to every circle-a stand-alone conduit that that is there to breath life into the circumference.
You won't wake up here, again though. But hey, if you don't like the next place, you can just kill yourself again-essentially "rerolling" until you find an existence you find suitable.
But you never know when you'll find out that you're just an actor in a grand play in the next "experience". So it could be a very torturous existence.
>>25383027
Haha yes friend you have a perfect outlook. I'm guessing you've been listening to Alan Watts recently?
>>25383027
When you die it's like before you were born.
That's terrifying. I find myself thinking about it a lot and I really hope it's not the case.
Average female of /r9k/
>25
>roastie
>below average face and no redeeming qualities
>5+ sexual partners
>"depressed" because no chad marries her
>>25384343
souce? what is it? what do you mean?
>>25385612
youtube "itou marika"
>>25384343
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
why isn't Pepe pronounced "peep"?
>>25382997
why is kill yourself pronounced kill yourself OP
I pronounce it like that anyway.
Why is op such an autistic fuck
Would you consider yourself left wing or right wing?
>>25382950
>two party meme
>talk show meme guy
na man, na
>>25382950
Back to /pol/, neckbeard
>>25382950
>tfw no wings
>it was just a phase, anon, I was just experimenting in college! Im not that kind of sexual girl anymore, now we're married, you need to respect me!
this is what your future wife is doing tonight
Only if you're the kind of cuck who gets married.
>future wife
okay son
>Future wife
Nope.
The old adage that we're here forever is true. 4chan is a monster bigger than any one of us. I have accepted this and am wise enough to stop fighting it. Nevertheless, we still have the power to pick and choose.
As such;-
>boards you vow to never visit again
>boards you will continue/try to visit
>boards you've already grown out of/consigned to history
>boards you vow to never visit again
/r9k/
/pol/
>boards you will continue/try to visit
/fit/
/biz/
/lit/
/his/
/sp/
/wsg/
/ck/
>boards you've already grown out of/consigned to history
/b/
/adv/
/mu/
/tv/
/int/
/gif/
All other boards are ones you never gave a shit about in the first place.
I thought this was another suicide thread.
Nice blog post faggot.
>boards you vow to never visit again
/v/, /pol/, /r9k/
>boards you will continue to visit
/v/, /pol/
>boards you've already grown out of/consigned to history
all of them
to teh toppers
Greentext your 2015 for us brobots
>>25381074
>2015
>literally nothing happened
There
>bitchin (but hard, not americuck) final semester of senior HS
>bitchin first uni semester. 10 close friends already
>no gf, dont care
>Started of the year getting friendzoned
>she turned what were all my friends against me by claiming I raped her
>Went into depression
>barely passed the year in college
>spent summer never leaving my room only watching anime and playing games
>friendzone girl came back saying she missed me saying her boyfriend was a dick and she kinda had a crush on me
>fell for it
>started hangning out, helped her with her problems etc.
>back at college, made new friends
>new hot guy shows up at college
>friendzone girl friendzones me again starts fucking hot guy
>friendzone girl turns new friends against me too
>back to not leaving my room again
what a shitty year
>Tfw slav
>Tfw new years and alone
>Tfw don't give a fuck
>Tfw drunk as fuck
come shitpost friends
kot blini
Ty otkuda?
>>25380902
Polska? Where are you from
How does this make you feel slavshits
ITT: describe your perfect, ideal, dreamgirl as detailed as you can, what she looks like, how she acts, what she likes, what she does, etc
>same age as me
>6'3 tall or taller
>naturally light brown hair, half dyed blonde, mid lenght, straight, optional ponytail
>blue eyes
>light skin with a slight tan
>"i want to fuck you" face mixed with cuteness
>rather thick lips, slight ":3" shape/curve
>wide hips, thin waist
>long legs
>thick thighs
>nonmuscular ab lines
>long torso
>slight lordosis
>heart shaped bubble butt, made with squatting and deadlifting
>firm DDD tits
>average/below average bf%
>resting smug face with resting smirk, optionally mixed with resting bitchface
>half-innie "meaty" pussy, trimmed but very hairy
>wears: dark thong with matching pushup bra, low rise skinny jeans, tight dark tanktop, goth steel toe cap boots
>loves me
>loyal, not into cucking
>a little bit sadistic, a little bit psycho
>smart and educated
>clingy but in a femdom way
>listens to rock and metal
>sizequeen, she doesn't consider it a real penis under 8"x6"
>doesn't smoke
>loves facesitting, and receiving cunnilingus/rimming is her favorite kind of sex
>naturally dominant, top, alpha, loves femdom
>loves submissive, short, bottom, beta guys (the shorter the better)
>loves teasing
>loves small penis humiliation and making fun of tiny dicks
>loves the idea of feminization
>loves orgams control and the idea of enforced chastity cage on small dicks, the smaller the dick, the less release it deserves/gets
>loves gentle ballbusting
>loves making her sub drink her piss regularly
>loves spitting into her sub's mouth
>loves slapping his sub's face
>likes the idea of training her sub to be better at oral
>likes pegging
>likes to share his sub's oral skills with her girlfriends
>makes her sub do all the chores, houseworks, cooking, etc
fat
paranoid
likes to suck dick
>>25380033
>>25380046
That's pretty good but remember that you will need a practice girl before you can get that
>>25380055
it's literally impossible for a girl to be like I described, so I'm not afraid of "getting" that
Why weren't you more social as a teenager?
Because i was learning the ways of the dark lord.
>>25350521
Two words can explain the majority of /r9k/'s problems: single mother
>>25350521
I was fat and ugly and smelled bad
Hey Robobros, I'm sure some of you gotta be dropping a deuce during these final few hours of 2015.
Feel free to drop in and share your stool
Dumping bump
How do I die without becoming an hero? the only thing i can think of is getting a deadly disease. I just don't want to suicide because i have family and I wouldn't want them to think they failed or something. So the two obvious ones are cancer and AIDS. I'd have to have sex with someone to get AIDS so that's crossed out. I don't know how to get cancer and know that shit blows. Any advice. Also I know this sounds retarded.
>>25386791
Thats a big wiener
Who here /2016/??
In 2 hours 30 minutes
Would you date a qt formerly institutionalized and presently still mentally ill girl?
only if she is the Slayer or her younger sister that's actually a ball of light that's actually a key for something.
>>25386640
probobly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
>>25386640
Already did
What a mistake, surely the biggest I've ever made senpai
who else /homealone/ tonight?
not sure how to feel about it.
are u all out partying plebs?
