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>How did Poe get off of Jakku?
>Why did they stop using clones for troopers?
>If the Empire is gone and the Republic is back then who is the First Order operating under?
>Why did the Rebel Alliance change their name to the Resistance?
>How did Maz get Anakin's lightsaber?
>Why is a small group of rebels tasked with destroying the Starkiller? Shouldn't the entire galaxy be going to war against people that can wipe out entire solar systems?
>Why didn't Kylo Ren stop the bolt from Chewie's bowcaster?
>>25387342
>How did Poe get off of Jakku?
He found a ship.
>Why did they stop using clones for troopers?
Clones cost money, kidnapping children is free.
>If the Empire is gone and the Republic is back then who is the First Order operating under?
Snoke.
>Why did the Rebel Alliance change their name to the Resistance?
It's easier to rally people to your cause if you're resisting evil rather than rebelling against the established government.
>How did Maz get Anakin's lightsaber?
1,000 space pirate has her ways.
>Why is a small group of rebels tasked with destroying the Starkiller? Shouldn't the entire galaxy be going to war against people that can wipe out entire solar systems?
Wars cost money and governments are slow to take action.
>Why didn't Kylo Ren stop the bolt from Chewie's bowcaster?
He was too emotional at the time.
>>25387734
was the first order around during the empire and just pick up the cause?
how'd they make starkiller base in like 30 years if they weren't as big as empire?
>>25388300
First Order is probably just the remains of the Empire reorganized and renamed.
What Was Your Favorite Board on 4chan in 2015?
http://strawpoll.me/6415189
>>25387186
Which autist voted /mlp/?
ONE THING
>all these /pol/ votes
MUH HABBENINGS!!
Contest to create the highest resolution Pepe which can be posted. Smooth lines are a must. Good resolutions are favored. 1920, 2000, 2560, 3840, 4000, etc.
>>25387164
original comments for everyone
and original pepes
A contest would imply a prize, and I see a severe lack of one.
>>25387164
ok, Chadwick
got any New Years Resolutions, robots?
>get haircut
>learn html5
>brush teeth every day
>drink more water
i am still not sure if i should get a haircut this year
>drink less
>find someone so I stop feeling lonely
>get a better job
>>25387201
the only reason i'm getting one is because i found dandruff in it last night
>tfw no fashionable Asian bf to flat iron my Afro hair
>>25387044
>tfw no qt nigger gf to have wild jungle sex with and to love her despite hating niggers in general
he's prepping her for her date tonight
>Tfw no mulatto qt with nice afro to snuggle with
A brother gotta work it out.
Wtf? Can mods see everything I do or what just happened?
>>25386993
of course they can. 100% if the time you are actually talking to the mods who are actually BIG GUYS.
how do u not know this?
>>25387024
But it's a different board. And besides, why did my thread get deleted? Wasn't it a valid question? I find this to be an intrusion on my privacy.
15-17
How right am I OP you underage fuck?
Who 1992 here?
July 10 reporting in.
August masterrace reporting for duty
August 7th :^)
march 13th
who else /extremelysenstive/ here ?
fuck pisces.
Getting my Adderall script in a few days! This is the year I become a normie! This is the year I retake my life!
fuck
I just want to know how to find a guy to buy this shit from
>>25386848
>years of mental abuse
>expects me to feel good for him now
Fuck you John, you're a piece of shit
>>25386848
>wanting to be a normie
That's weird, mate.
NYE lair-dwellers edition
first! so whose offing themselves tonight?
might as well snuff it
First for /brit/
Who here suffers from sexually charged nightmares?
>>25386730
I had a dream once that I was in some sort of rec center and there were three teens stripping naked and I got to go up to them and get naked as well, and I hugged one from behind and vividly felt my boner rubbing around her ass cheek.
Fucking awesome dream.
>>25386909
I meant more seeing your friends and family raped to death by demons, or having to vivisect naked human specimen.
>>25386950
I know, I was trolling you.
All my nightmares involve aliums.
Will things ever get better /r9k/?
>>25386729
If you try, they will
>>25386729
I'm 30. They will not.
>>25386729
i habe de ebin version xD
but seriously, depends on you
>tfw i can hear my dad thrusting his rock-hard cock into my sister's tight little cunny in the next room
What are you waiting for then?
>>25386687
I dont believe you. Pics + audio or didnt happen
Dude does he do this every day?
Is he not chafed?
is 6.75 x 5.7inch a good size for a cock?
ask your bfoyfriend you faggot
>smaller than 7 inches
Eew, no wonder you're a virgin
>thinking your cock is for other people to judge
You're cock is for you. It helps you aim your piss and allows you to feel pleasure. Stop thinking that a a magic inch more and the woman will be loyal. If she cheats, she was going to cheat on you whether your dick was huge or not. Stop worrying about your dick and just enjoy it.
If you whip your cock out and she laughs or scoffs or something then you need to get the fuck out of that relationship cause that bitch is just using you and doesnt actually respect you or care about you.
I was just trying to fap and then out of nowhere I feel really hot and lightheaded and my heart beat is going crazy, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God's punishment for fapping comes quick and unexpected. God punishes quick. Please get medical help if the issue is still around.
>>25387285
If I sin enough will god kill me? I'm ok spending eternity in hell I just want out of this existence.
>>25387349
He would take your dick and you would have to bear living the rest of your life without it. He very mean.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_differences_in_suicide
Interesting...
http://www.nature.com/news/crispr-the-disruptor-1.17673
Interesting...
>>25386618
Women have always been the primary vicitims of male suicide
>>25386721
>This is very worrying, certain people might not be shit tier anymore :(
