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>his favorite song is keasbey nights
>he claims to not be like other guys
>he is part of anonymous or something similar
>he browses 4chan or reddit
>he is fat
>he is too thin
>he cares too much about his hair
>he is submissive
>he has mommy issues
>he was physically abused by his father and thinks abuse is okay
>he has anger issues
>he doesn't like virgin females
>he is racist
>he is conservative
>he is against abortion
>he claims to be a feminist or mra
>>25386565
Never even heard of it tbhwyfam
Biggest red flag in early dates or through dating profile contact is if a guy fails to establish reasonable sexual intent off the bat.
You get guys who are too direct about wanting a hook up, which is a turn off and then you get guys who pretend they don't care about you in a physical sense at all which leads to a confusing impression.
>tfw dad is raping my sister again in the room next to mine
>the walls are paper thin
>tfw I can hear the squishing and sloshing noises
join the fun my friend
record it and post it online for us. I need another fap.
>>25386511
>sloshing
what are they makin fucking slurpies in there?
Do you respect obvious sluts more than 'good girls' who are just the same but hide it better and lie more?
>only hours until 2016
>respecting any roastie whore
>>25386500
Get that girl a sandwich
Yes. Cause "I'm a good girl, really!" sluts are just sluts that lie. I respect virgins the most though. Which means my respect in that area is handed out very rarely.
What's your goal for 2016?
Mine is to get a gf, make her fall in love with me then break her heart and hope she commits suicide.
I want to make her suffer.
You?
something like pic related
That evil cold hearted sociopaths like OP get hit bu a bus
cheating will help speed this up, but you have to lay down a a very sturdy foundation, "fall in love", go on dates, fuck her real good. then, rip it all away.
who else is gonna spend new year on r9k ?
me desu and get drunk
>>25386530
lets party, anon
>>25386452
Me
It's new year in 2h30 here
I guess that's the future I choose
>December 31st, 2015
>still posting on /r9k/ instead of going out and being yourself
what's wrong with you dude?
Being myself means staying inside shitposting on various imageboards.
>>25386342
nah dude that's not what I mean, that's not being yourself you just think it is bro
>>25386695
I'm pretty sure it is, bro.
Is time moving too fast? I can't believe it's 2016 already. I'm personably still stuck going through media released pre-2011. On some YouTube videos for games or music that came out 4-7 years ago there's people already taking about nostalgia and the good ol days like boomers talking about the 60s. What's going on? Oversaturation?
>>25386190
>like if your watching in 2015
Yeah looking up anything from my teenage years (2000s) yeilds those type of comments. Maybe it's the quality or just people growing up to fast.
I personally would love to go back to pre-recession times. too fast indeed.
>watch a video of game/song I liked when I was a kid in the early 2000's
>Literally every comment is made by people who are 5+ years younger then me
>tfw you could have fufilled your dream of becoming a physicist
>tfw you never could grasp math
>muh 80hd
>"stop using your fake disorder as an excuse"
>the shitty medicine never worked
I tried hard, you faggots. Now here I am, depressed and bitter on New Years Eve.
>just b urself
>I could have been a physicist
>I lacked the skills to be a physicist
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>25386229
>wanted to be a surgeon
>develop some motor-focused tourette
>>25386275
That's it, right there. So sorry, familia.
What's it like to live with a woman?
All my neighbors in my apartment building are couples.
It feels like a salty bag of minced coin parts
Nice if you like the woman.
like living with your naggy and bitchy mom except you have to pay for everything.
Why not celebrate New Year's with a music thread?
Do not come in here looking for people to approve of your taste, *just post what you like* no matter what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyZU9ptzy68
>>25386065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14ll_VThu0
>>25386399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75HTp2ONGoI
>>25386499
Smoke rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZCWATjsuWM
You fuckers have been tip toeing around this subject forever. As far as I'm concerned, eugenics is the fool proof cure for all of the world's problems.
1- Eugenics is not rayciss. Don't have an IQ of 100? You're not allowed to reproduce. Simple as that.
2- It will improve the human gene pool. Those who carry predisposed traits that are vulnerable to cancer and diseases will also not be allowed to reproduce.
3- 100% of the world problems stem from those who value religious ideologies over education. Eugenics will solve this.
Eugenics will unite the human race.
Eugenics is life. Eugenics is love.
inb4 'nazis used eugenics' - they also ate food and shitted in toilets. It's not like we need to distance ourselves from every little fucking thing they've done. I want to explore the stars goddamnit, eugenics is our only hope into uniting the human race instead of turning it into a brownish yellow consumer.
Don't lump me in with these mud babies. I've been saying the same exact thing.
But at the same time IQ is more or less bullshit.
Who decides what traits are favorable and unfavorable?
Who will clean my toilet when everyone has an iq of 5000?
>that feel when no big belly gf
Her panties are literally getting sucked into her rolls.
Ew
>>25385925
belly, but no butt?
Common man, step it up.
A girl's ass has to at least be 1.5x the size of her belly.
She's got her fat allocated poorly.
>>25385925
She's cute, but dat belly. I don't think I could do it, anons, I don't think I could do it. That also makes me a hypocrite.
i-is this the emo board?
Why yes it is, come join everyone in the self pity
Only edgy 16 year old faggots call themself emos.
We're not emos. We are actually sad.
TFW you are literally un-invited from the one social event you were invited to this year...
>>25385704
That's pretty cruel of her, anon.
I suggest going to the party anyway, but with a 9mm semi-automatic under your coat.
>>25385704
Crash that shit nigga
>>25385868
I would actually do a "it's just a prank bro!" kinda thing. Merely pretend to shoot up the place
how you spending new years lads? pic related
>>25385651
also brits, what takeaway should i enter the new year with?
>>25385726
guess im alone even on the internet
>Fallout 4
>VICE
Pretty much the same as you, playing video games and drinking shitty beer.
Can't wait for 2016, bruv.
