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The time has come fellow robots,it was a nice time with you guys,im going on ahead,meet you on the other side. 31.12.2015
Godspeed brobot
See you.
Do me a favor lad. If you can, come to me in my dream tonight and tell me what awaits me on the other side.
>>25382481
i still got shit to do mate, we won't meet for a long timeunless i die by some stupid accident
haha look what my bf got me for my bday
She looking old for 21
I want to slap the right one's ass until its the same color as her skirt.
>>25382434
Normie get out. Now.
By the way this comment is very original as it is most effective as a short statement.
hi boyz
i just got alcohol for my senpai to enjoy thjis year, and gonna see which cutie ima hang with maybe cuz none of em really care for me cuz redpill, unless its my moom and sister who love me foreve even tho they show it in ways that are overly motherly and friendless.
i really wish this one girl would just come over but ive only seen her three month out of the yeatr and her flame has died down but im keeping mine burning bright cuz shes the one right now. i ccan post her picture too cuz sheeeees looovelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
uh, do it sure i guess
You sound like the biggest fucking loser on this board right now.
Please die. I mean it, not in the 4chan meme style, actually die.
>>25382443
>using a painting I posted yesterday for this drivel
kill yourself
At what age did you have your first threesome?
>>25382431
17
>tfw late bloomer
;_;
>>25382431
Christmas eve, me and my uncle both ended up at the same glory hole, feels good man
>>25382431
It was shortly after my 21st birthday. Started out with me and three gals, two of which were sisters (inb4 turbochad gtfo). One of the sisters wasn't into wincest though so the other stayed with the third rando who was into both of us. Would do again.
If I got diagnosed with ADHD and I grew up on Ritalin or Adderall, I wouldn't be a fuckup!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25382426
what do you mean anon? desu original
>>25382426
>ritalin
Dear anon, I took ritalin all my childhood. It made me aspie-like and now I have cancer. I must admit that your thinking that you would have been better off taking the legal drug infuriates me.
>>25382576
This is the post I was looking for.
Thank you, anon. It is a relief to know I was fucked whatever I did.
what drugs do you use?
i indulge in a mouth fedora daily and booze almost every night, and weed when i can afford it
>>25382417
weed and occasional booze
boozing makes my anxiety levels sky rocket a lot more than weed ever has
the next day after a night of binge drinking is literally a nightmare
happens about once a week/every 2 weeks though.
anxiety sucks
>>25382417
Cigars for life tbhfam
>>25382417
Diethyl ether
All colors welcome
>brown eyes
>not worth photographing
I am so fking ugly
hello people
>>25382947
c'mon anon, brown eyes aren't that bad.
Hi /r9k/. This board is steeped in self loathing but how about we list some positives from 2015! For the past year, list:
1. A positive change you made for yourself
2. A positive thing that happened to you
3. An example of the positive influence you've had on others
>>25382358
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM
1. Found a better gym
2. N/A
3. N/A
That about as positive as I can be about this year.
1.I went back to the gym
2. moved into the best house ever
3.i stood up to bulliest at my school and inspired other kids to stand their ground also
>go to new years party with friends (ausfag)
>hope that i can finally complete my 2015 goal of getting laid
>plenty of chicks at the party
>bring chips and drinks that anyone can have, everyone appreciates it
>try to hit on the one chick there out of a dozen that im on good terms with
>she seems into it
>come back
>she's literally having sex in the pool with my best friend
>end up getting black out drunk and walking home instead
i'm ready to blow my fucking brains out anons, it's finally time
what are you doing now that it's 2016?
>>25382355
You have my empathy. Was she one of those who was generally shy looking?
That's fucking rough..
God I feel bad for your anon :(
>>25383641
yeah
she tried to talk to me after and i just fucking bailed
literally if i even talk to a person i've never met before i'll sweat like crazy from my head
it's insane
it doesnt stop for ages and it's fucked
also if i go to work or anything
fml
>mfw
Rubio, go away.
>>25382360
who the fuck is rubio
Don't mind me. Just being the best anime.
What are other top tier romance anime?
>>25382342
Is it good though? I tried the first two episodes of the first series and it wasn't really grabbing me. Does it get better?
I read both vns, I never watched the anime, normally the vns are better anyway
Nagi no Asukara
Who else drinking alone on new year's eve?
Only the finest vodka
>match with a girl on okcupid
>it's a black woman
Online dating is for ugly people and single moms
>robot
>being picky about women
Just do it mane
Its a living breathing pussy.
>>25382296
But its the current year desu senpai
Rate my girlfriend r9k
we spending new years eve together fucking and shitposting on r9k
>>25382310
Head too big for her bodyim jelly OP, plow that filthy minge
>>25382310
14 years out of 10
>>25382310
Not your gf that's for sure
/wsr/ is great
I requested this one and I'm requesting ones for /v/, 4+4cancerchan, Twitter, and a general high school one right now
Now we can tell people to go back to facebook properly
>>25382175
>no 'bruh'
completely ruinedfuckin saved
