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Who's the most JUST robot on this board?
>tfw 25 years old
>tfw kissless, hugless virgin
>tfw acne
>tfw yellow teeth
>tfw not a single friend in the world
>tfw my family hate me
>tfw failed college
>tfw NEET for the past 2 years
>tfw small dick
Iktf senpai, except I just enrolled to college after dropping out twice. I guess that's something to look forward to I think I might make it.
>can barely stand
>hairy
>hair falling out
>shit blood
>yellow teeth
>no friends
>see ghosts
>joint pain
>manlet
>low iq
>NEET
>highschool dropout
>never talked to a girl
>haven't left house since middle school
>severe tinnitus
ITT: normies pretend to be robots
Here I am 8.37pm just eating bread no junkfood place open. Happy newyer.
>>25385472
Good man O-P, keep it under control.
WHAT I LEARNED ON 4CHAN IN 2015 IS
WHAT I LEARNED ON 4CHAN IN 2015 IS...
Mrs puff can't triforce and therefore is a newfag.
Moot is kill.
>I am not a robot.
There isn't one good reason to date females now.
>not pure
>sjw
>damaged
>cheaters
>use you for money
>>25385454
I'll be forever a beta kissless faggot virgin
>>25385575
Then get off this board
A winter's day In a deep and dark December
I reached down my pants and started to touch my throbbing member
>2016 is coming
No more.
>>25385214
I want to fuck Sally.
Im not asking for myself, im 6 feet
But can they?
Sure you didn't round off your height, op? :^}
If they're 9/10 facial aesthetics, swole and funny/charming they can be Chad to short girls. They're still a beta to taller girls though.
There are 5'6 non-rich guys who fuck a lot of good looking girls, if that's what you mean
Are the feels particularly strong tonight or is it just me?
Suicide seems really appealing right now desu.
dont do it anon, pursue happiness, and it will be found. don't just fucking give up
>>25385307
It was yesterday for me
Felt really lost
Made some plans for next year today and theres some interesting shit on tv here and mom made some cookies so im not feeling bad
>>25385307
You can still be 3015s last suicide.
Me? I'm fine, I'm just spending tonight with my family but my aunt bought some expensive icecream. The kind I can't pronounce the name and I'm sure dad will cook a feast
Can one of you Robots send me a gun so I can shoot myself? I'm sick and tired of living.
>>25385178
Come on help me out here Robots.
if you're in most US states you can have a muzzleloader delivered to your mailbox. no background check nothing
>>25385178
Go to a gun range and shoot yourself. You pay when you finish, but you'll be dead so LOL
>tfw alcohol is your only friend tonight
Welcome to the past four years of my life
>tfw
>>25385124
>anime
off yourself senpai
>>25385333
Anime is love
my LDR bf wants an open relationship, what do I do?
> long distance
That doesn't count as a bf or gf
I've tried that before, shit was cringe
>>25385112
Stop playing house over the internet, that's what
>>25385112
Say yes then in a week or so casually mention you've started seeing someone and see how he reacts. Or dump him because he doesn't care about you
who /genitalherpes/ here?
had a bad night sleep and now my asshole is burning and the backs of my legs hurt.
>mfw
>>25385055
>tfw normies must suffer this and death for their sins.
>god is real
>atheists think this is amazing
>>25385051
O wow it's actually him
>>25385051
Is he spreading shit on his ass?
>>25385474
Chocolate syrup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu1EmF-nsBA
>another New Year's Eve spent making awkward small talk with my mother as I take sips of the tiny amount of champagne she lets me drink and try not to think about the fact that I have no friends and am too mentally-ill to function in life and will probably kill myself soon
I am 20 years old. Kill me.
>20
Oh, you poor child
>>25384938
New England Ellenbro?
>>25384938
I did this when I was 14-16
Jesus fucking Christ man, this is sad
"have you even gotten laid since your last girlfriend anon?"
this cut deep
>last girlfriend
>girlfriend
>gotten laid before
REEEEEEEE
>Having sex outside of a relationship or conditions that seem like they might make a relationship arise
>>25384917
fuck off faggot, I've been dying to have some sweet juicy sex since sophomore fucking year
>at the local Asian market today buying my usual assortment
>Hi-Chew, instant coffee, cookies, crisps, and a candy bar or two
>All the ingredients of a healthy lifestyle
>bought the same thing for literally years
>making my way to the front ready to checkout
>walk past the stack of Korean magazines and pick up a copy of Sure
>done this literally once a month for the entire year
>today as I'm putting up my snacks and what not the cashier stops me
>it's a small family run place and i know her so not sure what's up
>"it's a new year, anon. 2016 you be healthy, strong,"
>tell her thanks and put another bag of crisps up
>"i no sell you these. go pick out some vegetable, no charge."
>no thanks, but i appreciate your generosity!
>"no, anon, i not sell you these items. you need to be healthy and strong in 2016. you getting job in korea? you need to look healthy. need to look nice for ladies! you not a kid anymore!"
>look at her with disgust
>she tries to smile at me
>fucking leave the rest of my shit on the counter and walk out of the store
i am so fucking tired of normies and their fucking "new year new me" load of crockshit. just fucking sell me my goddamn potato chips and take my money.
kill yourself, autist. you won't find sympathy here, r/foreveralone, go back to your shithole
sage
>>25384624
>literally butthurt someone actually gives a shit about you
If this isn't bait go fuck off to Reddit, you'd fit right in with the dumb sluts who get offended when people find them attractive.
Oh and good job fucking up a friendship you dumb twat.
>>25384624
Haven't seen this before, but I've recently come back from a ban.
6/10
