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who else here /goingout/?
>>25381520
me, dont know what to wear tho. colorful shirt so i can look like a nomrie?
>>25381542
I was thiniking a shirt and a sweater over it. Earlier today i googled to see what people wear.
>>25381577
i do a lot of shirt with sweater in school. maybe it has to be more fancy. like a good white shirt alone
Who here has just completely /givenuponlife/?
>was a depressed neet for a good 9 months
>finally just said fuck it, packed my shit and bought a greyhound ticket to a random city
>live in the woods outside of town
>ride my bike into town to panhandle, spend the money on liquor and weed
>browse 4chan wherever i can get internet
>in the evenings I read and make a dinner on my makeshift stove
>no money
>no friends
>actually don't even care anymore
It's a liberating feeling, being able to be a scummy loser without parents breathing down your neck.
>>25381369
sounds cool. at least you're doing something.
where do you live though, in a tent?
>>25381369
Hop a freight train anon you'll meet other hobos
>>25381369
>9 months depression
Yeah, try 2 years.
ITT: describe /r9k/ with a picture
I'll start
>>25381210
my biggest fear is that im a neckbeard and i just dont know it.
>Im a pony anomalous fedora wearer
of course OP
>>25381210
>/b/ con
my fucking sides
Who /alone on NYE/ here?
>tfw your only 3 friends go to a party you're not invited to
>tfw you will probably stay home doing some real analysis proofs and going to bed on time
You should ask them to get you a invite. If they are your friends they will do so.
>>25381179
>having friends
kill yourself
>>25381179
I watched the city fireworks alone on a hill in the country
was kinda comfy
Post ITT if you still haven't lost your virginity by the end of 2015
It is undefined yet.
I jerked a guy off and he jerked me off.
So it was pretty gay.
>>25381600
24 year old, on the way to wizardry reporting in
>have qt gf
>she has 9/10 feet (good arches, proportional toes, generally just aesthetic as fuck)
>always walks around my apartment barefoot
>she's one of those girls that is disgusted and 'creeped out' by feet
Why do women do this?
Is it on purpose?
pic semi-related
>>25381032
Does she let you touch them a lot?
I've eventually told all my gfs about my foot lust and it always went good some more than others but still
>>25381251
>Does she let you touch them a lot?
Literally never, they're completely off limits.
I recognize that girl.
Do femanons want to be abused and degraded by /pol/?
Why did this tumblr artist make the ginger guys look more like niggers than the nigger?
Also
>white on black rape
literally doesn't happen
>>25380962
What's wrong with it? Triggered?
Pretty much all black Americans have some white in them. It literally happen(ed) all the time.
Nobody wants to be abused by a 450lb blob kyler
>be gril
>post on all-female message board for 6 years
>finally get sick and fucking tired of all their (and my, by extension) pathetic whining
This is what women talk about. I want a sex change. I don't want to be associated with these annoying fucking hags anymore.
Seems intriguing, where is this femanon?
>beep boop
Epitome of female culture
>>25381463
what forum and what's it about?
Is it meme magic you're looking for?
Then look no further my friend!!
No! I am the Greatest Meme Magician!
Our meme magic is unsurpassed!
>tfw no awkward, tall, shy bottom bf who isn't weirded out by my fetishes
>tfw that sounds like a perfect description of mepls post disposable email
>tfw no small, reserved, preferably asian girl to spend the rest of my life with
please god just let it end
>guaranteed replies
Original
Would you go fight ISIS with her?
I would rape that k*rt real nicely
What is it with arab girls and huge tits?
>>25380735
>she will never stroke your hair as you suck the milk out of her tits
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEE
I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES
We're sorry, the number you have dialed is unavailable. Please hang up and try again.
Press 1 for English
>>25380713
Adele's attempt at showing how she's a robot. It's just sad what normies will do to say look I'm lonely and sad.
Do ALL women want Chad, even if he's her own son?
No. Chads an asshole who just wants to get his peeny wet.
I don't know about mine, but YOUR mom definitely enjoyed my cock, OP
>>25380731
oh nnooo!
>being so genetically inferior you have to inject Test and HGH to compensate
>compensating
Actually, this is a very common misconception. Steroids won't make you taller or give you a strong jawline. They are only good for attaining a stronger, leaner body. Whatever your genetic limit is, the roids will allow you to reach it more quickly. Your genetics are set in stone. You can't surpass them. That's why the idea of steroids as "cheating" is stupid.I know this is bait. I only answered for the sake of any gym neophytes who may be browsing.
>>25381555
>tfw fucked up facial features/genetics and no amount of testosterone will save you
>>25381638
slim down and start trappingthen become my gf
It is official I now have a gf. I had sex with her last night and this morning after I was done eating out her pussy I realized I am now a normie so I cannot post here anymore.
I want to thank you all for being like a family to me the past few years. I hope you all will get to have a gf one day because it is the best feeling in the world.
>>25380699
LoL take a load of this guy
The ride never ends fagget, didn't you read the fine print
you'll be back in a few months once she destroys your heart like they all do
>>25380699
>>25380970
On a different note how many Dicks before yours OP
