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Post ITT if you still haven't lost your virginity by the end of 2015
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It is undefined yet.
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I jerked a guy off and he jerked me off.
So it was pretty gay.
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>>25381600
24 year old, on the way to wizardry reporting in
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Actually finally lost it this year
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>>25381617
No one ever made it this far. Do you have to go now, or do you get to say?
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>mfw had at least 4 chances this year
>mfw don't care
>mfw not a cuck
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>>25381610
>>25381611
>>25381612
>>25381617
>>25381622

25 year old KHV. There's no point in doing anything. Fuck new years resolutions. Fuck everything. I hope a lot of people get fucking killed tonight.
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>mfw actually lost my v with a virgin girl this year.
She was ugly and bad so i didnt cum. shit experience
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>>25381600
ok everythingless virgin reporting in
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>>25381649
You have to make sure they die.
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>>25381600
6 years to wizardry here.
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This is actually a serious question as a 22 yr old virgin. Are people on this board that say "I'm still a virgin this sucks i'm going to kill myself before i turn 30 now" actually real? or is this a meme? Maybe its just that i don't care too much about women anymore but i find it hard to believe that, assuming teens don't post that, a mid 20yr old someone would actually care that much about it that he would kill himself?
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21 year old Wizard in training here, I'll die before I lose my virginity.
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20yo kissles , never had a real gf, i've approched a girl today for maybe the first time, saying to her what i felt for her, but she has a boyfriend.. i'm diyng inside, i feel so fucking lonely and sad, all my friends had a gf, someone also much more than 1... and i'm not able to even get 1 gf... fuck this shit
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>>25381600
Reporting in. 21 years going strong.
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>>25381744
Same and this feels fucking terrible.
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I got jerked so that's nice
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>>25381649
It's okay anon, just live your life like usual and everything will be fine, pick up a few hobbies to get your mind off getting grills >>25381612 here
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>>25381600
but 2015 hasn't ended yet
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25 will be 26 in march, still retain all of my mana, well on the path to wizardhood.
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I am 33 year old friendless kissless virgin, I spend all years alone. You guys think it will get better but it won't. You were chosen for this.
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>>25381600
Cherry still unpopped
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>>25381637
>not a cuck

That's code for "I only want a virgin girl and because of that I will die a virgin" right?
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25, probably gonna be a wizard. I don't care much, it's not important to me.
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Still virgin

Still in hell
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>>25381820
Don't be so sure. Fallen wizard here. Lost my wizard powers at 32.
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>>25381723
It's not the sex I care about I just don't want the be alone
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>>25381847
I think it's because you had friends buddy.
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does blowjobs count as cherry popped or am i still a wizard
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20 kv until this year. I gave in and called a hooker. It was great and all but its shallow and empty if no love is envolved
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>>25381723
Loneliness compounded with nihilism compounded with the cultural expectation that people in their 20's should be having lots of sex.
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>>25381848
me too man, me too i don't really care about sex
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>>25381820
>You were chosen for this.
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>>25381848
shit anon
i wish you'd get laid it will definitely give me hope that all is not lost for me
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I slept with a girl.

We didn't have sex.
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>>25381872
It was with a prostitute.
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>all these people worrying about their virginity
Excuse me, I'm not even getting enough body contact of any kind. Quit being so picky, shitlords, and check your goddamn privilege.
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23 here. I remember being 18 and tell myself I was gonna lose it then. How naive was I.
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>>25381823
Not a virgin girl, I know that is unattainable and people are fucking young these days but a girl who's pussy hasn't resembled a weiner jar at one point...is that too much to ask?

I've my sights on a girl though, she's JUST LIKE ME and isn't a dirt ball.
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Reporting

KV, 25 year of age, never had a chance even though I've asked girls out and I have a good number of good friends and acquaintances

J U S T
U
S
T
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>>25381612
Same here, anon.
2016 is going to be another lonely year.
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>>25382065
You should not take female anatomy lessons from /r9k/ autists who have never seen a vagina.
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>>25381848

Get a dog or something you fucking cucksmoker
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>>25381600
23 yo male
Didn't lose it. Fondled some breasts and had my first kiss.
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I lost it, sorry guys I let everyone down
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I was not rejected once in 2015.

I didn't ask any girls out in 2015.
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>>25381600
18 KHV virgin.This has to be the year.
I will cut completely the furry shit and attempting a 1-month long nofap.
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KHV, reporting for duty.
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friendless 21 yr kv reporting in.
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>>25381667
Feel ya bro. Actually did this last night.
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>>25381600
>tfw not even a kiss
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I had my dick in two women so far, but never came. Considering myself pretty much a virgin,expecially since I'm not good with women anyway.
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>>25382218
Shame on you
Was it worth it?
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Lost it last night to a qt3.14. Sorry.
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30 years and counting
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20 years old, I'm young, there is still hope r-right?
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>>25382854
Yes. You'd be mostly doomed by 25.
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2015 was the most hopeless year yet for me. I honestly can't even remember the last time I held a conversation with a girl my age.
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>>25381612
Almost 27 year old virgin here.

Embrace your situation, accept your destiny and become what you were supposed to be.
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>23 hkv
>for whatever reason multiple skanks actually tried to talk to me this year
>probably because I was forced out of my house more frequently
>too bitter to be attracted to women anymore
>be dismissive and ignore all of them
Feels good as fuck.
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>>25381600
>implying that I will lose it in the next coming years

kek
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Hey man there's still a few hours left
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>>25381600
Never held hands.
Never kissed.
Never fucked.
Never cuddled.
Never hugged.
Never flirted.
Never dated.
Never been shown interest in.

At least I've got my mind to escape in.
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cumming in a girls belly does count?
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>>25381612
same here I had my change to lose it to a hot Stacy but I rejected her because I rather not be enslave to the priceless vagina. If she gets pregnant I would be wasting a lot of money on a baby or my reputation would be ruin if I break up with her because they will spread rumors about you after you break things off. women don't like being rejected and they will make it seem like they are the doing the rejecting. they will say shit like "his penis was small anyways" or "he cheated on me" when it never happen.
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>>25381730
you dont lose it after your death either
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>>25381823
you have it problem with that? you have your standards I have mine and I refuse to date cock carousel riding sluts.
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20 year old kv

2016 will be the year, r-right bros?
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I was on concert and I talked to two girls for over a 2 hours. Longest I've ever talked to opposite gender
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DA ENDS JUSTIFY DA MEANS!
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I am 32 years old senpai. :)
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23 here, still haven't even kissed a girl.
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>>25383766
You're right senpai
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Gotten handjobs, gotten a couple blowjobs, and a couple other things but still no sex. And my chances of losing it are slim to none now.
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Calling in
Oh well
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>>25383833
What means did you sink to?
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KHV Ready for another year
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>>25384453
Same here anon, I tell myself things will be different but they won't.
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>22 YO KHV
>graduating college this year
>hopefully I can get a decent job and a house and pull in a qt
at this point my standards are basically semi-attractive face and has not had casual sex outside of committed relationships
I don't want to try to establish a long term relationship and have her cheat on me, no sir
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Stop caring about being a KHV and start following the KJV (that's Kings James Version. as in, The Bible, niggas)
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