>be born
>dick slides against momma's vagina
>doctor picks me up
>poke him in the eye with my erection
REAL BABY HOURS WHO UP?
GOO GOO GA GA
EATIN MUSHY PEAS
SHITTIN IN DIAPERS
>>27510983
BABA BOO BOO
I IZ UP AND SPITTING UP IN MOMMY'S MOUTH DESU BABYPAI
>>27510983
>baby
>erection
this is next level
>>27511051
>not being a born boner baby
>doing computer programming class for uni
>have to do some simple programs each fortnight
>this week is roman numerals
>get it like semi functioning after like four hours
>having literally the worst headache i've had ever
this is where i drop out, right?
it's like the second program we have to write and i'm already at the point of mental incapacity
i don't think i could continue if it's...
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i mean im not you and i dont know how hard youre struggling, but usually in those degrees most of the hard programming classes come early on to weed out the scrubs and its mostly math and theory after that, which is still hard but 100% less time consuming
>>27510918
does that mean i'm a scrub?
>>27510999
If you don't stick with it then yes. If you power through then no.
Why doesn't society raise boys and girls the same way?
It'd make everything so much better for everyone.
>>27510834
Do you find men attractive? If not then theres the reason
because girls don't want to be given the responsibilities of men
>>27510834
1) human males and human females, taken as two demographic groups, are immutably different from each other. This is just a precise statement of the simpler "men and women are different."
2) as feminism has ably demonstrated, trying to a-sex, de-sex the world, just makes everyone even more miserable in the long run.
TFW you lose your virginity to a retarded girl
>>27510826
Greentext what it was like
>>27510833
Bump OP greentext
>>27510833
Greentext is required
> Subscribes to a youtube channel with more than 5k subs
>>27510753
>she doesn't consistently look up rule 34
>>27510753
>She starts giving you the silent treatment
Also, here's a underrated jewtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/elliottwaveintl
>>27510753
>She doesn't believe in God
My ex just got fucked by her new boyfriend and she messaged me saying that I could fuck her if I don't mind sloppy seconds. Also wants me to go down on her.
Would r9k do it? I'm a virgin.
>>27510322
Take a long sword with you and cut her roast then fuck her.
>Ex
>But never had sex with her
Also that's one nasty pussy, Senpai
sure bruh, just make sure to strangle the shit out of her.
I've just finished reading "Hitler's Vienna: A Dictator's Apprenticeship" by Brigitte Hamann, about the life of young Adolf before and during his time in Vienna.
I will post quotations in this thread.
Please bump if this interests you.
>>27510229
Bump
Bumpy dumpy my overlord
On Adolf's reaction to his mother's death
>"On December 24 the family called on Dr. Bloch to express their gratitude. He remembers, "In the practice of my profession it is natural that I should have witnessed many scenes such as this one [the family grieving their deceased mother], yet none of them left me with quite the same impression. In all my career I have never seen anyone so prostrate with grief as Adolf Hitler."
p.35
>>27510302
Is there anything about Jewish chick he liked or about his art career
Prove to me god exists. Provide evidence for creationism, disprove evolution, etc...
Just google Aquinas' truths about God. No robot here can say anything more than he did already.
Even then, however, I believe he does not participate whatsoever in human/earthly life. He created us and everything around, He is the first mover, but then at some point He also left us with free will and freedom to do anything we wish.
As an atheist, I believe the evidences for evolution are insufficient for scientific acceptance.
>>27510353
>there must be a cause of everything, this must be god
leap. of. faith.
>downtime before one of my college classes begins
>we are just waiting on the professor
>the people at the table next to mine are talking about Impractical Jokers
>it's my favorite hidden camera show
>now's the time for me to get my foot in the door and make friends
>I actually have thoughts on this topic
>I say something to them about the show
>they ignore me and keep talking like I never said anything
>remember why I keep quiet and never speak to anyone unless forced to
>>27510119
u must be ugly n creepy m8
remember it's all women's fault!!
>>27510119
You're supposed to get the foot in the door during events that call for social interaction, senpai.
Join the Urban Gaming Club or another club, this is how you meet friends.
>>27510119
That must feel brutal
Robot approved operating systems.
Windows because robots need their vidya escapism to get through life
Buns labs is tight, but I'm a Linux noob, so I use Debian + KDE
Anything Debian is robot
>Arch
>Debian
>Android
>Windows 8.1
That's it.
A girl asked me out to see a movie tonight. What do. I'm scared.
>>27509996
Go for it, she's probably into you. Don't be scared you idiot.
>>27509996
don't go - movies are over priced
movies are the worst kind of date anon, I hope you didn't suggest it
Can we get some sad stories in here? They always seem cleansing for the soul to me.
This one of the best I've ever read:
http://imgur.com/gallery/jNOru
>>27509989
Do you REALLY expect me to READ all that SHIT!?
>>27509989
Just tell me, do they suck eachothers dicks? if not, I'm not interested.
also
>linking imgur, the most reddit of image hosters
>>27510061
It's hosted on there, and the images are too big to upload here, or I would have done it.
>>27510048
It's seriously worth the time. Trust me.
Who here is also a nigger?
>>27509967
me, it's awful
>>27509967
No self-respecting black man would call himself a nigger. Get out of here.
>>27510563
Why not? I think its funny.
>it's another wahh my life sucks i'm so depressed robots thread
>it's another camwhore thread
>it's another complain about /pol/ thread
>it's another racebait cuckold thread
>it's another socialist/communist thread
>it's another trap thread
>it's another fell for the meme thread
>it's...
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>>27509869
>it's another one of those threads thread
...isn't that what /r9k/ is all about?
>>27509895
It's actually about original content
Vent-thread
Vent your problems and whatnot
Let's all cheer eachother up
Whenever my mom gets sick, she gets really sick. She has a weak immune system or whatever
each time she gets sick like this, I get so fucking angry walking around her, I almost cry.
I want to fucking punch her, beat the shit out of her.
it just reminds me of how abusive she was towards me as a child during these periods, with partial neglect and yelling abuse.
her worst sides are always amplified when she is sick
so whenever she is sick, I feel scared
I'm...
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>>27509861
>how abusive she was towards me as a child during these periods, with partial neglect and yelling abuse
Boohoo mommy won't buy me tendies ! Cry harder, BITCH
>>27509997
Definitely the problem
I was of the impression that all the woman hate was just memes. Like I legitimately thought nobody meant any of it and everyone was just parroting to force the meme.
But I recently had an eye opener when my mother used the "holes argument" the other day
>"stop slouching, you won't get a gf like that"
>"talk more, girls don't like quiet guys"
Ect ect
I guess also the fact that she divorced my dad (BBC) once they stopped being intimate in their 30s (the...
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