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>begin talking to a girl
>really cute and funny
>obviously start developing a crush on her
>tells me I'm wonderful and shit, always complimenting me
>tells me she has a huge crush on me
>last night she told me "I really like you. and I like liking you."
>couldn't stop smiling for hours after reading that
>this morning, I send her a message just saying "Hey, good morning :)"
>responds with "hey :("
>ask her what's up
>tells me she hooked up with a guy last night and is going to start seeing him
I'm sure I'll get over it eventually but right now I just want to fucking die.
shoulda made your move, broskie
and now she's messaging me about what an amazing person I am and how I "deserve to be happy".
Why do girls always fucking pull that shit on you after they've fucked your shit up?
>>27582014
I was literally going to do it this morning.
>not voting bernie
The only people not voting bernie are scared of le bignose boogeyman or selfish cunts sitting on six figures +
Agreed. When we were visiting my wife's son's father in prison, he told me to not vote Sanders because he's a jew. I calmly answered "so what?"
>>27581763
>Voting for a man who refused to put an American flag in his office during the cold war and had a USSR flag hanging instead.
>Voting for a man who honeymooned in the USSR.
>Voting for a man who has a picture of the most famous American communist in his office.(Notice I said communist not socialist.)
I'll probably vote for him because
>Clinton is a crazy woman who says sensationalist things to appeal to women
>Trump is an idiot who says sensationalist things to try to get into office
>Cruz is legitimately crazy
sanders is the only one who isn't completely two-faced or crazy this election
I mean, his economic and tax related policies are decent even if they create the race to the bottom, but that's a whole different issue about whether or not the US should play the game or just try to punish companies who game the system
Alright /r9k/ I am getting a new car, what should I get? I want a car that will make girls want to be with me, please keep it under 40K
>>27581709
Can you drive stick?
get one of the new ford f150s, they actually look pretty sick. just don't go crew cab, crew cab trucks look like shit
>>27581718
No, auto only, im thinking about the new camaro
>>27581737
I want a car to get me girls, a truck wont do this
Why are traps so arousing?
I'm straight btw.
If you like traps like pic related youre 100% homo. Lol fag
>>27581633
100% homo here then.
Those little cocks are just so cute
Why did the world go to shit?
Kids these days huh
>wah wah why does need for more expense increase through capitalism like it's supposed to
>>27581461
>>27581431
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHTTHE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT
is it gay to suck on a big clitoris? would you suck on a big clit?
>>27581332
A clit is an underdeveloped dick.
No matter its size, if your mouth makes contact with it, you are gay.
Male circumcision is the surgical removal of the foreskin from the human penis.[1][2][3] In the most common procedure, the foreskin is opened and then separated from the glans after inspection. The circumcision device (if used) is placed, and then the foreskin is removed. Topical or locally injected anesthesia is occasionally used to reduce pain and physiologic stress.[4] For adults and children, general anesthesia is an option, and the procedure may be performed without a specialized circumcision device. The procedure is most often an elective surgery performed on babies and children for religious and cultural reasons.[5] In other cases it may be done as a treatment for a condition or for preventative reasons. Medically, it is a treatment option for problematic cases of phimosis, balanoposthitis that does not resolve with other treatments, and chronic urinary tract infections (UTIs).[1][6] It is contraindicated in cases of certain genital structure abnormalities or poor general health.[2][6]
whats the use in labeling
People you hate:
>people who audibly go "MMMMM" and nod their head while they're eating food
>people who openly criticize food while you're eating it basically calling it shit because it's not healthy, BECAUES LOOK AT HOW HEALTH MINDFUL I AM AND LOOK HOW UNHEALTHY YOU ARE YOU FUCKING FAT RETARDED SLOB
>people who yawn unnecessarily loud
>people who sneeze unnecessarily loud
>people who always have a cough
>people who always have a sniffle
>people who blow their nose where others can hear them, no I don't want to hear your fucking snot getting shot into a tissue you fucking idiot
>people who don't cover their mouth when they yawn
>people who sneeze "cutely" (~~~aaaachew ~~~ :3 OMG andrea your sneezes are sooo cute :333)
>people who rub their nose in public
>people who talk loudly in other languages (Chinese people)
>people who listen to their phone on speaker
>people who talk loudly
>people who whistle so that you can hear how good they are and also hear what songs they like
>people who hum music so that you can hear how good they are and also what songs they like
>people who "get into" their music in public by bobbing their heads
>>27581155
>People who don't like the things I like
Should all be lined up against the wall
>>27581155
>>people who rub their nose in public
Explain this one though?
>people who suck your dick
I like dealing with people who don't think I'm cooler than them, cause I can't help but be a douche to dick suckers.
>have calculus exam in an hour and a half
>literally trying to cram this bullshit into my head
>nothing makes sense because i'm too stupid
>i'm probably going to fail this curse
what the fuck how do people even understand calculus. anyone who tries to explain it sounds like they're saying a fucking riddle
>>27580997
>curse
FUCK I MEAN COURSE.
>>27580997
that's because most math classes are taught as "knowing this will help you pass the test and possibly in your career field" and not "understanding this and how and why it is/works will broaden your knowledge of math"
>>27580997
What's up with that sheet? Im an enginigger so i understand calculus but i cant make out what that sheet is supposed to be
A list of problems to solve or what?
Day 2 of no contact with oneitis
Oneitis asked why I left the skype call
Must not reply
>>27580952
why are you ignoring her?
>>27581307
No point in being someone's emotional tampon when you don't benefit from it is my best guess?
>>27580952
You're on the path of not having a oneitis. Keep it up!
>that kid who celebrated his 18th birthday with stripers and faped in front of hundred of poeple
>fist covering entire dick
hope for his sake he isn't hard
>>27580680
Is this one of those porn shoots where they pay people to stand by and watch and pretend it's a real scenario? Or is this in Russia or something? No way some dude would whip out his flaccid dick for just a striptease with cameras around
>>27580760
You'd be surprised. Some people are genuinely stupid
Any real robots here care to give some input? I've gone through my life with a more or less 'chad' persona. I'm very socially inclined, I find it easy to talk to women and sleep with them. I have tons of friends.
Over the last year, I met a girl who I (think) I fell in love with, and married her. Things are going well until she points out how cold and emotionally unavailable I am. I sort of always knew this, but hadn't really confronted the idea. Now I'm sitting here thinking. I lost my mother at a very young age and my father was never there. I was raised by my mother's parents who seemed to be just tired of raising kids at their age, and never really showed my brother and I any genuine affection. Did I not develop the ability to love anyone?
I don't know what I'm really asking by all this, but does anyone else feel the same way?
Acknowledgement is half the battle, I never fight the other half though.
I can't say I feel the same, but it sounds like quite the conundrum. ALL you can do here is try to be more available for her, but I wouldn't go beating yourself up about things you can't change.
Maybe you guys don't have much in common, you sound like a pretty big shithead desu. Dump her, read some books, get a smarter more interesting GF.
>>27580616
>Marrying a woman after only a year
You're fucking dumb.
Have you ever been bullied by a girl?
>>27580576
Yes I was bullied almost exlusively by women in all of grade school and middle school. It was humiliating.
>>27580576
I wish
girls were all very nice to me and that made me sad because I wanted to be bullied by girls
>>27580576
I girl was really mean to me when I was in third grade, which was a shame because she was really cute but all her friends were cunts.
Who /Vaginismus/ here?
My vagina is completely sealed, and a beautiful innie. No man can rape me and would break his own penis if he tried. I will always be a virgin.
Only roasties get raped and used.
>>27580466
You forgot about buttrape, dummy
You gon' get cornholed
>>27580466
What? Can vaginas really get sealed?
>>27580466
it's terrible that you would degrade someones genitals like that. one of the most distastful copypastas i have ever witnessed. only newfags say it.
>"Being happy is a choice."
It is though.
You just choose to wallow around in self pity rather than taking steps towards happiness.
>>27580511
This desu.
Depressed fuck here.
>>27580511
>just be happy :^)))))))))))))))))))))
literally fuck off
> the one who says they're a loner on normiebook book but literally have shitloads of friends
> the one who has one bad thing happen to them and they act like they're irreversibly damaged
> the one who uses emojis
> the one wannabe hippie always talking about vibes and auras
> the normie gamer
> the vegan girl
>That guy who claims to be a robot but has/has had a girlfriend and has multiple friends
>>27580405
I did that for a while. Sorry.
>that one guy who expects praise for every minor deed they've done
>that one guy who will lie and say he's done x or y if the person who actually did it doesn't want public recognition
