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I'm going on my first date tomorrow! We've texted for 2 days now and I'm certain she likes me. How do I not fuck this up?
>>27569478
Aren't you worried about yoru dick size anon?
>>27569478
be well groomed and clean
be easy going and confident.
dont be nervous
compliment her
dont reveal power level
gently brush her with your 10" inch cock when opening the door on your Ferrari.
>>27569498
I'm not showing my dick on my first date, that's degenerate.
Why can't you idiots put your carts back the way you found them? Pieces of shit go to a store and just leave your shopping carts everywhere like savages, because you cant be bothered to take two seconds of your fucking lives to put the shopping cart back in its rack. I'm already miserable waking up in the morning just because i woke up, can't even find a bit of peace as a wage slave because of you cunts. I would tell you to kill yourself but some other idiot spook will take your place. Eat shit.
Lol stupid wagecuck back to work mr sheckelstien needs a new boat!
>mfw I went grocery shopping today
>mfw I left the cart in the middle of the parking lot
>>27569267
>tfw i always make sure to put my cart back
>tfw i always put another one in the rack just to help
shower thread
A little before noon today as I was getting ready for work
around June 2011. I stopped after I dropped out of high school, I only leave my room to use the bathroom next to me.
>>27569189
um , yesterday or the day before
so im good
>"You have to love yourself before anyone can love you, Anon."
>always try to be nice to everyone
>always try to be the best person that I can possibly be
>always super friendly
>hate myself so women never want to do anything with me
>Chad loves himself
>bullies nerds and losers all the time
>women love him because he loves himself
>>27569131
Also check that Dawn Mcgee get
Again, the reverse is true. You can't love anyone unless you were loved. See: mirror neurons.
>>27569153
Seriously
Some people are just fucked due to circumstances it seems.
I feel like that's me. I have family who loves me but no one has ever loved me in a romantic sense, so I don't know how to love anyone.
>20 years old
>was spending time at dad's the other day
>he gets a call and learns my sister-in-law and her kids from Waco are gonna be in town a day early (brother has to work or something)
>he wants to go see them
>I don't want to go
>tells me he can drop me off at mom's house
>2 hours later we leave to go
>while driving there he says she might leave the park where they're at at any point because sister-in-law is tired after driving for 16 hours straight
>wants to just drop by real quick to see them in case she wants to leave soon, then he can drop me off and come back if they're still there
>get to park
>wants me to get out of car and say hi
>"your nephews never get to see you. this would be great for them"
>I say "I mean, if I had known getting a ride would mean I'd have to come to the park and get out of the car to talk to them I would have just taken the bus"
>he looks at me and says "ok stay in the car then"
>8 years ago when I was 12 he would have chewed me out and said how unacceptable that was to not spend time with family, especially at my age
>and I probably would have gone with him, as I did in similar situations at that age
>now I'm more scared than ever and refused to go
>and he almost didn't seem phased and let me off the hook
I mean should I just end it robotpai?
>>27569125
your family sounds lowborn sounds its not really a big deal
It's not that bad, to be honest.
maybe that's a sign that you should then?
it seems like you basically expect your family to beg you
to do things when in retrospect you're a grown adult and they realize they can't force you to do anything.
you know what a big problem with them is? they don't know what it's like to be sexually frustrated. in their little world everyone gets laid (because it's so easy for them to have sex) they believe it's the case with everyone. just as the rich believe it's easy to accrue money and live a healthy productive lifestyle. 'if i can so can anyone it's easy!'.
this is also why females look down on males that aren't able to have sex - 'what a fucking weirdo' - or the rich look down on the poor - 'what a loser'.
you can read so many accounts about girls having sex constantly and then you can read numerous accounts of men having no sex aka literal wizards.
any fembots care to prove me wrong? go right ahead. but from my experience any female on this board have had multiple sexual encounters and if given the medium will go into detail about having sex with multiple men. the last one i talked to acted like she was a robot but hten when sex was mentioned i found out she had over 5 partners. this same girl you share the board with had OVER 5 sexual partners and possibly 20 instances of sex.
>>27569004
you just now had this realization?
>>27569004
Everybody knows this, Kenneth.
>>27569232
okay tina isn't time for you to go suck chad then come back and complain to us about how lonely you are?
>Mom found the poop envelope
>>27568748
>dog found the spank blanket
>my accountant found my pube bucket
>mummy found the tendie onahole
So, bots. Even if a girl liked you or was vaguely interested in you, could you even be nice, interesting, and charming enough to get her, to go on dates and not be autistic, and maybe make her your qtgf? Are you too far gone?
Hell no. I'm a mess. I've never even thought this far ahead.
No I'm to far gone, I would just sit there and not know what to talk about and there would just be awkward silence with me giving short simple responses
>>27568747
I know that "girl" in your pic.
>tfw 4chan turned me into a tranny connoisseur
>tfw I fear I'm becoming a tranny myself.
Today I woke up at noon instead of 2PM. I am making small steps to turning my life around.
What are you doing to fix you, /r9k/?
>not browsing the internet as much
>taking supplements
>cold showers and nofap (inb4 meme tier, fuck it they're helping me wake up easier)
>going outside more
>drinking hot drinks instead of alcohol to calm my nerves
I cleaned 1 window for the first time in my life.
I'm 22.
honestly i wanna die already original
I want a boyfriend so badly, and feel like killing myself a lot. It hurts so much.
I'll be your practice bf
>>27568646
Do you live close to me? I need a physical relationship.
If you pass I'll fuck you once and leave you crying.
1.8.8 / 1.8.9 work.
Read this.
http://pastebin.com/w91Ym25b
Join here: 67.202.109.35:26361
As of the new map, Towny & the economy plugin are no longer enabled. You will be responsible for your own protection after the 2 day grace period we're having, which is no griefing until Sunday. After Sunday rolls around CDT the pastebin rules covering griefing will be in effect.
bump for the bump god, blocks for the block throne
newshits pls go
new rule: ban underages?
yes oryes
What's it like having boobies? Do you play with them? Are they ever uncomfortable?
>>27568564
Playing with them during masturbation is a must, but otherwise nope. They're mostly just there and stay out of the way.
>real girl will read this thread
>they will be wearing panties
>there is literally an object that exists right now that is perfectly formed to the warm pussy and ass of a girl who is reading the same thread as you, occupying the same mental space as you
>there is an object that is wedged ever so slightly into the folds of her vagina, that gets to experience every jiggle and pinch and squeeze of her ass fat as it moves around during the day
>tfw you are not that object
>>27568615
Don't worry about it man someday you will get a gf and can live out all your fantasies to your heart's content. I truly believe that there is someone out there for everyone.
How does a beta male with nothing going for them get a girlfriend that is this thick?
Why does a beta male with nothing going on for him deserve a girlfriend that high status?
>>27568494
Otoni?
She's dating/dated a fat ugly ginger.
>>27568494
Chad up bitch.
>You had a 50% chance of being born a girl, never having to work a day in your life, and having thousands of beta orbiters buy you gifts from your amazon wishlist and sending you money just for the privilege of watching webcam footage of you indulging in all the sex you'd get because you agree to let some of the men begging you for it fuck you while you just lie there and feel good
>tfw you lost the genetic coin flip and were born male instead
You're am ugly male. You would be an ugly female that couldn't gather a following on chaturbate.
>>27568605
Even obese ham planets get all that stuff thrown at them.
You could just not be a total bitch and easily get a bf
>I hate being male because I have to work and have responsibilities
You are everything wrong with this generation.
Do you ever just look at what you post and feel as disgusted with you as everyone else does?
Who here /givingup/?
I tried doing so many things recently and after seeing what others are capable of in terms of what I want to get good at (drawing, animating and creative writing) I'm convinced that I can't do shit.
>>27568242
Me. I finally gave up last month. Just waiting for Canada's assisted-suicide legislation to come into effect and I'm out of here.
You given up then? What's your plan?
give up already, its liberating
>>27568285
I really don't know what to do anymore.
Right now I'm thinking and feeling nothing.
After some sleep I'll probably think of a plan to either become a wagecuck and salvage what little use I have for society and for the people around me, or I'll come up with a plan to kill myself.
