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Why do women do this?
>I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS ~~~
>better post a stupid tale on fb so all the men know xd
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>>27557119
Well at least its blatantly antifeminist unless poe's law. But still its cringe worthy and try hard.
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>>27557119
Women are retarted more at 110
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>>27557119
Fuck of it was clearly made by you OP so we can have pointless discussion .

This board is about TFW feelings

I'm back again, and I've already shit myself once today
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>>27556147
Why do you shit your pant ,do you have any problem or it is your kink.
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ye have ibs. stop eating/drinking dairy and you will stop shitting yeself.
www.nuxed.com - click the pictures
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>>27556196
No problems, I just do it for fun, and I like how it feels between my asscheeks.

Hey /r9k/, does liking trans women mean you're gay? Like, they're just like women except they have dicks.
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I met a trap on omegle that made me question myself because he looked like a girl

I think the consensus is yeah tho
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>>27556145
Being gay feels good bro
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>>27556145
what do you think senpai-sama

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only people with chad names are allowed to post in this topic
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>>27556030
>Kurt Floyd
Checks out.
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Worship my cock betas
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Fuck you, dweeb

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ask someone with a large dick anything.
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ask someone with a small dick anything.
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Penis pump + semi = hehe big beenus XDDDD
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>>27555923
How does it feel that you'll never hit a woman's cervix ? Making her spasm out with pain.

We will ship you anything your heart desires, as long as fits in a single 2-cubic foot box.

What do you want?
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>>27555902
For reference, a 2 foot box
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>>27555902
surprised there aren't robots asking for toddlers to be sent to them since they are all pedophiles
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>>27555902
A super elastic gf of course!

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What are you doing today R9k?

I'll be sitting in a courtroom, listening to a jury trial all day. Then I will write a story recapping it for my paper.

It's a pretty interesting case, two cops got taken hostage and almost executed but they overtook the suspect.

So, what are we doing today faggos?

Also, when did you last wear a tie?
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>>27555884
>overtook the suspect
What was it a race or something?
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Cool, man.

I last wore a tie to my cousins wedding. It was actually a bow tie, because all the men wore tuxedos. I felt a little bit like James Bond.
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>>27555904
an interesting case? more like interesting race!! HAHA

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Guess your name, first or last, correctly in this thread and you will receive 1 (ONE) free gf

>tfw robert or Danton
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>tfw Alberto Barbosa
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Mark or Phillip
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michael burton pls

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Who else likes their women like their coffee?
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>>27555696
Ground up and in my cellar? Me.
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Me

I hate coffee
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>>27555696
you mean on ice?

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>yfw your mom calls you a bitter weak man who cant get ass because you complain when women ask you for money

My mom basically told me all women are gomd diggers and that its a GOOD thing.

Am I wrong for feeling icky when a girl asks for 50 bucks after I go down on her?
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>>27555682

You are not supposed to go down in prostitutes
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>>27555682
You are fucking prostitutes nigger what do you expect
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>>27555682
some women are gold diggers because they are smart and want a good provider.

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>tfw 20
>can't drive

I think i'm retarded. I'm scared to drive and die in a accident.
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>>27555646
Who is this splooge scrouge and/or Spunk punk?
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>>27555646
same here.
i have a driver's license but im to scared now to drive. i had 2 car crash (co-driver) and now i dont want to drive anymore.
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>>27555673
I wish I knew anon friend

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iTT: If you roll a Chad or Stacy name then you have to leave /r9k/ for a week
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Give me the most Alpha name ever
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>>27555932
lmao
hi, my name is chad
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Oight

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Why can't I find a guy? Rate me and I'll do the same for u!
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This ain't /soc bitch
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Because you're the guy.
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>>27555388
not many men like trannys

So my mother is crying and in bad mood because of me again. I want to kill myself so this won't happen anymore but that will just make things worse.
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>>27555077
What happened anon-kun?
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>>27555077
You won't be around to see it, so what the fuck do you care? Just kill yourself already you selfish cunt.
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>>27555077
how did you make her cry?

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Alright, which one of you guys did this?

I often feel bad for being a robot, but who honestly spends all day making these cuck memes?
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>>27555071

Gee I wonder. This boards filters are fucking annoying.
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It is me. Typical every day ordinary 4chan poster
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It was me.
What are you gonna do about it?

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