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IT IS TIME TO BE REBORN
GIVE US OUR NEW NAMES OUR CHINK OVERLORD
THE LEGIONS OF NEET ARE YOURS TO COMMAND
>>27552149
Getting my new name.
BLESS ME HIROSHIMA
>>27552171
>>27552174
WELCOME BROTHERS, FIRST COMES PURITY, THAN COMES POWER
What the fuck has Hiro done to the layout of the site
Is anyone else seeing this shit?
>>27552091
And why the fuck aren't we anonymous anymore.
Punk'd
>>27552091
I DON'T LIKE CHANGE
WHAT THE FUCK SENPAI
this random name generator is interesting. post then research the name you get.
>>27552061
holy shit, Jonathon Munoz is a true cyborg. he made it as an athlete despite being beaten by his alcoholic bitch mother. neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCkbZXwqRAc
Gimme a cute girl name!
Please fuck me in my boipussy.
>tfw you love but hate your boyfriend
>>27552018
jesus fucking satan, i hate this layout it hurts my eyes.
I hate posting like thiskys bitch
>>27552434
what kind of last name is Beard?
>>27552497
don't know famelia, this shit is ridiculous.
HEY LOOK I'M A FEMALE GIVE ME ATTENTION HIHIHIHI I LOVE MY BF BUT I HATE MY BF HIHIHI I'M SO WEIRD, oh did i meantion i'm depressed?
haven't fucked in 2 weeks
how do people do it?
Wow, great april fools prank asian moot. 10/10
I like the names. It reminds me of 420chan.
>>27551922
is that why everything looks jewgle?
>>27551922
pretty fuckin neato desu lads
>refresh page
>dat new design
Is it supposed to look like Google+?
>>27551913
I FUCKING HATE IT WHAT IS THIS
>>27551913
It looks like fucking shit and I want the old one back already.
>april 1st
hmmmmmmmmm
>start adopting a conservative and right-wing outlook on the world
>life improves
>realize I have been lied to for all these years
Why the fuck haven't haven't you started being more conservative in your lifestyle.
For years, I've felt like the media and schooling system have been feeding me shit like "masculine guys are just a bunch of meatheads", "if you're depressed, society has to understand you", "women like effeminate nice guys", "you are entitled to everything, even if you don't do anything, because you are a beautiful special little snowflake"
I feel like I have been reclaiming my masculinity and regained my sense of responsibility for my life. And you can to.
Every time you make a post asserting that all of your problems are someone elses responsibility or bitching about not getting what you want instead of working for it, or mocking people for being successful, employed or virile, you are adopting the cowards philosophy.
The left is about celebrating mediocrity and chasing after some fantasy of equality. The right is about celebrating personal success and individualism.
Oh, it's another "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" thread.
Yes, I'm sure the Republican party has your best interest in mind, working class anon.
lmbo.
>>27551817
All the left wants to do is give us more money and keep us NEET
In a twisted way, they are making the classes more rigid.
The right is about empowering the individual and helping us move upwards
>>27551817
>lol I deserve handouts and support just for being born, im such a special snowflake rofl
>Rich girl life
Could there be an easier life than this?
Rich white girls are at the top of the pyramid
>>27551310
yea
rich little girl life
Honestly? No. I knew a rich white girl whose parents financed her every whim. She was a true alcoholic and gave zero fucks about anyone or anything but herself. Good for her, I guess. I envy that level of freedom.
Why did she quit?
>>27551211
>Nude leaks and her family saw them.
>stalkers
>dissapointment that one one raped her like she wanted
>>27551242
Nude leaks? Please go on
>>27551242
n-nudes..?
The usual fitness thread: ask questions, report progress, discuss whatever.
If you're completely new to fitness, you belong here. If you ask anything for yourself, be sure to state your general goal with your questions, so that I might help you better.
>>27551084
how about fitness dick into your mouth, bitch nigger
>>27551094
>how about fitness dick into your mouth, bitch nigger
That was funny. I legit kekked a bit.
>>27551084
How long would it take on average to get into good cardio health with a daily regimen? I'm not overweight or unhealthy generally, except for my lack of movement for the last 5 years. This past week and a half or 2, I've been running for 20 some minutes every day at the beginning of the day and another 15-20 in the middle, as well as maybe another 20 at the end. I can run about a quarter mile without dying so far, which is already a bit better than it used to be.
>people from your old high school class who were completely useless are now school teachers
Well you know how the saying goes. Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
>completely useless
>school teachers
Sounds about right, glad I was home schooled.
Teachers are useless you can become one and still have gotten shit grades in school I'm becoming one.
>tfw you blank out on your crush's name when you're talking to him
How could this even happen?
>he doesn't respond to your messages
thank you officer bain
>>27550965
Women can't make real emotional connections to people, like humans can. It's like me trying to remember what brand my forks are.
why dont girls wipe fully when they use the bathroom?
everytime i've checked my gf's house hamper (house of 6 all wimmin) there's shit stains galore
what gives roasties?
Having "panty lines" be visible through your shorts is apparently bad, now. So girls wear thongs, you know, to not be slutty.
Thongs rub against your asshole all day and come out brown. Charming.
That's period blood. It turns brown.
>>27550693
Nuh huh. My sister's thongs are covered in doo doo stains.
I know this for absolute fact.
Off the back of yesterday's huge thread, we all agree it's much better for women if they leave /r9k/. So daily reminder that:
>This place destroys women's trust in men.
>This place is full of predatory men and it's easy to get sex out of low self-esteem females.
>This place has managed to turn dozens of otherwise normal, albeit low self-esteem girls into whores.
>This place encourages the worst kinds of behavior in women: Advertising their sexuality explicitly through camwhoring.
>From there it's a short distance to doing things like paid camming, sex for money and worse (porn for example).
>Many fembots are confirmed to have committed suicide, gone into prostitution, porn and so on.
Women must leave /r9k/. For their own sake. They are too gullible and naive, especially the younger ones.
Also women are fucking scum and we don't really want them here. Almost as bad as niggers
fk u no way
I agree with this. I started coming to 4chan when I was 12 and it fucked up my view of men and other women, which led me straight into being isolated by an abuser all through highschool and never forming rewarding relationships with other women.
So you're right.
I've come full circle now and mostly just come on here to pretend to be a male robot and create lifestyle memes that lead to robots acting/admitting to being more pathetic than they were before I made some weird shit seem okay by pretending to share my experience.
Also, my damage makes me a cyborg, so there is some relatable content here.
Basically, I'm too far gone, but most of you do need to fuck off, and I probably do too. But I can't.
>tfw just being black I'm associated with Tyrone
>people on 4chan hate me when I did nothing wrong
I don't even care anymore at this point. Come here blackbots, until the obligatory edgy nazi wannabes ruin the thread I guess.
>the obligatory edgy nazi wannabes
Reporting in. Howya doin' OP?
Have you considered starting a black nationalist movement in the US? Wouldn't having your own country be wiggity fly?
>>27550623
Nah
A weeb nationalist movement would be fun though
I like animu
Do you look like Tyrone at least? Or are you just ugly?
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