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>tfw no faggot spamming this fucking shit over and over again
>>27541115
Isn't Cebruz dead?
a-are you gonna post your dick?
>>27541143
No, we are sleeping in one bed together everyday
>If you're gonna stare, the least you can do is rub suntan lotion on me
What do you ACTUALLY do?
>>27541066
Tell her I was actually staring in disgust and leave. I take the lotion with me as well.
>>27541066
Sorry miss I'm just a latino boy with a small penis. I don't have a BBC able to penetrate that ass.
Call the Coast Guard and report the beached whale.
What are some activities you do for fun in real life (no internet, videogame, tv, computer stuff)
I get shitfaced drunk.
>>27540920
I go walking.
>>27540920
Longboarding
REE for as long as you can without taking a breath
post results
vocaroo ree's for bonus points
>>27540899
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smoker lungs
somehow this is too low in content i don't know why please fix this
>>27540899
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im asthmatic and smoke once in a while apparently i have only 2.18% content
3.99% content now.
i think the amount of rees has something to do with it so imma type a bunch of random characters. geriuonvidfjbneiunveiugtvntreijkkkkdrngxkjdnkjndbdngdrf
>>27540899
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rip lungs comment too low in content fuck what the hell fuck off nazi mods and hiroshima nagasaki rrEEeeE get off my 4chan you policing scum and fuck the r9k system anyways its shit asdf
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>be at university
>forced to interact with others
>have to put on extreme effort for it
>feel tired like I've run a fucking marathon
Why is social interaction so exhausting?
Yeah that's why I dropped out to become professional NEET.
I'll kill myself before 30 but at least I'm comfy.
Because you're a failed human
It requires a lot of brainpower if you over think it. The brain consumes a lot of NRG.
Please convince me that life is worth living.
>>27540571
It isn't. At the end of the day, it's meaningless. Buy into the tripe of making your own meaning, don't, it's all the same. Wether you're here or not, the Sun will still rise every morning.
>>27540571
Just think it
What proof do you have that it objectively isn't?
>>27540646
Because I'm sad or apathetic all the time.
Seems like misery is everywhere but all the people are just kidding themselves.
Why do I always cheat on my girlfriends?
My current one had a super high sex drive, but I still have to go out and fuck younger women.
Why do I do this? Fuck.
Pic unrelated.
All men would do it if they could. They're just beasts after all.
'Love' is a meme.
Being with a whale like that I don't blame you op
>>27540557
Fuck off you normie cunt. We can give you no advice here.
Why is it so difficult to get a job if you have no job experience and no connections?
>>27540219
>Get shitty job no one wants to work because they're desperate for man power
>Work hard there for a year or 2.
>Now you have references for better jobs
>Suddenly you have experience and a shining reccomendation.
I've been working a shitty job as hard as I could for 3 years buddy, shit pays off if you aren't a lazy troglodyte.
Because a great deal of the professional world operates on nepotism and not credentials or merit.
Because the vast majority of people in the work force will have been gathering connections through friends/family from a young age and will have done things such as work experience, volunteering and holding summer jobs throughout school to then go straight into work or further education after primary schooling, getting them even more connections.
It's kind of like how it's almost impossible to make friends as an adult without a preexisting friend group. Being social/successful is a gradual thing that starts when you're a child, and if you fuck it up then it's almost impossible now.
Le epic April Foolz day tomorrow.
Fucking normies.
>>27540205
April fools day isn't tomorrow.
>>27540205
Fuck, it's already april.
>>27540313
Fuck off ausfag.
>>27540348April Fools ;^)
>finally, finally get a gf
>she won't put out
END
MY
LIFE
She's not really your GF then. Just glorified friends
Explain the situation pls
Original meme 420
Fuck you, I wish I could find a girl who's waiting until marriage.
It's happening, boys! It's happening!
We're just a few hashtags away from getting the word "manlet" to go mainstream!
What a time to be alive!
The amount of likes DOUBLED within minutes!
Holy fucking shit! Manlets on perpetual suicide watch!
I HATE MANLETS
>>27539965
TAKE IT ALLLLL!!!
Hey bots
How much money do you have to your name?
Broke 10k in savings today, been on the wagecuck grind for 1.5 years now. Left college with nothing.
>>27539946
Wow I just broke 10k today too. Been on the grind for 7 months though, living at home.
>>27539998
Congratulations man
It's been in my sights for a while. Every 10k is a milestone
Bamp
originalbamp
Why do you people consider it "edgy" and fake to make depression part of your personality?
shut up faggot
>original comment
Nobody thinks that you stupid faker
because most people who claim to be "depressed" are actually tumblrtards who re a little sad about getting dumped or something and then act depressed for attention.
![The.Peanuts.Movie.2015.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-ETRG.mp4_snapshot_00.23.20_[2016.03.10_11.41.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yM8tJOj.jpg "The.Peanuts.Movie.2015.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-ETRG.mp4 snapshot 00.23.20 [2016.03.10 11.41.06]")
>>>>/cgl/ is almost 90% grills
>there is a board on this website that is almost entirely grills
fuck...
>>27539772
>decide to check out cgl
>go into the contact thread
>its all girls
... shit...
is browsing cgl and going to cons a viable way to get a gf?
surely they're awkward losers like us..
Meanwhile it's a sasauge fest at /soc/
IM GOIN IN BOYS HERE WE GO
>>27539704
Take a picture of em lad
>>27539767
This. Don't leave us hanging.
>>27539767
>>27539792
JUST ORDERED IM GOIN IN
