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You always look so serious. Are you OK? I know I don't know you very well and this might be kinda out of the blue, but you can talk to me, I'll listen.
"lol k thanks"
>>27527734
>Oh, I don't care to go on and on about myself. Why don't you start by telling me about yourself?
>>27527760
That is so cringy
Sydney, Australia
Submitting application request for another robot who would like to help improve each other.
Must be within 45 minutes travelling distance from Burwood
I would like a robot with a strong desire and desperation to change/improve oneself, so we can work together on achieving that goal.
We will not be friends, we are there to help each other get out of robotdom and ideally into chadom. Think of us as a team
Meeting in person will eventually be required.
Firstly, i want to stress the relationship will be mutualistic, which means if i feel that you're not useful to me, well have to break things off, vice versa.
We are not friends. Think of it as a help me help you relationship. Again im not your friend, im not there to discuss your favourite chinese cartoons. We will more something akin to a team & partnership.
Everything we do must have a greater purpose e.g. I will not play video games with you if heres no greater purpose behind it. E.g.2. If you need get your eating habits right, i can help you with that.
We don't need a o be emotionally distant from each other, we can express our personality if we want, but always remember in the end were not friends. This thread isn't about looking for a friend
>>27527683
>>>/soc/
fuck off cunt
orgialine
>>27527697
Do you not want to get better or are you a Normie? Huh?
HMU senpai
I'll change your life
Live in Burwood
How do I become asexual, without surgery or invasive physical actions?
SSRIs, prozac did it for me
>>27527692
>SSRIs, prozac
How do I get them? Any main side effects?
>>27527711
Go to a doctor, tell him you're depressed, get meds.
Who the fuck eats olives? They're fucking disgusting.
i think you mean fucking delicious
they took me some effort to get used to, also hated them before, but now I like them.
we should kill ourselves
Who has wronged you the most in your life? What did they do?
My parents.
Gave birth to me.
Literally everyone I ever went to school with. They treated me like shit, jokes on them, I don't smoke or take drugs like those faggots.
>>27527380
>>27527383
How did you get back at them?
The economy is not going to grow itself if you're always asleep you know. Thats why you need to start showing a can-do attitude and work double time to pay for Mrs Sheklia's upcoming summer charity ball at the Hamptons to make poverty history.
Remember, we're all in this together wagie. You do the work. While I do the spending.
Its almost supper time for me, which means going to the local diner for a cheap early bird meal. I get to pretend I'm on my way to work too, its like LARPing
A-atleast I get to buy more vidya games with my wageslave money.
Who the fuck is Mrs Sheklia and why the fuck would I chop off my balls to pay for her charity ball? I have much better things to do like watching anime, playing vidya and masturbation.
Cindy Imouto I love you
Hi, obsessive #2 reporting in
>>27527617
>>27527230
[email protected] if anyone of you want to talk about imouto in private
Stop fucking advertising escorts on r9k, thats not what its for
I'm not sure how to start this but I recently remembered a memory that I think was repressed for well over a decade. I don't know if repressed memories are real but I remember getting depressed and being much more anxious right after I remember it happening which was only gotten worse over the past 10+ years. I was around 5 years old when I remember it happening and I don't know what to do because if it is real then I can't do anything about it because I don't remember the guys face that well. I really hope that I'm just making up a memory because I'm crazy or something but I don't know how to handle this. Have any of you had repressed memories? I've been thinking a lot about it for the past few days and even though I feel a lot calmer right now I still don't know if that memory is real or not and it's driving me crazy.
i am pretty sure i was molested by my cousin (who is nuts--tourette's, ocd, bipolar, etc.) when i was pretty young, maybe 5 or so. i don't really have solid memories of it, but the emotional experience of trying to remember what that time was like really suggests to me that i'm just not going to let myself access those memories.
which is fine with me, really. it's not like i can do anything about it, nor would i want to. all i can really control is how i feel and i choose to not really worry about it
achieve serenity, anon
>>27527098
That fucking sucks, I'm sorry to hear about that anon. I don't know how you're able to feel indifferent about it and I wish I could but I just feel so fucking ashamed and angry, I wish there was something I could do.
Then why haven't you asked your family members then?
Forgive me for being rude, but I'm pretty sure you would've remembered it clear as day if such an event happened in your life.
My dream job is to work night shift part-time at a gas station.
I'd just sit there reading books when I'm not serving customers. I'd get so much reading done and become very knowledgeable.
Also the interactions would help me work on my social skills as well as fulfilling my social needs.
Do you think my dream will ever come true?
I can't see myself doing anything else.
I'm an edgy friendless loner loser btw.
Your dream job is to be eggman?
>>27527072
Sorry, I don't follow those e-celeb memes so I don't understand.
>>27527063
wouldnt be so bad, i work night shift in retail and there only real human interaction you get is your workmates, who you get to know pretty well
>be trans
>tell people I'm a girl on r9k
>Post in fembot threads
>get so much attention
>have people add me on Skype
>Don't reveal I'm trans until a couple days later
>have them buy me steam games and other things
>string them along with pictures of my butt, toes and stomach.
>mfw i show them the full frontal and my erect cock when i get bored of them
>they get upset and start swearing and calling me a faggot
People actually fall for this shit?
Wow, i've been being a tranny wrong this whole time.
well you are kind of a faggot. half the people on here wouldn't care though.
>>27526901
But you literally are a faggot.
Okay let's just get this shit straightened out... Australia has a population of 23 million.
The USA has a population of 319 million.
So how is it that every second person on here seems to be Australian?
Post your country, I'm interested to see what r9k's nationality ratio actually looks like
Plot twist:I'm New Zealander
time zones
>>27526865
They're the most vocal, nationality-identifying shitposters.
>>27526874
I get that but it seems to be a recurring thing throughout the day where everyone's australian
I constantly feel homesick, but I don't know where home is.
move out
if you've already moved out, take a vacation to somewhere you've always wanted to go
>>27526843
I'm too poor and stupid to move out.
>>27526798
It sounds like you're longing for your childhood.
Welcome to this shit reality.
I was out smoking a cig and this guy asked me if I wanted to buy some weed. I agreed, because I'm a fucking dumbass. He handed me this rolled up napkin and I just put it in my pocket.
Anyways, I'm back in my room and I opened it up and there was no weed in it, it's like a little baggy filled with white powder.
What do you think guys? Should I stick it up my nose?
Quadruple sixes confirm, gonna give it a try.
>>27526666
Snort it and see what happens.
Do it. What can possibly go wrong?
Do fembots like Doj? I thought he was alright at first, but he really whiteknights in the most cringeworthy way possible.
>>27526647
No. Literally no one likes him.
>>27526647
I'll take the bait. Yeah, I thought he was cool after he gave me boy advice and seemed really chill. But then he started posting about his gf and Eliza and I'm disgusted.
>>27526764
Kek this.
Please stop making threads about yourself Doj.
Your gf enjoyed her ex's cock more than your little one.
Age:
Sex:
Race:
Would you prefer to have children with someone of your own race?
(If don't want children) Would you prefer to marry someone of your own race?
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Race: Middle Eastern (Iranian)
Race Question: Don't care at all! I'll take anyone as long as they've got a good personality and aren't toooo ugly
>>27526655
Would you expect a woman you married to convert to Mohammedanism?
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Race: Caucasian
Race Question: Move black girls cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either
I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA
