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>Hey anon, I think you don't know my boyfriend Chadng
Nobody both names their son something traditional like Chang and then allows them to walk around like a total faggot like that kid.
His name's probably Andrew or Chris.
>>27535179
Words pronounced as "Chang" is rarely used in names.
>>27535179
What is it with Asian guys being named Andrew? I know 6 Asian Andrews
Why do normies do shit like this? What do they gain for pointing out to others how "amazing" their SO is?
>>27535026
aw that's cute. i give them maybe less than 5 years
>>27535026
because they want others to know that they are NORMAL like everyone else in the world
>>27535053
I give em 11 minutes
>If you live i the south or south east, you're 1000% likely to get cucked
Women don't watch porn, their sex drive is nowhere near that of men's and they have sex on tap so it's pointless anyway. 95% of these results are trannies or men pretending to be women because it's their fetish.
>black population significantly higher in the south
>retardation quotient significantly higher in OP's post
I live in ANAL, is this a good thing?
ITT: Post a cool pic, and in spoiler tell us what it isThis is an example of cherenkov radiation. It is electromagnetic radiation emitted when a charged particle (such as an electron) passes through a dielectric medium at a speed greater than the phase velocity of light in that medium.
>>27534501
Fuck your spoilers cunt.
This is DSG3005 showing what happens when you try multi-track drifting IRL. It jumped the points while (iirc) shunting so it was a fairly low-speed affair.
>>27534501
That's what happened at Tokaimura right?
With Hisashi Ouchi?
This is an ice fairy
she is pretty cool
So let me set this straight, I'm not ugly by any means, I'm 6'1.
Today I went to my local driving school to sign up for the lessons, I showed up standing STRAIGHT, looking coinfident never stuttered, I said: "How do I sign up?"
There were a few girls there and I heard them fucking LAUGHING/GIGGLING
So an older woman greeted me and said that the secretary wasn't there yet but she could help me I smiled and stared in the eyes but not in a creepy way.
So I'm talking with her and she said the things I need to sign up, I say that i have some of them already and I hear the girls GIGGLING AGAIN, for fuck Sake!
I talk with her always confidently and I can hear them laughing and giggling unntill they move to another room to attend the lesson and shut the door.
So... what did I do wrong?
I wore an Armani t-shirt, a pair of fashionable snakers I bought myself, my jeans weren't skinny but not autistic either as far as I know, I shower everyday and wore deodorant, I also cut my hair every month.
How the fuck did they KNOW?
AM I THAT KNOWN IN TOWN?
DID THEY ALREADY KNOW I WAS AUTISTIC FROM OUTER SOURCES?
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY SPOT ME SO EASILY?
post a pic faggot creeper
>>27534474
women can smell insecurity,,
not a joke
>>27534604
But I acted secure as fuck and not even in a exaggerated way,
Tell us your story about being cucked - be it by a normie, Chad or Tyrone - or even a girl?
IF you have ever been cucked you aren't a robot
I once cucked a girl's group of orbiters. She was one of those dumb "gamer gurl" sluts who talks about how nerdy they are for knowing what TES and Fallout are, and had a bunch of nerds vying for her attention. I wound up hooking up with her and later that same day one of her orbiters "confessed" to her and she turned him down. He still stuck around though and once even drove her to my house so I could fuck her.
feels pretty good desu
>>27534393
What about the time I fucked my best friends wife while he worked on my car in the garage?
I have no shame
Oh baby that's bad
>>27534583
She might've lost her phone. She got in the elevator too fast for me to catch up
>>27534796
There might be a reason for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
I mean, what happened? Why is germany so weird?
Jesus that's creepy.
Remember kids:
Propaganda is to democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
Pretty sure the guy who said that was involved in the blueprint ruining yurop, too.
>>27533849
As a german im seriously considering immigrating to america when trump wins.
I cant take this shit anymore
>>27533849
>Kid saying profanities
WTF is wrong with leftists? imagine the backlash if a right wing party did that.
American sites
>can be accessed from anywhere
>always in multiple languages
>usually have multiple worldwide servers for international access
Japanese sites
>no translations available
>can't access them unless you have a japanese ip
>exclusive to japan most of the time
do you guys ever wonder why japan hates the rest of the world and tries to be so xenophobic and isolationist
and why we still insist on trying to appreciate their culture when they clearly want us gone so bad?
>Implying xenophobia is a bad thing
Japan is so based because of it. Ever notice that feminism and getting cucked by foreigners isn't an issue there? There's a reason for it.
>>27533754
but to access it, you have to learn their extremely difficult and extremely exclusive language and either make modifications to or buy new hardware for that specific reason
>>27533713
>implying you want to appreciate their true culture and not the dirty animu's they hate so much themselves
>implying it's a bad thing to stop you from doing that
Why are women always on their phone? What could they possibly be browsing besides NormieBook and orbiter messages
They're constantly texting other guys. Every time you go out and see a pretty young girl, just know in her phone shes texting 5 "cute" guys at once, and probably has a current boyfriend or a guy shes seeing. Welcome to the social media age.
>>27533649
can't speak for other women, but i don't even own a smartphone. normies need them because they need 24/7 distraction and validation.
>>27533777
be my gf, I don't own a smartphone either
What does r9k think of bisexuality?
>>27533626
Bisexuality is a meme. It is not real.
Doesn't exist, you're still just a fag.
>>27533626
its basically just homosexuals in denial, right?
We always talk about females who have "daddy issues". But what does a male look like who's had an abusive or absent father?
Just look at this board if you want to know what having an absent father does to men.
He looks like a weak, useless beta cunt.
>>27533586
this. well if youre white this board is pretty representative, and if you're black and in america, look at any inner city shithole.
Seriously, the only way to restore /r9k/ is:
>autoban anyone who claims to be a girl, it only ruins the thread and strays away from anonymity, the site is basically built upon anonymity
>don't allow """""femanon""""" threads, e-celeb threads, tripfag threads, normalfagbait threads and cuckold threads
This will discourage 90% of the shitposters to come near this board and incentives more quality OC from anons. When I say ban women, I do not mean that strictly as hate. Just stating your identity as a female in nearly any thread ruins the conversation and femanon threads collect more thirsty youngfags from other sites or boards. This way threads stay on topic and thirstfags will abandon this board. I came to this board for OC and anons who I can relate to without knowing their identity, not cancer.
What if a content creator is already a known female?
>>27533572
Depending on what content she creates, she goes to the board that her content fits on. If none of the other boards happen to fall into her niche, then she must automatically go towards /b/ or to another site entirely.
You'll still have a billion normies.
Do you have a masculine jaw or are you a jawlet that needs to hide behind a meme beard?
>>27533444
i'm a jawlet who cant even grow a beard. look like damn kirby
Beards have almost became fedora tier. Reddit sees someone that looks good with a beard so they think they look good with patchy pubes all over their face.
>looking like Major Chip Hazard
No thanks
Do landlords regularly watch through all their surveillance camera tapes, or do they only check them when like the cops request information or there's been a burglary or something like that?
I kinda did something really stupid in front of my apartment's camera and I need to know if I should get hitting the road right away or not.
>>27533364
i don't think landlords are allowed to put surveillance cameras inside your apartment
>>27533397
Yeah, but I mean the one outside the apartment.
They usually watch yesterdays tape together with their family at dinner.
