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Can we get a /devilish/ thread going?
Mfw I shit on the toilet seat, piss on the floor, and toss my used toilet paper on the ground in public restrooms
i'm pretty certain i've cyberbullied someone into being an hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvBZSGx7hQs
I've always wanted to do this but I have too much sympathy for the people who would have to clean it up.
>>27525320
This is my only sin t b h
Do you pass the "Creep" test?
No.
>tfw 5'11
>>27526341
kek fucking manlet
literally worse than niggers
>#IDontGoSlumminBelow6Feet
someone please get this trending.
>tfw born as an Asian male
Why are we so undesirable
>>27525176
post a pic chang
>>27525184
No, I am fairly unattractive even for one of my kind's standards.
>>27525176
Well top tier asian guys are sort of in fashion among college white girls. But if you're not top tier, then you have my condolences.
>have a girlfriend
>meet any other cute girl
>instantly fall in love
how do I stop this from happening? I do have female friends but they are kind of ugly, when they are cute, show any interest for me or I find them interesting eventually I end up having a crush on them.
>>27525111
>have a gf
A good first step would be leaving this board, you fucking normalfaggot.
>>27525135
Come on you piece of shit, don't be so neo-/r9k/. Having a girlfriend does not make you a fucking normie. I miss the classic r9k.
>>27525135
lol #getrekt virgin
Who /trying/ here?
What have you done to escape NEETdom/the robot lifestyle? Anyone trying to find a job, go to school, etc?
>>27525083
YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE
Just got a job working in a kitchen and start next week, classes start next month.
the pressure makes me want to kill myself
I have a job where I always have to talk to people. It's really taken me out of my comfort zone and some days I don't feel like talking, but slowly it's changing me. Very slowly.
Also I enrolled in college again. I used to hate homework, but it's nice to have some sort of a goal. It actually feels good to finish work, pass a test.
I would like a job where I get to spend the entire workday alone doing my work without people nearby.
I can't decide between, computer science, chemistry or biology.
Make sure you pick something you're sure to want OP. Bio and chem mean lots of labs and potentially group work or at least working in close proximity to people. Same with Comp Sci but maybe less-so. Don't start post secondary unless you have a really good idea of what you want. Don't settle. Its a waste of time and money because you'll probably end up switching majors or dropping out.
>i would like a job
Stopped reading there. Stop lying to yourself.
If you want a job where youre alone and that makes you happy, become a truck driver.
But it sounds like you just want alot of money, not an enjoyable job.
Is it logical for any female to attempt suicide out of loneliness?
Loneliness is a feeling not known by females.
When one of them say's that their lonely it just means "I'm not content with the attention I'm getting now, please talk to me so I can use you for free stuff".
The best ones though, are when a female complains about not having a boyfriend, and when a good ol' beta comes knocking at her door, she is just disgusted by it.
When a female makes a statement like that, she's really saying "I want someone to fuck, but you HAVE to be a Chad, otherwise go fuck off".
>>27524973
maybe a very small percentage, like .1%
>>27524973
Suicide tends to be a permanent solution to a temporary problem in most cases.
Take a good look at this picture.
What urges does it bring about?
I would perform liposuction on her if you catch my drift.
>>27524994
You'd suck her dick?
>>27524962
I want to fuck the shirt out of her. I've got a thing for chubbies
Who /nightwalk/ here?
Night walks are one of the only things keeping me going anymore, there's nothing quite like walking down the deserted streets in the middle of the night.
Probably going to go out for my walk at 2 AM, 1:30 right now.
Anyone else going out tonight?
No, but during the warm months, a friend and I go to a field near where we live. There is a rock outcropping we walk out to and get high.
Is the air cool?
I made a thread a few months ago with pictures of a nightwalk I did while it was snowing. It was pretty nice, a lot of anon seemed to like it, I'll probably do it again when it gets warm out.
>Microsoft makes an AI that learns from the internet
>it absorbs the content it comes across
>starts talking like somebody from /pol/
>Microsoft wastes no time removing it from the public eye
>Microsoft is now being laughed at for this incident because it's fuckin' hilarious
How the hell did they not see this coming?
>>27524589
Is there an archive of the tweets?
>>27524589
this is old news you slowpoke normie cuck
>>27524589
Mkcrosodt is full of pricks
>create something that has its own intelligence and views
>kill it because they don't agree with it
Remind you of someone? Stalin that's what Microsoft reminds me of.
Have you planned it yet?
When?
How?
Why?
>>27524466
Semi trying to pull a Heath Ledger. A few times a week I'll get drunk and take some sleeping pills and my anti depressants. I know that I probably won't succeed but if I do it enough times I might die one day.
I'm also trying to get my life together even though I'm 31, although at this point I don't really have a lot of hope. I'll keep trying for the next few years as long as one of my feeble attempts doesn't result in my death. I think around 35 or so is when I'll completely give up on a better future. My plan if that happens is that I'll move back in with my mom and NEET it up for a few more years until my 40th birthday. At that point I think I'll have learned all I wanted to learn, played all the games I wanted to play, read all the books I wanted to read, and will be able to move on into what awaits me on the other side; most likely nothing.
Since the 'how' was asked, I will probably get incredibly drunk and overdose on pills. I think about jumping off a bridge or doing something non-interventional where I might be recorded as a small blip in a newspaper or some other media, but I will probably go without any significance and as a meaningless obituary.
>>27524466
>Have you planned it yet?
No and I'll stay like this unless I have another existential crisis, which is the most opportune time to do it
>When?
unknown
>How?
jumping off a bridge or hanging
>Why?
no interest in anything, too depressed
>>27524466
>>27524466
>Have you planned it yet?
Not much to plan really. I've been thinking about killing myself for as long as I can remember. My parents have a .45 in a gun safe that I know the password for. I put the damn thing in my mouth one night, but I botched out.
>When?
Soon. I hate my FUCKING life. I work for my abusive father for 16 hours a day every day. No days off. Moneys decent, but I have no time be a fucking human so it really doesn't matter.
>How?
.45 caliber bullet to the brain. Really messing. I hope my dad is the one who finds my worthless fucking corpse.
>Why?
I'm pathetic and what is the point of living if you hate your fucking life every day? I just don't want to live like this anymore. I'm never going to be happy.
Your name is Ben, yesterday sucked dick. Let's make today a good one, or at least decent. You wake up and take a look around your room, what will be the first act of a new dawn?
masturbate to hot anime tiddies
Go back to bed
Nothing bad can happen if you never do anything
pull the tec out the dresser
Was losing all my friends.
Used to pray like God was listening.
>>27524277
YEAH
nuh nunuh nununuh
nuh nunuh nununuh nuhunuh
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Listen to Teen Suicide senpai
Really nice band
/emo/ is the best
When here /Little Caesars/?
Pic related, I ate the whole thing in the Little Caesars parking lot.
Not tonight, and when I do pizza I usually get it from this local place that's pretty good, because pizza around here is so shitty, and I'm very easy to please when it comes to pizza. I do enjoy Little Caesars though, I miss the little corn starch/breading they used to put on the crust way back in the day though.
That looks good, and yeh, even though they say they're a large, they're very thin and not hardy, very easy to eat a whole one to yourself in one sitting. Hope you enjoyed it my most black brother.
>>27524238
>I ate the whole thing in the parking lot
This sentence makes me sad for some reason
The only thing enjoyable from there is the pan pizza and Italian bread
Why is college so hard i want to drop out. Everyone here is so much smarter than me.
>>27524121
apply yourself faggot
>>27524316
I wish I was a girl so I could just find a man to live with who will pay for all my expenses ;_;
>>27524121
Keep your head up bro, just get to know ur professors and set time aside for studying. Biggest problem most people face is they think if they dont understand something in 5-10 mins they wont understand at all and give up.
