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>dad found the squirt sock
>>27520037
>tfw mom threw out your shower cup
>>27520037
>Mum Found the Cum Drum
>mom noticed the dirty footmarks on the wall above my bed
Yeah I like to jizz on my own face sometimes.
Lets rate each others lockscreen
>>27519908
1/10 worst girl
originyl
>>27519908
my lockscreen is actually a pepe but the resolution is fucked up so it looks like a space wallpaper so i keep it to make people think it's a spess wallpaper but it's secretly a pepe and only I will know
>>27519908
...and each others homescreen
>>27519923
4/10 no password
you never know when you might drop it and someone finds all your hentai
I refuse to believe that every single woman out there is a Stacy, there must surely be good women in the world.
What are they like, and how rare are they compared to the stacies?
It's hard to not be a slut when everyone wants to fuck you, and your ego is inflated by all the attention you get.
>>27519898
Extremely rare. They're usually wifed by older chads at a young age
>>27519922
Its not hard at all actually
Will anime girls and VR end up destroying the birth rate?
>>27519884
It's already in pretty bad shape in the developed world. VR certainly isn't going to help.
>>27519884
Not really, the men using VR probably would just end up raising cuck babies anyway.
>>27519884
hope so, at least for lazy whites.
>Wakeup
>Go to work
>Dont bother eating anything until lunch time
>Deal with annoying people at work for 8 hours
>Come back home
>lay down on the floor for an hour and contemplate my life and where I'm going
>Get back up and prepare dinner
>Go into my room that is an utter mess and everything covered in dust and bottles everywhere
>browse 4chan and watch anime for the next 4 hours
This has been my life for the past 2 years robots, doesnt look like it'll change anytime soon and the only social interaction I get at work is maybe a few hellos and thats it, it's really driving me insane.
Share your daily routines
>wake up at 6
>get to work by 7
>eat the same bacon egg and cheese sizzli at wawa every morning
>work from 7-whenever, usually 6:30-7
>work with illegals who don't speak english much
>most are good guys but one is a 36 year old pedophile with 14 year old girlfriends in Honduras who is really annoying and does everything wrong the first few times he does it
>eat fast food after work on the way home because I'm too tired to make food when I get home
>shower
>browse 4chan until I fall asleep, usually around 9-9:30
On sundays I wake up around 8 and get my groceries for the week at my local shop rite before relaxing as much as I can for the rest of the day.
>wake up at 7:30
>take a shower maybe brush my teeth and get dressed
>catch the bus at 8:05
>show up late to class because the bus is always late
>sit alone in lecture hall while browsing 4chan on my phone and taking notes
>go to next class where I know a couple people
>don't even talk to them unless an exam is coming
>feel regret and anger every time this happens
>go to library to do homework
>catch my last class of the day where I just sit there pretending I enjoy what's going on
>walk around the neighborhood to apply for jobs
>go home to watch old Anime and cook lunch
>go back to campus to study for exams
>return home at 1 am and feel like utter shit because I realize I haven't spoken to anyone
>pray to God tomorrow will be better before going to bed
3 years of college and this is all I have to show for it
>wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>Here you go create another fable
(how the shit is this not original)
Why is all SFM porn the same? Is it the same 4 or 5 autists who make it?
I try to look up SFM of Heather masturbating or having normal sex, and all I can find is her getting fucked by two aliens or animals at the same time, and she also has a huge dick.
Why does all SFM porn have to be interspecies-futa-homosexual-alien-animal-bestiality-gangbang instead of just normal stuff?
Jesus Christ.
>>27519749
oh hi, i saw you earlier here posting about this
get a hobby.
>>27519787
I posted it in a thread about SFM. I thought it would be a worthwhile topic for a thread so I made this.
No need to be so bumpained, pal.
>>27519787
This is an important issue and worthy of detailed discussion.
I like how this board is supposed to be so hateful towards women but whenever there's a "fembot" making a thread all the beta orbiters come out the wood work to give her attention
those are failed normies
real robots treat women like trash in the most alpha way imaginable
>>27519686
Naw pham those are betas. Real robots don't care or let women deter them in life at all anymore
>they are bitter against women because they can't get none. They come here to vent, but really Venus has them by the balls. The men in here who get women and still don't give a shit those are the real 'alphas'. Sadly, in this board, they are rare like mister clean with hair
How much of a robot were you in highschool?
How happy were you back then?
>>27519453
I was blissfully unaware and unselfconscious in "high" (secondary) school. Life was good at first, then, slowly my life stopped fitting the expected narrative.
>>27519453
>How much of a robot were you in highschool?
same as now:
no friends, no hobbies, no abilities
except worse because i was forced to do group projects and shit with those people
>How happy were you back then?
no
Was a supreme cyborg: No friends, no gf, wasn't involved in anything, yet was still able to fake confidence and improvise well in conversations with normans. I just watched a lot of TV, movies, 4chan, and occasionally read.
Welp, I'm falling for the trap meme. Thanks /r9k/. Thanks Pizza.
You have won me over. I fucked a trap last night after reading numerous threads and fapping to numerous pizza pics.
I must say it was a pretty cool experience.
She(>implying) wasn't 100% passable, but I had fun and we are hanging out again tonight. She is making me spaghetti.
She text me this morning and asked me how my day was going.
She is going to give me a massage when we watch netflix later.
I dont even care anymore robots, make fun of me. This is the happiest I've been in my life.
>>27519372
When is lgbt going to stop raiding us?
Not a very subtle "summon a tripfag to attention whore" thread.
>>27519372
>She is making me spaghetti.
>She text me this morning and asked me how my day was going.
>She is going to give me a massage when we watch netflix later.
>This is the happiest I've been in my life.
Damn son, you just managed to get a tranny wife.
Enjoy I guess.
Post in this thread and ill tell you how you will meet the love of your life! Destiny has been restarted! Lmao.
Or, since we already did that, i could tell you what your qt is doing right now, your future, or the next important event in your life!
PD: im in college for the next hour so ill take a little while to answer at first
Hugs and headbutts
Hi I'm curious about how I will meet her
>>27519309
Posting in thread my dude.
>>27519392
What's my future or next important thing in my life?
ITT post your worst experiences with women and what increases your hatred towards females.
I never had my dick in one.
They're too emotional and childish
It's really weird how they act when compared to an average male
>>27519267
i dont have experiences with women
im not afraid of people, i dont have social anxiety.
but my face, people are afraid of me and i just dont care anymore
Does life truly have a purpose?
Can I get a non religious, non spiritual, non subjective answer to this question.
>>27519073
>Can I get a non religious, non spiritual, non subjective answer to this question.
Probably not. Mainly because "purpose" is a human concept and thus the answer will always be subjective to a degree
Probably the best answer that I can give you is not the "purpose" rather the "reason."
The reason a species exists is because of evolution. Those organisms best suited for an environment live, the rest die. Because of this, life exists in it's present form.
You _could_ say the purpose of life is to simply exist and attempt to reproduce.
>>27519149
>simply exist and attempt to reproduce.
this
>>27519167
improving the quality of living for society as a whole is also an evolutionary purpose
What is the creepiest thing you have ever done to a girl?
>>27519046
I feel like everything I do to a girl is creepy. That's why I know my place and avoid them as much as possible.
>>27519092
Has any girl ever confirmed that to you though?
>texted my female friend saying lets have sex
>asked another female friend if she wanted to make out while hanging out in my car
>put my sister's panties in my shoes so I could feel them without anyone seeing
>walked up to a random girl, took her hand, and tried to make her walk with me without saying a word
Dutch policewoman with her Muslim friend
i wish i could fuck the police
>>27518998
Why would she do this?
>>27519231
because she is a stupid fucking animal(like all women)
>ITT: r9k all goes to school
inb4 one if you edgelords shoots up the place
>tfw sitting alone in the library at lunch time so I dont have to look at all the normies have fun.
>>27518977
>Oh shit somebody's shooting up the school
>THE WHITE KID BOUTTA DO IT SENPAI
Hey new kid, what kind of music do you listen to?
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