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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to South Korea tomorrow.
skydiving out of my flight there right now famalamadingdong thanks for the warning. :)
>NK
>Bombing anything
>>27515209
hahahahahah wait im kinda worried now considering i live in south korea.
If you could instantly transform into a women without anybody (family,ect) noticing any changes would you ?
>>27515120
Become a total bi slut
fuckin obviously man
>become a woman
>people now sympathize with you more in 100% of circumstances
>more likely to support whatever you do
is this an actual question?
This thread is a tribute to the Emperor. There will be no heresy here, understand?
>>27515110
fuck the emperor. Tau are the true heirs of the galaxy.
>>27515243
False. Necro are the true rulers of the galaxy.
>>27515243
>tau
>relevant
>>27515261
>necrons
>relevant
I'm a Stacy.
I don't fit in maybe 100% with Chads and Stacies, but I think you'll find I qualify in just about every way...except I'm aware of it and have a nice dose of self-loathing.
So ask me anything.
>>27515077
Firstly post a pic with timestamp
>>27515105
Just a tiddy, but there you go.
>>27515077
Do you honestly think an unattractive guy actually has a chance with girls if he's "confident" or whatever?
who here /lovestheirdoggie/?
cat posters and edgy pet gore posters please go
>tfw had dogbro for 5 years
>a happy, energetic dachs
>got a prolapse in his back last summer
>pay for two extensive back surgeries, he comes out fine but is paralized in his back legs
>can't pee on his own anymore
>can't hold in his shit anymore
>just drags his himself around with his two front legs
>vet says there is a 80% chance he will recover fully and i can have my bro back
>he shows no signs of getting better
>had to take him to the vet and put him down in november
;_;
>still falling for pet meme
Your pet doesn't 'love' you
Your pet does not consider you its 'friend'
Your pet does not 'miss' you when you're away
Your pet doesn't care about your emotions, it does not 'comfort' you when you feel sad
Your pet is a stupid, dumb, retarded animal, that lives purely by instincts
>>27515270
Was he only 5 or did you adopt him after he was an adult?
Either way, I feel for you.
>women only choose handsome men
>>27514907
this looks so photoshopped that I can't believe I took the bait
Thank god I'm handsome
>m.d.
>This triggers the robot
It sure as hell triggers me. I'am turning 37 soon and I haven't done any of those things. I've missed the boat a long time ago. I've always wanted to do those things and have some good memories of my wild "twenties". The only memories I have is the computer screen and the TV screen.
>inb4 "twenties" chad meme
>inb4 jew conspiracy
I truly believe you should have the most fun when you are in your twenties. Because you are fit mentally and physically. Even if you are not you can still get in shape. The older you get the harder it is. And harder it is to change your routine. When you're young you can come out of your comfort zone easier. It's the time to try new things. To find out what you like and don't like.
So fellow bots please don't become like me. Try your best to have fun. Try to make friends and try to come out your comfort zone while you can. I've missed the boat and I've given up on life.
Cheers man, I'll try my best.
>never touch the ground
i've never felt this feely before
>>27514681
>I've missed the boat a long time ago
Do you want to keep thinking that until you are dead? If you are 79 and on your death bed, it's true, you've missed the boat.
But right now you can still make some good memories.
Stop talking from your high horse of failure. You want to teach us, but you say you've failed. You're in no position to teach anyone, if you can't apply the things you're teaching to yourself.
Start with yourself, then come back and try teaching us again.
>tfw hebephile
I am only attracted to girls age 14-18 anything else disgusts me. I live a fairly normal life but i will never be able to find a partner that i am really attracted to.
Is anyone else struggling with this? How do you deal with it?
Normal porn isn't doing it for me anymore i hate those big roasty whores i simply don't find them sexually arousing.
I don't know what to do i feel sick but i'm too afraid when i talk to somebody about it they will think i'm a sick pedophile.
I thought this was just a phase but i'm 23 now and i still don't find girls my age attractive. I'm getting scared that this will be how i'm gonna be for the rest of my life.
I want to be normal.
>>27514656
You're normal. Feminism and Jews forced out that social norm long ago, now women pop out kids at 30 giving birth to hopeless autists like you and I.
>>27514707
>tfw my mom had me in her 30s and i'm autistic
Maybe you're right but i still feel sick to my stomach. I usually watch porn with petite girls because nothing else gets me off anymore and i'm too afraid to browse jb.
Is there no treatment for us? I really want to find women age 20-30 attractive but i just don't ;_;
Holy shit I was just about to make a thread about this, I'm 25 and can't see myself taking anything over 19 seriously. 17-19 fresh out of high school preferably. I'm basically fucked and only getting older by the day which makes everything worse. We fucked our lives up man, we should have been feeling like this at 18-19.
Halp, /r9k/
>be me
>meet qt3.14 grill online
>fit, good looking, smart
>set up date
>turns out she has a mild speech impediment
>don't realize and ask what accent that is
>she avoids answering
>mfw I realize halfway through dinner
>somehow still wants to make out
>too awkward, nope out
>texts me that I'm sweet and she wants to hang out again
No idea how I feel about this. What do?
>>27514493
>fit, good looking, smart
Why not see her again OP? Was it that awkward of an encounter, is she not your type?
>>27515327
It's the speech impediment thing. I just don't know how I feel about it. I know that sounds shallow but it could be weird to introduce her to people or in bed or whatever. I don't know...
>>27515571
Whatever you dumb faggot. You're going to let a little awkwardness ruin a good thing for you? This is why most people fail so hard in life
>someone actually thought putting a woman in charge of security was a good idea
>>27514233
Why didn't she just shoot him?
>>27514409
She's a woman. When she saw danger her first and foremost priority was to push everyone aside and get herself and only herself to safety.
>>27514233
I can understand not trying to engage him, since most security guards are taught that they don't need to put their lives on the line. But why the fuck didn't she even try to warn anyone to leave? She runs right by all of those people without saying a word to them.
who /literally Shinji Ikari/ here?
>be a feminine crybaby little bitch boy
>daddy issues
>no friends
>spend most of my time alone
>use music as comfort
>>27514204
shinji had friends
> Rei you could argue
> Asuka
> The chad kid
> The kid with the glasses
> Misato
>>27514258
>rei got killed
>asuka got killed
>toji got killed
>misato got killed
>kaworu got killed
>literally every single person he valued got killed and he had to watch
>>27514258
they were only his friends because he was an eva pilot. before that he had L I T E R A L L Y no one.
I already miss her.
RIP the only Stacie that would talk to me
>>27514056
She is still probably here lurking mang.
>>27514130
She'll be amongst us forever. I don't expect her to make her presence known though.
>>27514056
She was a good girl, gave concrete tips instead 'just be yourself', and she only fucked 8 guys which is almost virgin compared to current society.
I'm feeling like extra shit today, anyone wanna have depressing music thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEaf9LqIUZQ
>>27514037
opeth isnt depressing,at least that song isnt. i saw them twice in LA and SD, great band <3 whats your fav album brobot?
>>27514037
if you want some growing up/ex gf feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilx3VC402SQ
inb4ree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmHqSwpSnLQ
How many years left for you guys until you can be classified as a wizard?
In 8 years I will become a great wizard. And I will turn this shit blizzard into a shit tempest
>>27513992
I'm 19, just over a decade to go. Getting worse and worse socially as time goes on, more depressed, barely leave the house these days. Seems inevitable for me.
In 1 second.
(Origin comint)
Yandere general - the craziest thing since sonic the hedgehog
General topics:
> Funposting, Feelposting, Shitposting.
> Yandere Stories and Q&A.
> Relationship advice by Dr. Feel.
Additional Resources:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community site FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
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> IRC channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> Friendly connection tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
> Spinoff channels: #yangen, #yandere, #yan - all on rizon like the above.
> Steam Group, Skype group
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> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
> Dating / Community site: http://yandere.org/
Are you going to do your part in keeping our world safe and sound yandies? How will you react to the changing climate?
>>27513642
Rare Ozoi coming through
>Are you going to do your part in keeping our world safe and sound yandies? How will you react to the changing climate?
>>27513887
I will be enthusiastic when reading new technological developments regarding solar panels and other such stuff.
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