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robots post your hands, we judge if you are a high test alpha or a low test potential trap
>>27508296
Low test beta reporting in
What is it with this same thread every day? Are you the same poster?
I'm also a low test beta.
Whose your favourite qt3.14?
Mine is ashley jay
>>27508233
>tfw i will never relive november 2014 when ashely would post on /pol/
>>27508233
anyone else ITT?
>>27508567
It's just you and me for now, robodude.
Alsogood taste.
Post feels
Talk about your meds
Call your doctors qt
Write about hospital experiences
>super depressed and anxious
>can't sleep(doctor gave me zolpidem but they don't work)
>got a panic attack on Monday just because I went outside
>first therapist gave up on me
>just been sitting at home since
>don't eat for days
>pretty much gave up
>wanted to go to the psychiatrist today so she can send me to a hospital
>psychiatrist just called me
>told me she found a new therapist
>set an appointment for tomorrow
Should I still go to my psychiatrist?
>>27506478
>be me, 20
>at hospital because of psychosis
>meet drug addict
>fall in love
>fuck in hospital bed
>both gets out of hospital
>become lovers
>mfw he started using heroin
>>27507404
I didn't believe until you said you said you fucked a guy. Have fun getting aids you trash roastie.
>tfw no gothic lolita gf
Who knows this feel?
I want to fuck her so badly holy shit.
Why isn't she real I just wanna tickle her ribs while shoving my cock inside of her I love her so much.
>>27500882
Why don't you kill yourself? You are disgusting.
>>27500773
>not a 3D lolita because ugly and poor
post your niche fetish
Mine is femdom + age regression/shrinking.
Tickling.
[Spoiler]don't you even think about judging me
>>27499912
Why would I judge you? My own interest is far more embarrassing than your own.
-paying non-swinger couples on streaming sites to swap boyfriends and watch as they nervously try the other boyfriend's dick for the first time
-educational videos where there's a lot of professionalism and you can actually learn something it
-lesbians trying dick for the first time
-pity sex/sexual favors (or situations where a lesbian couple allows a guy to have sex with one of them for the sake of him losing his virginity while the other girl watches. It wouldn't be a cucking situation since both of the girls are having fun with it and no one is being mean)
-sex as a secondary profession (massage therapist/hair salons that give handjobs after a hair cut/medical handjobs)
>The reference guy
>>27491886
The fuck is a reference guy?
>that fuckface who thinks he's hilarious because he spouts youtuber crap
>>27491937
makes tv show and movie references constantly maybe.
I hate fratbros.
>sitting in class, barely awake
>wearing my only hoodie, painfully aware that it probably smells from last night's shift at work, that I haven't shaved, that I still haven't got a haircut because I don't have the money for it yet
>surrounded by rich, happy Chads and Stacies
>cute girl sits next to me, less than a minute later she gets up and moves 3 seats away
>professor starts berating me for missing classes
>says that I'm wasting "my parent's money" and that I need to participate more in class
>I try to answer a question later on, but stumble over the words
>professor mocks me for it ("like, like....what, anon?")
>class laughs at me
>Professor calls on Stacy, who uses her upcoming vacation to Paris (on daddy's money, of course) as an example of international commerce
>"Excellent answer, Stacy!"
>Class ends, walk back to the dorm
>See other students wearing expensive shit, talking about parties, holding hands
this place fucking sucks
>Tfw you keep fucking failing your tests because of brain fog and practically falling asleep in class every day
>Tfw you get plenty of sleep each night and drink coffee but it doesn't help
>Tfw you spend a significant portion of your time outside of class studying and it doesn't help
>Tfw you're going to lose your scholarship because of it
>Tfw no friends and you see everyone else happy and in a relationship or with friends
>Tfw counselor is completely and utterly useless and doesn't help at all
>Tfw you can't drop out because your parents will kick you out and you'd have to start paying back student loans
>Tfw by the time you get working antidepressants the school year will have ended
>Tfw you're too cowardly to kill yourself
>tfw all your "stressful" exams are close to a decade in the past and are revealed as completely inconsequential
>>27491982
try to stop fapping, it could be the cause of your problems
How old are you?
How much money do you have in the bank?
Are you happy?
22
~1k
Yes
23
~11k
No
>>27515846
this exactly.
we're the same guy i guess
Why do women want to kill their babies they made consensually?
>>27514152
cuz her body her choice, bitch!
>>27514152
They are eugenicists by nature. She can sense that her child did not come from a superior chad's seed, so she wants to kill it.
If our moms hadn't been pressured by society into keeping us, we'd all be dead right now.
>>27514297
but what about the baby
i thought women loved their little wittle babbys
So my flatmate left her room unlocked by accident and won't be back for another week,
what should I do? Will post pics
cum on everything
original just incase
![MEMEFROG-SNIDEREMARK-[GONESEXUAL].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6gE0NjA.jpg "MEMEFROG-SNIDEREMARK-[GONESEXUAL]")
>>27513754
smell her underwear
>>27513754
so as long as my roommate doesn't lock his door, his room is free game?
jesus christ that's some autistic thinking there.
in the time it took you to read this. someone, somewhere in the world came inside of a vagina
>>27513713
Someone also died
and there is also someone who came inside a vagina accidentally or thought the woman was on birth control but she wasn't and now has to pay for an unwanted child for the next 18 years because a woman has all the choice upon insemination, thereby ruining the man's potential and happiness in life.
>>27513713
So that's how it looks like, is the camera really small or is the vagina really that gapping
>tfw i realize i haven't seen sunlight since 2015
who else? is that bad?
>>27513561
How do you live?
orgyonal
>>27513575
i live the neet life. i stay in my room all day and use the computer. parents work and buy groceries, so i never have to leave.
>tfw your upper leg has never seen sunlight ever
This applies only to the social recluse NEET robots.
How are you guys not in a constant state of panic about the future? How do you not worry about where you'll be in your 30s, 40s and 50s?
You can't comfortably have everything provided for you forever. At some point people won't feel sorry for you and there'll be absolutely nobody there for you.
>>27513521
i just simply don't care. if it ever gets to a point where nobodies handing my money, i might seriously consider killing myself
becoming a wageslave is worse than death.
as the robots say "give me tendies or give me death"
idgaf lmao
>>27513521
JUSTIcan'tgowrongwithaclassic
So...
Black Men want White Women.
White Women want Black Men.
White Men want White Women.
Black Women want White Men.
Asian Men want Anime Women.
Asian Women want ????.
Spics want Taco.
Is that correct?
Most people want people from their own race.
Most girls want BBC, very few girls would pass up a large black cock
>>27513397
Most negroid males don't have large cocks.
>tfw just let my mom drive my car because i'm tired of being harassed to take family members places
>comes back with the tire completely busted
>"i dont know what happened. i didn't hit anything."
>bullfuckingshit.jpg
>now i have to spend $150 and drive around like this until my new tire gets here
Fucking women. Don't let them near your vehicle
>>27513311
pic of "i didn't hit anything"
>>27513311
Why are your rims like that
>tfw no A4
I didn't need these feels
![I0SVnES[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZKZbvqO.png "I0SVnES[1]")
